The Hitman's Guide to Staying Alive Despite Past Mistakes
The Hitman's Guide, Book 2
Échec de l'ajout au panier.
Échec de l'ajout à la liste d'envies.
Échec de la suppression de la liste d’envies.
Échec du suivi du balado
Ne plus suivre le balado a échoué
Acheter pour 31,26 $
Aucun mode de paiement valide enregistré.
Nous sommes désolés. Nous ne pouvons vendre ce titre avec ce mode de paiement
-
Narrateur(s):
-
Michael Ferraiuolo
-
Auteur(s):
-
Alice Winters
À propos de cet audio
Jackson
Now that Leland’s decided to give up his life as a hitman and take a walk on the mild side, we’ve been enjoying a simple life of taking down bad guys the legal way. I didn’t know he would be just as reckless as a PI, but it’s not my fault if I happen to enjoy helping him hunt down the occasional criminal. If only I could keep the house from being overrun by Leland’s gun shrine - or stop him from making our cases “more exciting” by terrorizing people into confessing. Overall, life seems perfect, right?
Wrong.
We’ve been called in to investigate a suspicious murder committed by someone claiming to be the Sandman. When we find a note on the victim’s body, we realize that this could ruin our lives forever.
Leland:
I wasn’t involved in the murder. It might look like my writing and my note, but I wouldn’t do that to Jackson -especially after I promised him that I wouldn’t take a hit ever again. At least, not without telling him. I’m finally starting to learn that we’re stronger together, and I’m not going to jeopardize that.
Luckily for both of us, this copycat doesn’t know who he’s dealing with. Game’s on, fake Sandman. You think you can mess with me? Well, maybe you can, but that’s beside the point, because I will protect Jackson no matter what, even if I almost drown him in the process. (Really, that wasn’t my fault. He should learn how to swim better.)
This audiobook contains: Disco ball piñata, camping with Sasquatch, an acrobatic housekeeper named “Mr. Cleanyface”, a questionable massage table, weapons everywhere, Jackson’s nemesis - the fence, a turkey showdown, aerial silk antics, a reappearance of Blow-up Randy, over-the-top body armor, too many hitmen, and so many emotions that Leland’s chest might explode. This is the second book in a series - while you could listen and enjoy it on its own, you really should listen to The Hitman’s Guide to Making Friends and Finding Love for maximum enjoyment.
©2019 Alice Winters (P)2020 Alice WintersVous pourriez aussi aimer...
-
The Hitman's Guide to Making Friends and Finding Love
- Auteur(s): Alice Winters
- Narrateur(s): Michael Ferraiuolo
- Durée: 10 h et 43 min
- Version intégrale
-
Au global
-
Performance
-
Histoire
Being a hit man has its perks, but I never thought getting an accidental mooning by an attractive PI while he’s caught on a fence would be one of them. While it’s not exactly love at first sight, he’s captured my interest and won’t let go. Suddenly, I find myself caught in a game of cat and mouse, determined to attract the attention of Jackson, the PI who should be my enemy. He pretends like he’s not flattered by my flowers and the mentions of my totally-not-fictitious blow-up doll, Randy (or was it Dandy?), but I know better.
-
-
Hilarious
- Écrit par Geeky Mama le 2020-02-19
Auteur(s): Alice Winters
-
Happy Endings
- Demon Magic, Book 1
- Auteur(s): Alice Winters
- Narrateur(s): Greg Boudreaux
- Durée: 7 h et 32 min
- Version intégrale
-
Au global
-
Performance
-
Histoire
Smart men never dabble with demons. I never claimed to be smart, but at least, I’m powerful enough to control them. When I bound Havoc to me nearly 300 years ago, I never realized how difficult he’d make my life, although “accidentally” lighting him on fire every now and then does bring a smile to my face. Havoc is handsome, mysterious, and somehow, my closest companion, even if we don’t always get along.
-
-
Pleasantly suprised.
- Écrit par Catriona le 2021-01-03
Auteur(s): Alice Winters
-
Monstrous Intent
- Auteur(s): Alice Winters
- Narrateur(s): Michael Ferraiuolo
- Durée: 10 h
- Version intégrale
-
Au global
-
Performance
-
Histoire
It’s really hard to pretend like life is normal when you’re staring a monster in the eyes, though he’s both tempting and irritating in his human form. I put my days as a hunter behind me, unable to cope with the death and pain anymore, to become an upstanding citizen and for what? To assist Lake, a man who claims he’s not a monster but keeps talking about me like I’m edible and–even worse–wants to woo me?
-
-
The banter between Lake and Declan is HILARIOUS!
- Écrit par Lisa Garnier le 2024-03-25
Auteur(s): Alice Winters
-
How to Vex a Vampire
- VRC: Vampire Related Crimes, Book 1
- Auteur(s): Alice Winters
- Narrateur(s): Michael Ferraiuolo
- Durée: 10 h et 2 min
- Version intégrale
-
Au global
-
Performance
-
Histoire
Getting into the vampire-only detective unit was the easy part. What’s going to be more difficult is dealing with my new partner - an ancient vampire who keeps threatening to eat me. The unit has never had a human in it. Marcus - or, as I like to call him: Fangy McFangface - would really prefer to keep it that way. He’s grumpy, short-tempered, and broody, but I have a way with words, and I know he’s starting to like me, even if he swears he’s not.
-
-
Good story.
- Écrit par Shirley le 2020-05-29
Auteur(s): Alice Winters
-
Ghost of Lies
- Medium Trouble, Book 1
- Auteur(s): Alice Winters
- Narrateur(s): Greg Boudreaux
- Durée: 11 h et 22 min
- Version intégrale
-
Au global
-
Performance
-
Histoire
Though I was born with the ability to see the dead, I struggled with it until my brother was killed and his ghost was left behind. Now, I’m determined to figure out who is responsible for his death…the problem is that Detective Maddox Booker, the one working the case, is a grumpy and stubborn man who wants nothing to do with me and definitely doesn’t believe in ghosts. It doesn’t help that I keep finding myself looking ridiculous in front of the detective, thanks to interfering ghosts who enjoy laughing at my expense.
-
-
So damn good!
- Écrit par Amazon Customer le 2021-12-30
Auteur(s): Alice Winters
-
Fake Dates and Fanged Mistakes
- Auteur(s): Alice Winters
- Narrateur(s): Michael Ferraiuolo
- Durée: 10 h et 11 min
- Version intégrale
-
Au global
-
Performance
-
Histoire
This week hasn’t gone the best for me unless you count Casimir, the sexy ancient vampire, bringing me back from the brink of death (and tying my fate to his in the process). Not that it matters if the werewolves and vampires don’t stop their ridiculous feud, because someone is targeting them and widening the divide between our communities with each body they leave in their wake. But as the alpha’s son, I have a plan to fix everything. I’m going to convince Casimir to fake date me to show the others that we can work together. I mean… what could go wrong?
-
-
So funny
- Écrit par Dawn le 2024-11-14
Auteur(s): Alice Winters
-
The Hitman's Guide to Making Friends and Finding Love
- Auteur(s): Alice Winters
- Narrateur(s): Michael Ferraiuolo
- Durée: 10 h et 43 min
- Version intégrale
-
Au global
-
Performance
-
Histoire
Being a hit man has its perks, but I never thought getting an accidental mooning by an attractive PI while he’s caught on a fence would be one of them. While it’s not exactly love at first sight, he’s captured my interest and won’t let go. Suddenly, I find myself caught in a game of cat and mouse, determined to attract the attention of Jackson, the PI who should be my enemy. He pretends like he’s not flattered by my flowers and the mentions of my totally-not-fictitious blow-up doll, Randy (or was it Dandy?), but I know better.
-
-
Hilarious
- Écrit par Geeky Mama le 2020-02-19
Auteur(s): Alice Winters
-
Happy Endings
- Demon Magic, Book 1
- Auteur(s): Alice Winters
- Narrateur(s): Greg Boudreaux
- Durée: 7 h et 32 min
- Version intégrale
-
Au global
-
Performance
-
Histoire
Smart men never dabble with demons. I never claimed to be smart, but at least, I’m powerful enough to control them. When I bound Havoc to me nearly 300 years ago, I never realized how difficult he’d make my life, although “accidentally” lighting him on fire every now and then does bring a smile to my face. Havoc is handsome, mysterious, and somehow, my closest companion, even if we don’t always get along.
-
-
Pleasantly suprised.
- Écrit par Catriona le 2021-01-03
Auteur(s): Alice Winters
-
Monstrous Intent
- Auteur(s): Alice Winters
- Narrateur(s): Michael Ferraiuolo
- Durée: 10 h
- Version intégrale
-
Au global
-
Performance
-
Histoire
It’s really hard to pretend like life is normal when you’re staring a monster in the eyes, though he’s both tempting and irritating in his human form. I put my days as a hunter behind me, unable to cope with the death and pain anymore, to become an upstanding citizen and for what? To assist Lake, a man who claims he’s not a monster but keeps talking about me like I’m edible and–even worse–wants to woo me?
-
-
The banter between Lake and Declan is HILARIOUS!
- Écrit par Lisa Garnier le 2024-03-25
Auteur(s): Alice Winters
-
How to Vex a Vampire
- VRC: Vampire Related Crimes, Book 1
- Auteur(s): Alice Winters
- Narrateur(s): Michael Ferraiuolo
- Durée: 10 h et 2 min
- Version intégrale
-
Au global
-
Performance
-
Histoire
Getting into the vampire-only detective unit was the easy part. What’s going to be more difficult is dealing with my new partner - an ancient vampire who keeps threatening to eat me. The unit has never had a human in it. Marcus - or, as I like to call him: Fangy McFangface - would really prefer to keep it that way. He’s grumpy, short-tempered, and broody, but I have a way with words, and I know he’s starting to like me, even if he swears he’s not.
-
-
Good story.
- Écrit par Shirley le 2020-05-29
Auteur(s): Alice Winters
-
Ghost of Lies
- Medium Trouble, Book 1
- Auteur(s): Alice Winters
- Narrateur(s): Greg Boudreaux
- Durée: 11 h et 22 min
- Version intégrale
-
Au global
-
Performance
-
Histoire
Though I was born with the ability to see the dead, I struggled with it until my brother was killed and his ghost was left behind. Now, I’m determined to figure out who is responsible for his death…the problem is that Detective Maddox Booker, the one working the case, is a grumpy and stubborn man who wants nothing to do with me and definitely doesn’t believe in ghosts. It doesn’t help that I keep finding myself looking ridiculous in front of the detective, thanks to interfering ghosts who enjoy laughing at my expense.
-
-
So damn good!
- Écrit par Amazon Customer le 2021-12-30
Auteur(s): Alice Winters
-
Fake Dates and Fanged Mistakes
- Auteur(s): Alice Winters
- Narrateur(s): Michael Ferraiuolo
- Durée: 10 h et 11 min
- Version intégrale
-
Au global
-
Performance
-
Histoire
This week hasn’t gone the best for me unless you count Casimir, the sexy ancient vampire, bringing me back from the brink of death (and tying my fate to his in the process). Not that it matters if the werewolves and vampires don’t stop their ridiculous feud, because someone is targeting them and widening the divide between our communities with each body they leave in their wake. But as the alpha’s son, I have a plan to fix everything. I’m going to convince Casimir to fake date me to show the others that we can work together. I mean… what could go wrong?
-
-
So funny
- Écrit par Dawn le 2024-11-14
Auteur(s): Alice Winters
-
Of Secrets and Wolves
- Winsford Shifters, Book 1
- Auteur(s): Alice Winters
- Narrateur(s): Greg Boudreaux
- Durée: 10 h et 13 min
- Version intégrale
-
Au global
-
Performance
-
Histoire
My whole life, I’ve been taught to despise shifters. So when I’m hired to track two escaped convicts, I’m suddenly thrust into the world I hate - or thought I did. Yet I’m inexplicably drawn to the alpha of the pack, whose land the convicts may be hiding on. He’s different than any shifter I've ever met - laidback and quick to laugh, caring, and protective. As secrets are revealed, I start to wonder if everything I’ve been raised to believe was a lie, though it may not matter, because it seems like someone wants us dead.
-
-
great debut
- Écrit par Lucie V le 2023-05-20
Auteur(s): Alice Winters
-
Cast in Shadows
- Shadow's Lure, Book 1
- Auteur(s): Alice Winters
- Narrateur(s): Greg Boudreaux
- Durée: 9 h et 41 min
- Version intégrale
-
Au global
-
Performance
-
Histoire
When the light-magic users known as Casters took everything from me, I vowed to make them pay. Little did I know the perfect opportunity would show up in the form of a sweet Caster the moment I took his arrow to the heart…literally. Bastian knows that I’m made of dark magic, the very thing he’s been taught to destroy. But instead of turning away from me, he takes a chance on me, leading me behind the walls of the group out to kill me.
-
-
A Breath of Fresh Air
- Écrit par Emily le 2023-09-15
Auteur(s): Alice Winters
-
Dragon Ever After
- Here Be Dragons Series, Book 1
- Auteur(s): Louisa Masters
- Narrateur(s): Joel Leslie
- Durée: 7 h et 3 min
- Version intégrale
-
Au global
-
Performance
-
Histoire
After half a century of chaos, my retirement from leading the Community of Species Government has been bliss. No more hellhounds playing pranks. No more snippy demons demanding my attention. No more cajoling money from the wealthy to support the community. Just peace while I avoid my overbearing father and try to work out my next steps. Although...maybe three years of peace is enough. It might even be starting to get boring. In fact, an adolescent dragon crash-landing on my landlord's shed is just the kind of excitement I need - especially when he brings his species leader to my door.
-
-
FANTASTIC
- Écrit par Bunty le 2022-05-21
Auteur(s): Louisa Masters
-
Hidden in Darkness
- In Darkness Series, Book 1
- Auteur(s): Alice Winters
- Narrateur(s): Joel Leslie
- Durée: 9 h et 42 min
- Version intégrale
-
Au global
-
Performance
-
Histoire
When Felix lands a job taking care of a man recovering from severe injuries, he thinks his life may have just turned around. Anything has to be better than the place he's leaving. There's something about Lane that draws Felix to him and makes him question if this place could finally become a home for him. But when someone begins stalking Felix, he is left to question who Lane is and what actually happened to him. Together, Felix and Lane will be forced to see just how far they will go to protect each other.
-
-
The Humour Was Fantastic
- Écrit par Amazon Customer le 2024-06-24
Auteur(s): Alice Winters
-
Nixing the End of the World
- Phoenix's Quest, Book 1
- Auteur(s): Alice Winters
- Narrateur(s): Michael Ferraiuolo
- Durée: 9 h et 57 min
- Version intégrale
-
Au global
-
Performance
-
Histoire
“You are the savior of mankind” are the last words I ever expected to hear while nibbling on fries. The thing is, I’m not mankind saving material. I don’t even have magic (and just found out it exists). I’m the most boring, normal(ish) human ever. Suddenly, I’m being tossed right into the middle of a fight that started years before I was even born, and then I get partnered up with Alastair, a quirky magical Guardian. He is rather attractive and sweet when he’s not into the whole “woe is me, I can’t let myself fall in love with you” nonsense.
-
-
Awesome dialogue!
- Écrit par Amazon Customer le 2022-06-19
Auteur(s): Alice Winters
-
A Villain for Christmas
- Vexing Villains, Book 1
- Auteur(s): Alice Winters
- Narrateur(s): Michael Lesley
- Durée: 9 h
- Version intégrale
-
Au global
-
Performance
-
Histoire
Despite growing up in a family of villains, I’d rather curl up and read than commit crimes. When I get coerced by my brother into helping him rob a bank, I run into August, my childhood crush, also known as Chrono, the city’s greatest superhero. He’s sexy, sweet, and suddenly, he’s asking me to Thanksgiving with his parents.
-
-
Amazing, great couple, great story, great everything 😍
- Écrit par Enric le 2023-09-19
Auteur(s): Alice Winters
-
A Mage's Guide to Human Familiars
- R'iyah Family Archives, Book 1
- Auteur(s): AJ Sherwood
- Narrateur(s): Tim Paige, Michael Ferraiuolo, Greg Boudreaux
- Durée: 10 h et 50 min
- Version intégrale
-
Au global
-
Performance
-
Histoire
One mage: Bel Adams–part demon, gun shy about being rejected by one again, needs a familiar. One familiar: Nico di Rossi–Army Ranger, needs a change of pace and a new purpose in life, is a golden retriever in human form (though not literally). Plus one familiar: Garen Dallarosa–Secret Service, part gargoyle, needs his ex-lover Nico back.
-
-
great
- Écrit par jessica zawacki le 2024-01-04
Auteur(s): AJ Sherwood
-
Endangered Species
- Time Served, Book 1
- Auteur(s): Onley James
- Narrateur(s): Liam DiCosimo
- Durée: 6 h et 7 min
- Version intégrale
-
Au global
-
Performance
-
Histoire
After spending his formative years in an abusive home, NICHOLAS WEBSTER has made a pretty good life for himself. He has friends, a lucrative job with Elite Protection Services, and a side gig that lets him help out those escaping the same abusive home situation he left behind. But no matter how many people he helps, he can’t escape the guilt over the one person he didn’t—his step-brother, Cyrus.
Auteur(s): Onley James
-
The Step Bet
- Peach State Stepbros, Book 1
- Auteur(s): Devon McCormack, Riley Hart
- Narrateur(s): Tim Paige
- Durée: 7 h et 32 min
- Version intégrale
-
Au global
-
Performance
-
Histoire
Sometimes I want to punch that smirk off Atlas McCallister's pretty face. He's cocky. A troublemaker. A pain. And, unfortunately, my stepbrother. We've been fire and kerosene since our parents got together, and to keep from exploding into fistfights, we've used challenges, dares, and bets to battle out our differences. Our past bets have been a little inappropriate—scandalous, even—but Atlas's latest bet has gone too far. Do I really believe if he loses, my straight stepbrother is gonna mess around with a guy? And not just any guy: me, his rival and nemesis?
-
-
Great start to this new series
- Écrit par Anne M le 2024-02-26
Auteur(s): Devon McCormack, Autres
-
Iris
- Mike Bravo Ops
- Auteur(s): Eden Finley
- Narrateur(s): Alexander Cendese, Tim Paige
- Durée: 6 h et 47 min
- Version intégrale
-
Au global
-
Performance
-
Histoire
Military life is all I’ve known since I was born. But when a top-secret mission fails, I find myself suddenly discharged with nowhere to go. Mike Bravo saved my life, and they want me to join them, but there’s one small problem. Isaac “Iris” Griffin. He’s as irresistibly snarky as he always was, only there’s a big difference this time. I’m no longer closeted or scared to live my truth. And the truth is, I’ve always wanted him. It’s against Mike Bravo’s rules to fraternize with other team members. But something tells me Iris might be worth the insubordination.
-
-
Love can be heart-warming refuge amidst a war.
- Écrit par PaulRK le 2024-01-13
Auteur(s): Eden Finley
-
Roman
- Vampire's Mate, Book 1
- Auteur(s): Grae Bryan
- Narrateur(s): Michael Ferraiuolo
- Durée: 8 h et 8 min
- Version intégrale
-
Au global
-
Performance
-
Histoire
Danny Kingman is used to fending for himself. Working nonstop as an ER nurse to pay for his mother’s care, he’s been putting his own life on hold for as long as he can remember. But when an unbelievably hot, strangely intense man saves him from a mugging, Danny has a feeling everything is about to change. Especially when that man suddenly pops out a pair of fangs.
-
-
Loved it
- Écrit par KB le 2023-09-07
Auteur(s): Grae Bryan
-
Assassin's Claws Series Bundle
- Auteur(s): Susi Hawke
- Narrateur(s): Kenneth Obi, Zane Daniels, Drew Bacca
- Durée: 17 h et 5 min
- Version intégrale
-
Au global
-
Performance
-
Histoire
Five Portuguese cat shifter brothers, paid killers who only target society’s worst targets, probably shouldn’t be as downright fun to spend time with as these ones. It’s the family business—they fight together, they die together. Whether they’re working as a group or alone, the Moreno brothers are a tight unit who protect their own. Are there dark scenes where bad guys get what’s coming to them? Absolutely. There are also way too many moments of absurd hilarity, hijinks, and pure joy. And there’s the ninja bunnies.
Auteur(s): Susi Hawke
Ce que les auditeurs disent de The Hitman's Guide to Staying Alive Despite Past Mistakes
Moyenne des évaluations de clientsÉvaluations – Cliquez sur les onglets pour changer la source des évaluations.
-
Au global
-
Performance
-
Histoire
- Jay. C
- 2020-06-12
A second amazing book by Alice Winters
I was completely blown away by the first book in this series and couldn’t wait to read this second book. It didn’t disappoint. It was extremely well written and read. I couldn’t put it down. I highly recommend this book to everyone. I again found myself completely drawn in and caught myself walking along laughing to the bright humour and captivated by the will spun writing. I highly recommend this and the previous book in the series. A hatchet thank you to Alice Winters for another engaging read. I will not hesitate to obtain other books from this talented author.
Un problème est survenu. Veuillez réessayer dans quelques minutes.
Vous avez donné votre avis sur cette évaluation.
Vous avez donné votre avis sur cette évaluation.
-
Au global
-
Performance
-
Histoire
- Amazon Customer
- 2020-04-30
Perfection!
Another hilarious story from Alice Winters, and the narration takes 8t to a whole other level! Michael Ferraiuolo is a genius!!!
Un problème est survenu. Veuillez réessayer dans quelques minutes.
Vous avez donné votre avis sur cette évaluation.
Vous avez donné votre avis sur cette évaluation.
-
Au global
-
Performance
-
Histoire
- Snowflake1955
- 2022-05-10
Probably Funnier than the Last One!!!
If Sasquatch Jackson isn’t a classic yet, it should be. Keep the Kleenex handy as you will laugh your ass off! Thanks Alice and Michael! You made my day! 😁
Un problème est survenu. Veuillez réessayer dans quelques minutes.
Vous avez donné votre avis sur cette évaluation.
Vous avez donné votre avis sur cette évaluation.