I Have a Chart
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I Have a Chart
Narrated by:
Michael Katz
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Narrated by:
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Michael Katz
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Written by:
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Richard Tucker
About this listen
Another kinky and irreverent object fantasy from the author who brought you Sofa King: A couch elegy.
*Listener advisory: This is a work of satire. Content-sensitive listeners should proceed with care.