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  • Absolute Cuts #71 - DIE HARD (CHRISTMAS SPECIAL)

    Absolute Cuts #71 - DIE HARD (CHRISTMAS SPECIAL)
    Dec 19 2024

    "Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs"

    Episode 71 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1988 bare footing, yippe ki aying, now I have a machine gunning classic Die Hard. Mark & Ryan discuss shite advent calendars, Nelson's anti ageing process and what Die Hard is really about.

    Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

    Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com

    You can follow the podcast on social media here -

    Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts

    Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod

    Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

    The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b

    You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

    Mark Links

    LIQUID GOLD Tour 2025/26 Tickets https://linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic

    Twitter : @marknelsoncomic

    Instagram : @marknelsoncomic

    Facebook : MarkNelsonComic

    Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube

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    1 h et 34 min
  • Absolute Cuts #70 - ELF (CHRISTMAS SPECIAL)

    Absolute Cuts #70 - ELF (CHRISTMAS SPECIAL)
    Dec 12 2024

    "SANTA"

    Episode 70 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the twirly wirly gum dropping, son of a nutcrackering, cotton headed ninimugginsing classic Elf. Mark & Ryan discuss hangover cures, the state of modern society and Nelson ruins yet another family favourite with his theories.

    Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

    Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com

    You can follow the podcast on social media here -

    Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts

    Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod

    Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

    The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b

    You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

    Mark Links

    LIQUID GOLD Tour 2025/26 Tickets https://linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic

    Twitter : @marknelsoncomic

    Instagram : @marknelsoncomic

    Facebook : MarkNelsonComic

    Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube

    LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree
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    1 h et 21 min
  • Absolute Cuts #69 - HOME ALONE 2 : LOST IN NEW YORK (CHRISTMAS SPECIAL)

    Absolute Cuts #69 - HOME ALONE 2 : LOST IN NEW YORK (CHRISTMAS SPECIAL)
    Dec 3 2024

    "Merry Christmas ya filthy animal...and a happy New Year"

    Episode 69 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1992 bird womaning, sticky banditing, Trump cameoing classic Home Alone 2 : Lost In New York. Mark & Ryan discuss dodgy tax deductions, balloon sculpting and Nelson builds on his theories about Peter McAllister and Uncle Frank.

    Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

    Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com

    You can follow the podcast on social media here -

    Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts

    Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod

    Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

    The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b

    You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

    Mark Links

    LIQUID GOLD Tour 2025/26 Tickets https://linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic

    Twitter : @marknelsoncomic

    Instagram : @marknelsoncomic

    Facebook : MarkNelsonComic

    Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube

    LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree
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    1 h et 19 min
  • Absolute Cuts #68 - THE BUSINESS

    Absolute Cuts #68 - THE BUSINESS
    Nov 29 2024

    "Better to be someone for a day than no one for a lifetime."

    Episode 68 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2005 sheep shooting, FILA wearing, cunt ordering classic The Business. Mark & Ryan discuss dentists, Wicked and Nelson reveals the wildest film fact yet.

    Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

    Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com

    You can follow the podcast on social media here -

    Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts

    Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod

    Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

    The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b

    You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

    Mark Links

    LIQUID GOLD Tour 2025/26 Tickets https://linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic

    Twitter : @marknelsoncomic

    Instagram : @marknelsoncomic

    Facebook : MarkNelsonComic

    Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube

    LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree

    Ryan Links

    Twitter : @RyanCullen90

    Instagram : @ryancullen90

    Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy

    Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree
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    1 h et 27 min
  • Absolute Cuts #67 - FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF

    Absolute Cuts #67 - FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF
    Nov 21 2024

    "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you might miss it"

    Episode 67 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1986 school skipping, Ferrari joyriding, Danke Schoening classic Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Mark & Ryan discuss Gladiator 2, what happened to Cullen's socks and Nelson presents a wild Ferris Bueller theory.

    Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

    Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com

    You can follow the podcast on social media here -

    Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts

    Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod

    Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

    The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b

    You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

    Mark Links

    NELSON LIVE SPECIAL RECORDING - Tickets: Mark Nelson: Getting Better Man Special Recording | Blackfriars Basement Glasgow Sun 13 October 2024 (skiddle.com)

    Twitter : @marknelsoncomic

    Instagram : @marknelsoncomic

    Facebook : MarkNelsonComic

    Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube

    LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree

    Ryan Links

    Twitter : @RyanCullen90

    Instagram : @ryancullen90

    Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy

    Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree
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    1 h et 13 min
  • Absolute Cuts #66- FIRST BLOOD

    Absolute Cuts #66- FIRST BLOOD
    Nov 12 2024

    "I'll give you a war you wouldn't believe."

    Episode 66 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1982 vagrant arresting, mineshaft crawling, PTSDing classic First Blood. Mark & Ryan discuss poppies, why London is shite and the Mount Rushmore of action stars.

    Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

    Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com

    You can follow the podcast on social media here -

    Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts

    Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod

    Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

    The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b

    You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

    Mark Links

    NELSON LIVE SPECIAL RECORDING - Tickets: Mark Nelson: Getting Better Man Special Recording | Blackfriars Basement Glasgow Sun 13 October 2024 (skiddle.com)

    Twitter : @marknelsoncomic

    Instagram : @marknelsoncomic

    Facebook : MarkNelsonComic

    Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube

    LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree

    Ryan Links

    Twitter : @RyanCullen90

    Instagram : @ryancullen90

    Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy

    Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree
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    1 h et 17 min
  • Absolute Cuts #65 - SEVEN PSYCHOPATHS

    Absolute Cuts #65 - SEVEN PSYCHOPATHS
    Nov 6 2024

    "You can't let the animals die in a movie, only the women."

    Episode 65 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2012 dog kidnapping, Irish alcoholicing, Joshua Tree shoot-outing classic Seven Psychopaths. Mark & Ryan discuss the US election result, the Edinburgh beheading and whether Cullen is a psychopath.

    Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

    Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com

    You can follow the podcast on social media here -

    Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts

    Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod

    Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

    The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b

    You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

    Mark Links

    NELSON LIVE SPECIAL RECORDING - Tickets: Mark Nelson: Getting Better Man Special Recording | Blackfriars Basement Glasgow Sun 13 October 2024 (skiddle.com)

    Twitter : @marknelsoncomic

    Instagram : @marknelsoncomic

    Facebook : MarkNelsonComic

    Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube

    LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree

    Ryan Links

    Twitter : @RyanCullen90

    Instagram : @ryancullen90

    Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy

    Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree
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    1 h et 24 min
  • Absolute Cuts #64 - WRONG TURN (Halloween Special)

    Absolute Cuts #64 - WRONG TURN (Halloween Special)
    Oct 31 2024

    "We are never going into the woods again"

    Episode 64 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2003 organ jarring, rednecking, in breeding horror Wrong Turn. Mark & Ryan discuss stealing from train companies, Trump on Rogan and cannibals.

    Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

    Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com

    You can follow the podcast on social media here -

    Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts

    Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod

    Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

    The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b

    You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

    Mark Links

    NELSON LIVE SPECIAL RECORDING - Tickets: Mark Nelson: Getting Better Man Special Recording | Blackfriars Basement Glasgow Sun 13 October 2024 (skiddle.com)

    Twitter : @marknelsoncomic

    Instagram : @marknelsoncomic

    Facebook : MarkNelsonComic

    Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube

    LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree

    Ryan Links

    Twitter : @RyanCullen90

    Instagram : @ryancullen90

    Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy

    Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree
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    1 h et 15 min