Things you might hear on the podcast:

-Either I look like a weirdo or I'm right and hopefully the latter.

-Isn't Haliburton a TikTok sound?

-Oprah was on the fence but she's been overplayed.

Also, Emma & Kaylee join us for an inspiring conversation about life, death, faith and what the Haliburton! Plus we laugh. A LOT. But seriously, these young ladies who Jeremy met randomly on an airplane will encourage you more than you can imagine. Disclaimer: failure to maintain the proper amount of Kleenexes may result in an extraordinary amount of snot & tears. And no, we did not pay them to laugh at all of our dumb jokes.....as far as you know....PS - sorry about Jeremy's audio the first 15 minutes or so. It took him that long to realize he was using his ear buds as a mic rather than an actual microphone. Forgive him, for he (clearly) knows not what he does. PPS - yes we know Alyssa is still in the picture. Jeremy's just too lazy to change it till we have a new co-host.

For more info on Jeremy and Ryan check out https://www.thejeremybaumann.com/podcast.

Things you might hear on the podcast:

-My dream job is to be a mascot.

-The costume smelled like urine and sweat.

-It's Jeremy's dad. He's in the lobby.

Also, Ryan shares some sweet stories about his nieces, Jeremy talks about his experience fasting, and Alyssa shares some important news. Be sure to pay attention near the end. I SAID PAY ATTENTION!

For more info on Jeremy, Ryan and Alyssa check out https://www.thejeremybaumann.com/podcast.

Things you might hear on the podcast:

-I'm pretty sure I faked-joined the Knights of Columbus like seven times.

-Do you think there were bats on the arc?

-I don't like the size of your eyes right now.

Also, Alyssa shares some SUPER awesome news, Ryan leads us through a deep theological conversation and sermon, and Batman....I mean, Jeremy experiences an awful surprise.

You can learn more about Forge at https://myforge.org/.

For more info on Jeremy, Ryan and Alyssa check out https://www.thejeremybaumann.com/podcast.

Things you might hear on the podcast:

"Potlucks are always sketchy."

"When people say stop i don’t know if I should collaborate and listen."

"The soggier the better."

"It can be lemon ice cream, it can be lemon cupcake, it can be lemon anything."

Alyssa does her best Simon Estes imitation, Ryan shares his heart (awww Ryan) and we ALMOST managed to get through an episode without Jeremy talking about Hootie.

Be sure to check out his music, which you get a preview of on this episode with the instrumental version of "Wait" from his album "Nobody's Perfect." And if you're looking for a new Spotify Playlist, Derek shared his with us: "POV you love rap but don’t like getting shot at."

For more information on Jeremy, Ryan and Alyssa check out www.thejeremybaumann.com.

Things you might hear on the podcast:

-You’ll be going to yoga whenever you want, eating lemon desserts.

-You can’t eat the house if you’ve hot-glued it together.

-Lots of feet and ice cream put together.

Also, Jeremy airs his grievances too early for Festivus (if you’re not a Seinfeld fan just keep moving), Ryan talks about how his mom wraps his Christmas presents for him while he eats her food, and Alyssa dares us to find her a Christmas song she doesn’t like. Feel free to send her your suggestions!

And for more information on Jeremy, Ryan and Alyssa check out www.the2911group.com/podcast.

Things you might hear on the podcast:

-What turkey is as moist as ham? If there is, there's something wrong with it.

-Don’t hold out for that cha cha slide part 2. I’ve been waiting 20 years+ for that.

-Which jock jams song are we doing for Christmas Eve at Hope?

Ryan talks yoga sweat, Alyssa dreams of cloning and Jeremy shares his extreme disgust about feet. And more. Thank God.

Also be sure to check out our segments "I wish...," "Bible Booyah" and "My favorite..."

And for more information on Jeremy, Ryan and Alyssa check out www.the2911group.com/podcast

Things you might hear on the podcast:

-My dad doesn't make kids pee their pants. He's dead.

-It's like if you saw Home Sweet Cone but you say Home Sweat Cone. It's not the same thing. Two totally different business models.

-Then Darius Rucker hands Jeremy a donut.

The train went off the tracks way too early on this one, as we spent a stupid amount of time talking about how to pronounce words. We also talk morning routines, our favorite podcasts (aside from this one, of course) and don't forget our segments, "I wish...," "Bible booyah," and " My favorite..."

And would someone please tell Jeremy to get over the West Des Moines stoplights?

And for more information on Jeremy, Ryan and Alyssa check out www.the2911group.com/podcast

Things you might hear on the podcast:

-Speaking of Jesus, I recently saw Hootie & the Blowfish.

-This podcast is ridiculous.

-Nowadays they make chicken out of not chicken.

If you know us then that surprises none of you.

Alyssa shares her love for the Olympics, Ryan shares his disdain for the Olympics and Jeremy talks about his recent trip to see Hootie & the Blowfish (shocker).

Also be sure to check out our segments "I wish...," "Bible Booyah" and "My favorite..."

And for more information on Jeremy, Ryan and Alyssa check out www.the2911group.com/podcast