✨ Episode 49: The Anti-Glitter Manifesto – Humanity’s Sparkly Nightmare Must End ✨
Glitter. It’s everywhere. It’s unstoppable. It’s the cockroach of the craft world. And today on the Engaged AF Podcast, we’re officially launching the anti-glitter revolution. Because let’s be real—glitter is a menace, and we need to talk about it.
🔥 What’s on the agenda:
- Why glitter is the worst thing ever invented (science backs us up, trust us)
- The never-ending cleanup battle (why is it still in your hair six months later?)
- The environmental disaster that is glitter (congrats, your craft project just murdered a sea turtle)
- The pure evil of glitter bombs (you send one, you deserve jail time)
- Our official plan to eradicate glitter from the planet (it’s time for action, people)
If you’ve ever been personally victimized by a single speck of glitter that haunted you for eternity, this episode is for you. Join us in the fight against humanity’s sparkly nightmare.
🎧 Listen now at Engaged AF Magazine or wherever you get your podcasts!
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