Off with My Head
The Definitive Basic B*tch Handbook to Surviving Rock Bottom
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Named one of Us Weekly’s Best Celebrity Memoirs of 2022
The New York Times bestselling author of Next Level Basic and fan-favorite alumna of Bravo’s Vanderpump Rules returns with the definitive Basic Bitch handbook for surviving your rock-bottom moments.
The year 2020 was going to be the best year of Stassi’s life. Besides getting engaged and feeling like she was on top of the world career-wise, she bought her first house and was planning her dream Italian wedding. The future showed so much freaking promise—until it all went to hell. Stassi may not be perfect—she may have made some (major) mistakes—but she does feel like she has some insight (and plenty of hilarious tales) about getting knocked up, called out, and learning from what went wrong.
Through stories, confessions, illustrations, and plenty of self-reflection and self-deprecation, this new book goes behind the scenes and addresses the experience of getting cancelled, getting that positive pregnancy test, and saying “I do” in the backyard instead of in Italy. Stassi won’t hold back about her transformation from proud basic bitch to... proud basic bitch who has a deeper appreciation for what’s really important in life: love, relationships, mutual respect, and, okay fine, an Aperol spritz and some showtunes when you need them most.
Stassi hopes her story will help others see the light at the end of the tunnel in their own lives and make them laugh along the way. She writes about the importance of having a good cry (at work, in the shower, in your closet), ways to navigate social media responsibly (sometimes that means logging the eff off when crowds are chanting, “OFF WITH HER HEAD”), how to practice self-care when wine is not an option, and how not to become a Bridezilla—plus she’ll offer tips on marrying your f*ckboy, embracing pregnancy sweats (both cashmere sweats and night sweats), and styling baby OOTDs.
So roll up your bedazzled sleeves…or the sleeves of the tattered robe you’ve been wearing nonstop because you’re at rock bottom; grab a cocktail; and let your favorite (more evolved) basic bitch take you on a wild ride inside the bumpiest year of her life.
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- 2023-07-10
Love Stassi!!
This was a great easy listen with many relatable parts. I loved her breakdown of how bad a “cancelling” can be.
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- 2024-09-14
Great follow up to Next Level Basic
Loved it, couldn’t put it down! Looking forward to the next book which I just purchased.
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- Highly recommend
- 2022-09-29
Great listen/read
I enjoyed this Audio book! It was great to hear all about how everything went down and some! Definitely give it a listen!
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- 2022-04-27
only half way through.
I know I'm only halfway. But wow, as a HUGE Stassi fan, I'm so PROUD and AMAZED by her growth. So glad I bought the physical copy to have, but I don't regret purchasing the audiobook and listening to it all day at work!
Hopefully everyone else can see the growth as well!
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- 2022-05-09
Such a relatable listen
I really loved this book. There are so many relatable elements. Such a good, easy listen.
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- Erika Swanson
- 2022-05-23
Fun listen!
Was fun to listen to! I was annoyed by the amount of times she said “AF”, but overall would recommend if you’re a Vanderpump/ Stassi fan!
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- Amanda Krisjanovs
- 2024-01-09
Love Stassi
This was an entertaining read. Love her humour and candour :). It’s easy to listen to and she opens up about getting cancelled. Good work!
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- Jenn
- 2022-05-02
LOVED IT SO MUCH
I love listening to this audio book, Stassi is so real and I just loved hearing her read it herself. 10/10 recommend. Forever a Khaleesi
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- Stephanie
- 2022-05-08
Cried so many times (in a good way)!
Absolutely loved the advice to her daughter chapter! As a new-ish Mama I very much related.
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- Atlas
- 2022-06-15
Well written, great listen
A really fun listen if you are a fan. There is some real substance as well. Stassi is a good writer and it’s very entertaining.
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