UFC 312 is going down in Sydney, and as always, I’m bringing you my unfiltered takes, questionable picks, and plenty of chaos to keep things entertaining.

UFC News & Gossip:

• UFC Fight Night recap – called both the main and co-main! Is this the end of Izzy?
• Bryce Mitchell’s Hitler rant – Dana shut that down real quick.

Early Prelims:

• Hyun Sung Park vs. Nyamjargal Tumendemberel – Both guys love a finish. Gonna be a short night. Taking Nyamjargal @ $2.90.
• Quillan Salkilld vs. Anshul Jubli – Salkilld coming in off the Contender Series, rolling with him @ $1.17.
• Jonathan Micallef vs. Kevin Jousset – Micallef making his UFC debut. Taking him @ $2.89.
• Kody Steele vs. Rongzhu – Steele is undefeated, keeping it that way @ $1.45.

Prelims:

• Colby Thicknesse vs. Aleksandre Topuria – Volk’s training partner gets the call-up last minute. Going with the underdog @ $4.20.
• Wang Cong vs. Bruna Brasil – Wang Cong @ $1.21.
• Tom Nolan vs. Viacheslav Borshchev – Nolan’s been on a streak. Taking him @ $2.18.
• Jack Jenkins vs. Gabriel Santos – Jenkins looking for a ranked opponent next, so backing him @ $2.86.

Main Card:

• Jake Matthews vs. Francisco Prado – Veteran Matthews @ $1.44.
• Jimmy Crute vs. Rodolfo Bellato – Can’t go against the Aussie. Crute @ $2.31.
• Justin Tafa vs. Tallison Teixeira – Gotta ride with my Logan City boy, Tafa @ $2.25.
• Zhang Weili (c) vs. Tatiana Suarez – Zhang @ $2.00 seems like a steal.
• Dricus du Plessis (c) vs. Sean Strickland (rematch) – Dricus @ $1.50. Since beating Izzy, he's been unstoppable.

Guaranteed Picks (Take as Singles!):

• Tom Nolan @ $2.18
• Jack Jenkins @ $2.86
• Zhang Weili @ $2.00
• Dricus du Plessis @ $1.50

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• Sunny’s at Margate – Feb 22nd (SOLD OUT)

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Appreciate the love on the first guest episode! Had me sweating on release day but we got there in the end. Also, big news, I'm heading to Perth for a gig next week!

I also talk about selling my tools, basketball is back so I lost my Saturdays again, Westy ripping me off at the corner shop, a couple of crazy work stories involving ultrasounds and Mustangs, Super Bowl chat, Luka Doncic trade, Royal Rumble recap plus more.

Also as usual I do my week in comedy, Turns Out, It Can Get Worse..., Premature premise and provide a bit of motivation for your week!

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First Guest Episode of 2025 – The Nelson Twins!

We’re kicking off the year with absolute Aussie comedy royalty, The Nelson Twins!

These identical twin brothers, Chris and Justin Nelson, have been making audiences laugh for years with their quick wit, sharp banter, and unique brand of humor. You might know them from Australia’s Got Talent, The Footy Show, and comedy festivals across the country.

In this episode, we talk all things comedy, how they got their start, the wildest gigs they’ve done, surviving in the industry as a duo, and, of course, plenty of laughs along the way.

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