Theoden
A New Haven Series Prequel
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Narrated by:
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Christian J. Gilliland
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Written by:
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Nicholas Bella
About this listen
My name is Theoden. This is the story of my life. Apparently, there has been a huge demand for me to tell it. Normally, I do what I want unless the command comes from my sire, Ara. But, revealing the tale about how I became the powerful vampire prince of the city is something I think I will enjoy telling.
You'll see my first mission for the church, my first kill, the life-changing moment when I lost my virginity, and how I chose my first son - all of the things that mean something to me and that made me the vampire I am. So, sit back, and give me all of your attention, as I want your eyes on me. Now, let's begin.
Prepare to be entertained to new heights as Theoden delivers you a unique tale of his life from childhood to the vampire Master you know him to be.
Warning: This is a prequel to the highly erotic, extremely dark, and twisted New Haven series and the spin-off Odin Chronicles. I can't stress enough how strong the sexual, violent, and adult content is in this book. The temperature in the room will rise to unbearable degrees. Pearls will be clutched, and you may utter the words "Oh, my god" several times while listening to it. You have been warned. For mature listeners only.
©2018 Nicholas Bella (P)2021 Nicholas BellaWhat listeners say about Theoden
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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Performance5 out of 5 stars
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Story5 out of 5 stars
- Leo
- 2021-04-25
Best Audiobook everrrrrr!!
Narrator Christian J. Gilliland gifted us with a beautiful voice for our most beloved Theoden. His astounding talent to manipulate his voice kickstarted my addiction to paranormal erotica. I listened to this audiobook three times this month (yes, just a little obsessed). Each time Theodens’ toys are taken away I bloody cry, each time he goes back to fuck them all up I rejoice in his revenge. I am hard all over and mush all inside for this character. The narrator portrayed each of the secondary characters with a unique voice and accent. His deep baritone stirred all my mushy insides until it thickened and set like ten-day-old concrete, a little damp and almost unbreakable.
I listened at 1.3 speed and dreamed all day about my prince that will never manifest for real, no matter how many times I listen to him. I wonder if the author would sell a Theoden blow-up doll to me? I have the Theoden t-shirt, actually two of them, a backpack and a mouse pad. A life-like Theoden would be bloody awesome! Then, I can dress him, shower with him, and even let him sit on the couch while I work. After we can go for a walk and I can imagine we are flying to a castle where we would me Ara, the King of the vampires, and Tylendel the Dragon Knight. I dream I get trapped in a room with them and find my dreams coming true…
Indeed I do recommend this audiobook!!!
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