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  • Confronting my alcoholic ex-girlfriend who dumped me
    Jul 28 2025

    Bridget, thank you so much for coming on and having this conversation with me, and for approving my insane title and thumbnail idea lol. I find your journey and the way you've embraced it truly inspiring. This conversation made me think a lot. Thank you for having it with me. I wish you well on your continued sobriety. Now I'm off to go smoke a hand-rolled clove cigarette.

    Support the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/NoahChrysler

    ⏱️ CHAPTERS

    0:00 - Meet my Middle School Ex-Girlfriend

    2:22 - The Line That Haunted Her for Years

    8:23 - Mr. Engel Calls Out the Manipulation

    11:19 - Apologizing for Teenage Cruelty

    14:47 - First Drink at 12 Years Old

    16:30 - The Great Queso Barn Disaster

    19:55 - Flight Attendant Dreams & Mental Breakdown

    23:12 - Drinking Alone in COVID Hotel Rooms

    26:06 - The Astrologist Who Saw Through Everything

    28:10 - Dad on Google Maps Finds the Perfect Rehab

    29:09 - Why This Could Have Gone So Wrong

    32:11 - AA Boot Camp & The Big Blue Book

    36:52 - From Manipulation to Helping People

    39:08 - Never Say "You Should" - AA Communication Rules

    44:19 - When Anger is Justified (But Still Hurts You)

    49:00 - Breaking the Validation Addiction

    54:30 - The Erectile Dysfunction Confession Magnet

    55:51 - Two Shows: Business Coach vs. Furry Interviewer

    58:46 - Chasing People Up Hills at Treatment Centers

    1:03:32 - When Someone Leaves and Overdoses the Next Day

    1:05:49 - The Money Problem with Helping People

    1:06:30 - Follow the Troll Under the Bridge

    💡 Why Join the Patreon?

    ✅ I'll give you my phone number and we can like fr be friends lol

    ✅ You get like behind-the-scenes access to my lil clubhouse of manic updates about what is happening as I churn stuff out of my brain.

    ✅ I'll put your face on my wall. You'll also get a spot on my Patreon Shrine (this is off camera, we don't talk about this) and I'll pray to you and burn incense to you 3 times a day.

    ✅ Theoretically, the Patreon is home to more bts content, but I have ADHD and consistency can be hard as hell, so like - idk, give me some time to really nail this one lol. It's my greatest strength and greatest weakness. There's some cool stuff up there rn tho..

    I've been busting my ass trying to make this work for years. I promise you, I care deeply about making incredible content. Join for a month, and if you regret joining, then leave. I bet I can make you not regret it.

    Ways You Can Help Me:

    👍 Like the video

    💬 Leave a comment that is like ridiculously honest

    📢 Share this with someone who needs it

    📌 Subscribe to the channel

    ❤️ Support the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/NoahChrysler

    📷 Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noahchrysler/

    📬 DM me. I'm a nutjob and I'll likely ask you a buncha questions lmao

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    1 h et 8 min
  • Having a Mental Breakdown with my Improv Buddy | Brain Juice
    Jul 14 2025

    Luuuuuuuc thank you for coming on and having this convo with me. Love you buddy. FYI, the comments are likely going to be a bit unhinged as the Caleb hate mob continues to flog my videos with their wonderful Mensa-level insights, but you know what? I've never been one to Go Gently Into That Good Night. I will go into the good night kicking, screaming, and doing bits until the day I die. And hopefully when I do, they'll write something cool and punchy on my gravestone. Bro, please make sure whatever goes on my gravestone is tight and punchy (assuming you outlive me.)

    Genuinely thanks for coming on man lol it was fantastic to reconnect. I'm jealous of your daughter, she's gonna be such a cool nerd. Can't wait to hear y'all's Soundcloud drops in a decade from now.

    Luc's insta: https://www.instagram.com/loosetext/?hl=en

    ⏱️ CHAPTERS

    00:00 – Intro Jank

    01:40 – Nerdy Improv Boys Reunite

    05:15 – Why Improv is Weirdly Deep

    11:00 – TJ & Dave: How To Make Pretentious References

    14:30 – Parents

    20:10 – Using Improv in Real Life

    25:40 – “Making Stuff” as a Life Philosophy

    30:05 – Luc's daughter has a Big Forehead

    33:40 – “You’re Not Freddie Mercury, You Can’t Want It All”

    36:30 – Luc as Dungeon Master Dad

    40:00 – AI is Magic (Before It Kills Us)

    44:00 – For the haters

    49:00 – Adult Friendships are So Hard

    54:30 – “This Turned Into a Therapy Session. Whoa.”

    1:01:50 – Being Raised by TV

    1:05:10 – Realizing That 70s Show Was About Pot

    1:07:10 – Limewire, Linkin Park & Two Girls One Broadband Connection

    1:10:20 – Building the Chryslerverse

    1:13:30 – TV History, Sitcom Nerding, & Internet Nostalgia

    1:15:30 – Wrapping Up + Lucindo's Plugs

    💡 Why Join the Patreon?

    ✅ I'll give you my phone number and we can like fr be friends lol

    ✅ You get like behind-the-scenes access to my lil clubhouse of manic updates about what is happening as I churn stuff out of my brain.

    ✅ I'll put your face on my wall. You'll also get a spot on my Patreon Shrine (this is off camera, we don't talk about this) and I'll pray to you and burn incense to you 3 times a day.

    ✅ Theoretically, the Patreon is home to more bts content, but I have ADHD and consistency can be hard as hell, so like - idk, give me some time to really nail this one lol. It's my greatest strength and greatest weakness. There's some cool stuff up there rn tho..

    I've been busting my ass trying to make this work for years. I promise you, I care deeply about making incredible content. Join for a month, and if you regret joining, then leave. I bet I can make you not regret it.

    Ways You Can Help Me:

    👍 Like the video

    💬 Leave a comment that is like ridiculously honest

    📢 Share this with someone who needs it

    📌 Subscribe to the channel

    ❤️ Support the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/NoahChrysler

    📷 Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noahchrysler/

    📬 DM me. I'm a nutjob and I'll likely ask you a buncha questions lmao

    If this video means anything to you? Let me know somehow. Help show me that my work is valuable so that I don't quit.

    If you are reading this? Thank you for watching. Thank you for being here. If you care? Thank you for caring. You don't have to care, but if you do, I appreciate you. Your attention is extremely valuable and you have no obligation to share it with me, but if you choose to do so, just know that I'm extremely grateful.

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    1 h et 19 min
  • He Quit Chasing Fame. It Made Him Rich. | Brain Juice (ft. Josh Terry)
    Jul 8 2025

    Josh, thank you so much for coming on the show! I had a little fun with the intro lol, hope that's cool with you. I look up to you man. Seems like you've got a lot of the big stuff figured out. Proud to have you as a member of the Chryslerverse.

    Robert Greene, please send this man your email again. (Also Robert, I'd love to have you on my show - your books are dope and your Instagram reels are fire. I have an intellectual mancrush on you.)

    Check out Josh's YouTube content: @joshterryplays

    Follow Josh on Insta so that his reels can blow your mind like they did mine: https://www.instagram.com/joshterryplays/

    Help me make my projects a reality: https://www.patreon.com/c/NoahChrysler

    In this episode of Brain Juice, Josh Terry breaks down how letting go of “big goals” and focusing on small, aligned actions can compound into unstoppable momentum. We get into Rubber Band Theory, Useful Delusion, the Pressure vs. Vacuum Framework, and why alignment beats forcing hustle, plus the raw stories of how Josh laid on the floor for 8 hours before his first CTA, used AI for mindset, and built a life he actually enjoys.

    If you’re a creator, founder, or ambitious weirdo trying to build something that matters without burning out, this conversation will rewire how you think about growth.

    ⏱ Chapters:

    0:00 – Who is Josh Terry?

    1:30 – Small actions, big results

    6:51 – Grief, rebuilding, and useful delusion

    12:56 – Using AI for mindset

    16:30 – Vision vs. awareness

    18:32 – Vulnerability, jealousy & Chryslerverse

    23:41 – Getting guests & building a network

    25:35 – Handling online hate

    34:28 – Throwing events as a creator

    42:46 – Letting go of fame

    45:58 – Rubber Band Theory explained

    51:12 – The paradox of self-development

    57:47 – The first CTA: laying on the floor

    1:00:26 – Honest marketing & smaller steps

    1:03:03 – The space western playlist

    1:04:39 – High-leverage inputs & mindset

    1:15:25 – Polarity Systems explained

    1:22:15 – Pirate productivity vs. rigid systems

    1:25:53 – Alignment & momentum-based work

    1:28:36 – Outro & gratitude

    💡 Why Join the Patreon?

    ✅ I'll give you my phone number and we can like fr be friends lol

    ✅ You get like behind-the-scenes access to my lil clubhouse of manic updates about what is happening as I churn stuff out of my brain.

    ✅ I'll put your face on my wall. You'll also get a spot on my Patreon Shrine (this is off camera, we don't talk about this) and I'll pray to you and burn incense to you 3 times a day.

    ✅ Theoretically, the Patreon is home to more bts content, but I have ADHD and consistency can be hard as hell, so like - idk, give me some time to really nail this one lol. It's my greatest strength and greatest weakness. There's some cool stuff up there rn tho..

    I've been busting my ass trying to make this work for years. I promise you, I care deeply about making incredible content. Join for a month, and if you regret joining, then leave. I bet I can make you not regret it.

    Ways You Can Help Me:

    👍 Like the video

    💬 Leave a comment that is like ridiculously honest

    📢 Share this with someone who needs it

    📌 Subscribe to the channel

    ❤️ Support the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/NoahChrysler

    📷 Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noahchrysler/

    📬 DM me. I'm a nutjob and I'll likely ask you a buncha questions lmao

    If this video means anything to you? Let me know somehow. Help show me that my work is valuable so that I don't quit.

    If you are reading this? Thank you for watching. Thank you for being here. If you care? Thank you for caring. You don't have to care, but if you do, I appreciate you. Your attention is extremely valuable and you have no obligation to share it with me, but if you choose to do so, just know that I'm extremely grateful.

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    1 h et 29 min
  • YouTuber Survives a Near Death Crash & Divorces Her Q’anon Husband
    Jul 1 2025

    Meet Bailey! Bailey is a fitness & wellness YouTuber who makes a variety of content that can help you with a variety of stuff from growing a bubble butt to helping you rediscover yourself in the woods. Bailey is the first guest on the show who actually did my onboarding lol, so thank you, Bailey!

    Check out Bailey's fitness content: @BaileyShafer

    Check out Bailey's vlogs: @BaileysVlogsUnfiltered

    Help me make my projects a reality: https://www.patreon.com/c/NoahChrysler

    Bailey shares how a near-death car accident transformed her life, her escape from a marriage to a conspiracy theorist, building her brand, and healing in public while defying “hustle culture.”

    👀 Timestamps:

    00:01 – Introduction & AI Onboarding Exercise

    01:05 – Noah’s Marvel-Style Intro for Bailey

    02:03 – Building Glutes & Fitness Journey

    05:05 – Car Accident & YouTube Origin Story

    06:52 – Overcoming Fear of Judgment

    09:38 – Marriage & Divorce from a Conspiracy Theorist

    12:03 – Personal Growth After Divorce

    14:30 – Post-Divorce Dating Real Talk

    20:07 – Healing in Public & Content Vulnerability

    22:32 – Wilderness Week & Embracing Solitude

    23:29 – Evolution from TradWife Persona

    27:13 – Breaking Down TradWife Content

    29:54 – Future Content Goals & YouTube Direction

    32:50 – Platform Constraints & Algorithm Strategy

    35:07 – Supplement Philosophy & Simplicity

    37:08 – Fear of Cancellation & Vegan Challenges

    39:46 – Authenticity vs. Seeking Approval

    42:21 – Bailey’s Life Philosophy & Slowing Down

    44:00 – Counter-Cultural Living & Anti-Hustle

    44:50 – Where to Follow Bailey

    45:55 – Show Wrap-Up & Patreon Support

    💡 Why Join the Patreon?

    ✅ I'll give you my phone number and we can like fr be friends lmao

    ✅ You get like behind-the-scenes access to my lil clubhouse / like manic updates about what is happening as I churn stuff out of my brain.

    ✅ I'll put your face on my wall. You'll also get a spot on my Patreon Shrine (this is off camera, we don't talk about this) and I'll pray to you and burn incense to you 3 times a day.

    ✅ Theoretically, the Patreon is home to more bts content, but I have ADHD and consistency can be hard as hell, so like - idk, give me some time to really nail this one lol. It's my greatest strength and greatest weakness. There's some cool stuff up there rn tho..

    I've been busting my ass trying to make this work for years. I promise you, I care deeply about making incredible content. Join for a month, and if you regret joining, then leave. I bet I can make you not regret it.

    Ways You Can Help Me:

    👍 Like the video

    💬 Leave a comment that is like ridiculously honest

    📢 Share this with someone who needs it

    📌 Subscribe to the channel

    ❤️ Support the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/NoahChrysler

    📷 Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noahchrysler/

    📬 DM me. I'm a nutjob and I'll likely ask you a buncha questions lmao

    If this video means anything to you? Let me know somehow. Help show me that my work is valuable so that I don't quit.

    If you are reading this? Thank you for watching. Thank you for being here. If you care? Thank you for caring. You don't have to care, but if you do, I appreciate you. Your attention is extremely valuable and you have no obligation to share it with me, but if you choose to do so, just know that I'm extremely grateful.

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    49 min
  • I Surveyed 100 Women to Make the Best Dating Profile. It Ruined My Life.
    May 5 2025

    Help me make my projects a reality: https://www.patreon.com/c/noahchrysler?redirect=true In this video, I apply my background in digital marketing and my obsessive perfectionism to create The Best Online Dating Profile ever in an attempt to solve my pervasive loneliness. It doesn't exactly go as planned, but I learn a lot along the way. If you enjoyed this video, thank you for being here. You can help me out by sharing it with a friend who needs it. If you struggle with loneliness and depression, please know that although they might be hard to see sometimes, there are always a lot of good reasons to have hope. My advice is to surround yourself with those reasons. Life is short. Appreciate the people that love you. Do things that make you happy. Do things that make you laugh. The right partner will not solve your problems. These apps are taking advantage of all of us, and you need to be aware of that. ____________________________________________________________________________ 💡 Why Join the Patreon? ✅ Michael and Carla need to eat. This helps them eat. ✅ You get into the Discord. If you send messages there, I'll try to compulsively help you with whatever the hell you're trying to do. ✅ You get a google voice number you can text me at any time and I'll again, try to machine gun fire ideas from my brain to try to help you with stuff. Try not to take too much advantage of that though so that I don't have a mental breakdown. ✅ I'll put your face on my wall. You'll also get a spot on my Patreon Shrine (this is off camera, we don't talk about this) and I'll pray to you and burn incense to you 3 times a day. ✅ Theoretically, the Patreon is home to more bts content, but I have ADHD and consistency can be hard as hell, so like - idk, give me some time to really nail this one lol. It's my greatest strength and greatest weakness. There's some cool stuff up there rn tho. ✅ Eventually I see this business taking off. I really do. So right now, you have access to more of my time. If you want that, join the Patreon. Seriously. I've been busting my ass trying to make this work for years. I promise you, I care deeply about making incredible content, and I also care deeply about trying to help you improve your life. Join for a month, and if you regret joining, then leave. I bet I can make you not regret it. Ways You Can Help Me: 👍 Like the video 💬 Leave a comment that is like ridiculously honest 📢 Share this with someone who needs it 📌 Subscribe to the channel ❤️ Support the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/noahchrysler?redirect=true 📷 Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noahchrysle... 📬 DM me. I'm a nutjob and I will ask you tons of questions about your life. If this video means anything to you? Let me know somehow. Help show me that my work is valuable so that I don't quit. If you are reading this? Thank you for watching. Thank you for being here. If you care? Thank you for caring. You don't have to care, but if you do, I appreciate you. Your attention is extremely valuable and you have no obligation to share it with me, but if you choose to do so, just know that I'm extremely grateful. Edited by: Carla Nunez

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    34 min
  • Why This Therapist Is Leaving BetterHelp | Chasing Dragons
    May 1 2025

    Want business help? First coaching session is free: www.noahchrysler.com/coaching Help me make my projects a reality: https://www.patreon.com/c/noahchrysler In this episode, I sit down with licensed therapist and certified badass Emily Capelli. This woman is a goddamn emotional intelligence genius, FYI. Idk if y'all are familiar with the lil journey I've been on, but this woman has been my Yoda to help me put my brain back together. She is awesome. You can learn a lot from her. I deeply respect her. BetterHelp is taking advantage of her. In this episode, we help identify that, and then help her make a plan of attack to tell them (rightfully) to eat her ass. Sorry if that's nasty Emily lol, but I'm pissed off at these people on your behalf. How can she leave BetterHelp behind and move to reclaim her power? How can she raise prices and not be wracked by guilt and not lose all her customers? How can she make a brand she feels comfortable fully getting behind? How can we get her to start publishing all of the incredible thoughts that come out of her mind? How can she create leverage and value in her business and stop exclusively trading time for money? Find out on today's episode of DRAGONBALL Z. I never actually watched that. I was a Yu-Gi-Oh kid. Your move, Kaiba. ____________________________________________________________________________ 💡 Why Join the Patreon? ✅ Michael and Carla need to eat. This helps them eat. ✅ You get into the discord. If you send messages there I'll try to compulsively help you with whatever the hell you're trying to do. ✅ You get a google voice number you can text me at any time and I'll again, try to machine gun fire ideas from my brain to try to help you with stuff. Try not to take too much advantage of that though so that I don't have a mental breakdown. ✅ I'll put your face on my wall. You'll also get a spot on my Patreon Shrine (this is off camera, we don't talk about this) and I'll pray to you and burn incense to you 3 times a day. ✅ Theoretically, the Patreon is home to more bts content, but I have ADHD and consistency can be hard as hell, so like - idk, give me some time to really nail this one lol. It's my greatest strength and greatest weakness. There's some cool stuff up there rn tho. ✅ Eventually I see this business taking off. I really do. So right now, you have access to more of my time. If you want that, join the Patreon. Seriously. I've been busting my ass trying to make this work for years. I promise you, I care deeply about making incredible content, and I also care deeply about trying to help you improve your life. Join for a month, and if you regret joining, then leave. I bet I can make you not regret it. Ways You Can Help Me: 👍 Like the video 💬 Leave a comment that is like ridiculously honest 📢 Share this with someone who needs it 📌 Subscribe to the channel ❤️ Support the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/noahchrysler 📷 Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noahchrysler/?hl=en 📬 DM me. I'm a nutjob and I will ask you If this video means anything to you? Let me know somehow. Help show me that my work is valuable so that I don't quit. If you are reading this? Thank you for watching. Thank you for being here. If you care? Thank you for caring. You don't have to care, but if you do, I appreciate you. Your attention is extremely valuable and you have no obligation to share it with me, but if you choose to do so, just know that I'm extremely grateful. If you'd like to be a guest on Chasing Dragons, send me an email: Contact@NoahChrysler.com Tell me a little bit about your business and why you think you'd be a good guest. I'll send you a pre-production exercise. We film over Zoom on weekdays. The pre-production exercise takes about 20 minutes, and filming takes about 90 minutes. Right now, anyone is welcome on this show, but it helps if you're an entrepreneur with an active business. Edited by: Michael Abbott

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    1 h et 43 min
  • We Tried to Be YouTube Legends. Here’s What Actually Happened.
    Apr 21 2025
    Help me make my projects a reality: https://www.patreon.com/c/noahchrysler This is the second half of my conversation with Oscar. In this half, I tell him about why, eight years ago, I chose to abandon him, my best friend, as we were working on a project that had the potential to give us everything we ever wanted for our careers and our lives. This is a decision that part of me still regrets to this day. I don't know if watching this video fully conveys the emotional weight of what I was going through at this time in my life, but this was one of the most difficult decisions I've ever made. Knowing what I know now, I realize that if I just stayed in Rochester and got some crappy part time job and continued to grind with Oscar? We could have achieved everything we wanted. Famous YouTubers have confirmed this to me. You are watching what is likely one of the largest mistakes of my life. And to top it off, this video will likely get like 100 views lol. I was convinced that I did not deserve the success I had. I was ashamed for seeking external validation and fame. I did not appreciate what I had. I discounted the value of my collaborators. Instead of looking at my own skills and what I was good at, I sought out external validation and advice from people who had different lives and different goals than mine. If you resonate with anything I say in this video or in this description and you are experiencing something similar, I would highly recommend you look into "shadow integration." If I were able to reconcile with myself my own greed - that I wanted attention, that I wanted validation and appreciation, and that those things were okay - I could have made the decision to stay. Instead, I ran away. I ran away from my failures to go prove myself to people who I didn't need to prove myself to. I'd like to think that I will never make this mistake again. Hopefully, that's the case, but I can't predict the future. Every time I botch something now, I plan to stare it in the face and sit with it, until I see the flaws, and take imperfect action trying to address them. Don't run. Cowards run. Sit with your failure and become friends with it. It'll save you a lot of heartache. Or at least it would have for me. Okay enough rambling. The nice part is - this story is not over. ______________________________ If you're considering supporting or following me, here are some of my current goals: Continue Brain Juice: A personal podcast where I share stories from my life and the lessons I’ve learned along the way. Continue my show Chasing Dragons: A show about creative entrepreneurship and psychology. I chat with other creative entrepreneurs and help them identify and re-shape the limiting beliefs that might be holding them back from success. ______________________________ Why should you join the Patreon? All of your money will go directly to my editors. You'll get access to our Mastermind Discord Community. The community is about helping you make progress in your life. We're starting twice-monthly video calls where you can share what you're working on, and other people can suggest guidance and resources to help you. You're also encouraged to share your knowledge and expertise with the rest of the community. Your headshot will go directly on the Patreon Wall Of Fame in my office You get direct access to me, with a Google Voice number where you can text me any time (within reason) You get access to The Influence Index, weekly blog posts where I suggest media and talk about the impact it had on me. There will likely be lots of future perks added to the Patreon. I've been working at this essentially my entire adult life. I think it's finally time to start believing in myself and making this a reality. Whatever journey you're on, I would love to hear more about it. If you're willing to support me along the way, I would be eternally grateful. __________________________________________ Ways you can help this project: Like the video Leave a comment Subscribe Share it with your network on Insta, FB, TikTok, X (it's Twitter, let's be honest), literally wherever. Support us on Patreon Follow me on Instagram for bts stuff and rants and overshares from my life: https://www.instagram.com/noahchrysle... Send me a DM and become my friend. I would genuinely love to get to know you. If I don't respond right away, please know it's because I'm extremely busy, and I am riddled with ADHD, but I will try to respond to you. Support my content anywhere you see it. In the past, I've made the mistake of not asking for help. Not this time. Please, help me. I see every like, comment, and interaction of any kind as quiet support that's telling me to keep going. Right now? I need that. Thank you for watching. I appreciate you sharing your time with me. __________________________________________ Edited by: Carla Nunez Reach out to Carla & Laura Nunez for all of your editing and ...
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    17 min