OK, it's back to the ole Eugene-Katrina grind, pals. After all, Pride month is almost over. This week, Jack is a gossip queen, and we're SO here for it. SO MUCH DRAMA. Katrina is back in town, as is Jason's personal Carmen San Diego, so Parsnip is queen for a day in Sploosh City. Also, Pigeon has a shocking realization about BRIO Magazine, and Percy's just having a lot of gay sex. EVERYTHING YOU HAVE COME TO EXPECT FROM THIS PODCAST ABOUT ADVENTURES IN ODYSSEY YAY

HEY WE ARE TAKING A BREAK THIS WEEK, OK, WE DESERVE IT AFTER 69 (nice) EPPIES. But here's a fun look back at some highlights from our first 69 (nice) eppies. Listen to it. Or at least download it. And if you haven't given us a rating, WHY?! drown out the 1-star rating we just got plz :(

To be (gay) or not to be (gay)! That is NOT the question, because it is EPISODE SIXTY-NINE (69) EDWIN BLACKGAARD'S PRIDE MONTH EXTRAVAGANZA! This week, Parsnip and Percy introduce Pigeon to Adventures in Odyssey's gayest couple, Edwin and Shakespeare, as we discuss the episode BREAK A LEG. Pour yourself a glass of wine, toss on your favorite ethical queer pornography (muted), and join us for our Pride celebration!

As a Pride month special, we’re doing a two-for-one! This week, we’ll be discussing “A Little Credit, Please” and “The Time Has Come,” two Adventures in Odyssey episodes so annoying and terrible we couldn’t bring ourselves to spend a week on each. Unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to Eugene’s atheism. So sorry, Satan! We lost one. (insert: sad face emoji) Also, Pigeon and Parsnip disparage a GAY Australian man, while Percy (who isn’t writing this, I swear) is an absolute hero to the entire LGBTQ+ community.

HAPPY PRIDE, TIME TO GET SAD. Yeah babes, you’d better have your monogrammed hankies handy if you’re going to listen to this episode. We discussed Adventures in Odyssey’s THE TURNING POINT, wherein Eugene and Katrina’s relationship reaches … a turning point, as well as the Holy Spirit as a sex partner and washing feet with hair.

This week, we take a break from Adventures in Odyssey to goon out over some of our favorite Christian rock and worship hits from the past. In so doing, we answer some important questions: Is Daughtry REALLY a Christian artist? Did Pigeon pop their weed and sex cherries at a David Crowder Band concert? What Christian girlypop group made Parsnip sob into her mirror? To which famous worship ballad did Percy have gay sex? Also, we discuss how important these alternative Christian bands were for us as scared queer teenagers and how they fit into the genre of camp (not Bible camp, don't worry).

Time to wrap up the case of the unnecessarily kidnapped child for a mind-numbingly inane motive, all to teach a lesson the eppy itself doesn't really support. Sounds like just another day with Adventures in Odyssey. We've got thoughts on this episode, trash in backpacks, King David's trans child, and Kohls cash. If any of that sounds interesting.

Despite the police needing to solve a kidnapping, virtually nothing happens in this episode of Adventures in Odyssey, so we spend a good chunk of our recap gagging over Mr. Holstein — who appears for like 3 minutes. Join us as we discuss things like what makes a room a room … and probably other stuff. Look, if I told you everything now, what would be the point of you listening to the eppy???