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- Narrated by: Vanessa Edwin, Sebastian York
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
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Publisher's Summary
A delicious romantic comedy performed by Sebastian York & Vanessa Edwin!
I’ve got a list of people I absolutely don’t ever want to be stuck with on a boat, or a plane, or a train, and it starts and ends with the broody, grumpy, too-sexy-for-my-own good Axel Huxley.
Also known as this romance novelist’s number one nemesis.
The man is legendary for his mighty pen and his even mightier scowl. I tried to work together with the cocky thriller writer once upon a time, but the two of us are like vodka and good decisions. We don’t play well together.
Only now, our publishers are sending us on a joint trip across Europe to mingle with our most devoted readers on an old-fashioned luxury train. And thanks to a booking snafu, we have to share a sleeper car.
You guessed it--there's only one bed.
I'm not sure I can survive the next seven days and nights with my dangerously sexy enemy and all our fiery tension.
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- Aloha Girl
- 2023-03-04
Sebastian & Vanessa Killed It!!!!
This audiobook was so worth the wait! Sebastian York and Vanessa Edwin narrating a story by Lauren Blakely is an instant pre-order for me, a no-brainer, really. IMO - SY can read a car owner's manual and make it sound swoony and hot. That deep auralgasmic voice just makes the steamy love scenes so much sexier. I've been waiting for this trio since Come Again and I really hope we won't have to wait another 2 years for this gem to come around again. This is an audiobook I will listen to over and over again. Sebastian York narrating LB's stories is a chef's kiss.
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