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  • Villain for Hire

  • A Haremlit Slice of Life Adventure: Book 2: Damsels and Deathrays
  • Written by: Jay Aury
  • Narrated by: Andrew Pond, Ellory Lane
  • Length: 6 hrs and 59 mins
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Villain for Hire

Written by: Jay Aury
Narrated by: Andrew Pond, Ellory Lane
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Publisher's Summary

The four rules of freelance villainy are as follows:

1. Always wear a mask

2. Never hurt civilians

3. Never kill the heroes you’re paid to fight.

4. And the bad guy always loses.

I've made a good career following the rules and taking on superheroes in scripted fights. But I'd never dreamed it would end up with me dating two stunning supervillainess, getting a household death ray, and having a mad scientist living in my basement.

But you roll with the punches in this business. Be it coaching yandere psychics on the art of villainous monologuing, sourcing costumes from busty demonic fashionistas, or taking down a superarms dealers trying to kidnap my mad scientist. One thing's for sure, there's never a dull moment being the bad guy.

Villain for Hire is a humorous adventure through the world of heroes, superpowers, love, and villainy. Featuring nefarious plots, monsters, mecha fights, and demonic dressmakers, this adventure is sure to delight.

©2023 Jay Aury (P)2023 Royal Guard Publishing LLC

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