There is always one way that swimming lessons get canceled, and that's when a kid poops in the pool. It sounds like Dana and his friends should've taken a page out of Caddyshack's book!

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Nick and Josh have a lot in common! They both have witnessed people that can make different body parts talk!

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Originally Aired February 7, 2025: Janel Klein from the Super Bowl. Worst physical sensations. Everything you've ever wanted to know about snow butt.

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Veterinarian Dr. Andrea was in-studio to answer the Brother/Sisterhood's pet questions. Nick asked Andrea a question, and he felt stupid to ask it.

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The morning show was discussing which month was their favorite. That led to a conversation about dating someone with a month as their name.

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Originally Aired February 6, 2025: Minnesota Wild's Marcus Foligno. Veterinarian Dr. Andrea from Gehrman Animal Hospital. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your twin sex robot!

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A lady in Punta Gorda, FL, threw ketchup, mustard, and eggs at her ex-boyfriend's car before running him over. The victim has several fractures and is thankfully out of the hospital.

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MSN released the craziest top 10 list of things everyone should know how to do. There are probably more important things than identifying trees and how to sew!

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