CONTENT WARNING FOR ALL THE DADDY ISSUES GIRLIES! We’re having second thoughts about discussing SECOND THOUGHTS, the Adventures in Odyssey episode chronicling the next leg of Eugene and Bernard’s homoerotic road trip (but Bernard might cheat on Eugene?). Hope you bitches love Pig Talk, and I don’t just mean chatting about fathers. Also, you’d better love corn, and not just our jokes. But what the heck! You’re welcome! Join us at the picnic! You can eat your fill of all the food you bring yourself. Ok, now I’m just quoting The Music Man. Oh also, computers represent homosexuality. And remember, ladies: Never fellate with a dry palate!

-Parsnip’s Criminal Minds habit

-Fisher Price dildos and cock rings

-Casually racist historical markers

-Skincare

-Percy knows Caitlin Clark (kinda)

-Covenant Eyes can’t detect Equus

-PIGeon loves PIGS

-Kate Winslet’s boobs in Titanic, if they comprised a traffic light

-Sex with pigs cures depression

-That time Jesus f*cked his mom to conceive himself

-The Book of Mormon (musical, not book)

Fasten your seatbelts, ladies and gentlebirds, because today we’re starting an adventure OUT OF Odyssey as we discuss the Adventures in Odyssey episode FIRST HAND EXPERIENCE, the first leg (juxtaposed with first hand this is very funny ok) of Eugene and Bernard’s epic and deeply homoerotic cross-country road trip. This one’s for all the brave girlies who regularly take a long, hard, fully nude look in the mirror and ask themselves if they’re man enough to jack it with their cousin.

Discussion topics include:

-Hyphenation

-Cousin stuff?

-Knapsacks/nap sacks

-Smooching at the 9/11 memorial (the most romantic place on Earth)

-How George Washington killed the nappy-wappy

-Adding a tip to your tithe

-Pigeon’s unpatriotic transportation takes

-Should poor people be allowed in public?

-Amelia Bedelia

It’s our one-year anniversary, and AJ Ditty from The Worst of All Possible Worlds podcast stops by to talk about how Phil Lollar has progressively smaller and gayer versions of himself hidden under progressively smaller and gayer hats on top of his head. Oh, and also the Adventures in Odyssey episode GREATER LOVE. Together, we answer the most important question of our time: can you be friends with an orphan?!

Check out The Worst of All Possible Worlds: The Worst of All Possible WorldsAlso, here's AJ's Adventures in Odyssey fan fiction audio drama: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjbGYYsDLFy1LTO3uM_BM-55cgFNyh2Hn&si=uqz7_zQ-wdISmd9F

There is so much to gossip about this week! Eugene and Katrina’s situationship takes a TURN, and we NEED to gab with our girlies about it. So join us for IT ENDED WITH A HANDSHAKE, this week’s Adventures in Odyssey episode. Sorry about Percy’s audio. We’re a year into it, and we still suck at this.

All right, witches. Get out your rabbit's feet and horoscopes and tarot cards and weird rocks to protect yourself from the self-congratulatory Christian evangelism porn that is the Adventures in Odyssey IT BEGAN WITH A RABBIT'S FOOT. Eugene and Katrina's relationship is heating up, but Katrina's relationship with Jesus is just beginning, and Eugene is pissed about it. So are we, tbh. But hey, weirdly, this eppy passes the Bechdel test.

Discussion topics include:

-Rabbit’s foot fetishes

-Identical twins with different fathers

-The KKK

-Bad Girls of the Bible

-The Lifehouse skit

'Ello, guvnah! We're back for anuvvah jaunt down to Odyssey, innit? And wot's this, then? A cheeky little dive into the luvvy-dovey shenanigans of Eugene an' Katrina, eh? Cor blimey, as if I wouldn't 'ave guessed, this 'ere episode, NATURALLY I ASSUMED, demands us to whip out our (spot-on, 100% bang-on proper) British accents, don' it now? 'Ave a butcher's at that!

Other bits wot we’ll be bangin’ on about include...

-Gay sex fluids

-Taking people at their word: yea or nay?

-Unfunny day-to-day calendars

-Jane Austen’s contrived vagueness

-Know-it-all girlies

-Gift-giving early in a relationship

-Grieving TikTok

-Reading long books to make someone fall in love with you

-Birthing hips

-Parsnip loves abortions

-The Commonwealth of Nations

-Percy’s Charm School

LOVE AND LUST ARE IN THE AIR! That’s right, we’re starting the Eugene and Katrina story arc today, and it’s more erotic than you remember. Or at least our interpretation of it is. Join us for Adventures in Odyssey’s “Truth, Trivia, and ‘Trina!”

Discussion topics include:

-Orca audiobook high walk

-What we considered strong language in our evangelical childhood homes

-Where do we rank library girls?

-Are all library boys gay?

-The war on men

-Johnny Appleseed

-Virginity Rocks t-shirts

-Bart Rathbone’s super PAC

-Eye color

-The German Revolutions of 1848

-The Mexican-American War

-Albums we stole from church

We'd like to dedicate this episode to the gooner bros, because this week we're talking about Adventures in Odyssey's THE TWILIFE ZONE. Our good buddy Phil Lollar wanted this episode to be about drugs, but he made it completely about goonin' with your best pals, and WE ARE HERE FOR IT. Not only are we going to talk about this absurd eppy about choking the chicken, but Parsnip and Pigeon are going to talk shit on a girl they went to Christian school with while Percy makes a lot of penis jokes. Like, a lot of penis jokes.

Other discussion topics include:

-2W1C genital update

-Pigeon goes AMAB, scares everyone

-Parsnip favorite fun fact about Percy's feet

-2025: The Year of Hatred

-Percy's Bible vocab word of the day!

-The Rumor Weed (not that weed)

-Every young woman’s battle (according to Parsnip)

-Barefoot shoes and the kinky boys who love them

-Demanding toys

-Exvangelical eastern religion flirtations