Apologies for the delay schoolies. Jesse has been girlbossing too close to the sun and got behind. BUT FRET NOT! This episode kicks off doing what we do best - labeling and categorizing each other’s personalities. Can you guess which girl is “coded” as the following? Comment your guesses!
CVS Sun (highly medicated, makeup flawless)
Hobby Lobby Moon (crafty, homebody, gets the yapping zoomies before bed)
Walmart Moon (need underwear, tampons, and a f*rearm? look no further!)
Then, we design each other’s dating profiles and finally we discuss how we believe our future children will be/act like.
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