Be you floodborn, stormborn, or waifuborn - the signals are up and running, foils packs are ready to rip, wallets are empty, and the mics are as hot as our passion for collecting! This week on the couch we are rippin’ Lorcana packs, talkin’ Kronk’s Pregnant Wife, Colton dodges more inquiries into Zenless Zone Zero (a perfectly normal gatcha game with zero ulterior motives), and our Q of the Week hits the nostalgia bone going back to Fast Food toys! If you fancy yourself a collector (or awoogamaxxer) this one’s for you!

The ding of your notifications stirs you from your nightmares! Is it Count Orlok in your DMs or just another Couch Kids Podcast?! What if we told you… it was BOTH! That’s right, couch potatoes beware we’ve got a very special Valentine’s live action episode for you this week with none other than the heartthrob himself Count Orcoc— I mean, Orlock! Love, blood, and decrepit hog are in the air as the boys chat big on our friends at San Jose State, weather the storm of a HEADLINE HURRICANE, and Andrew’s new obsession: LORCANA! So perk up (not you Count Orlock) because you’re sure to savor this pod to the last drop!

Huh? Is that the familiar sound of a Volkswagen Jetta horn encroaching us at incredibly high speeds?! Uhh YEAH that must mean it’s another fantastic Couch Kids Monday with special guest Sammie! Whoa, while dodging debris we’ll be recovering the lost chapters of their New Years Eve Party, putting Sammie’s car key antics on trial, establishing some New Years Goals vs Resolutions, and discuss the “finer” points of American culture that our neighbors might not grasp! So if your hurtin’ plug that heart monitor in because this episode is sure to keep a pulse! (Unless you’re Ari…)

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it can only mean one thing… THE BOYS ARE BACK! Or you left your Count Orlock ASMR on… Either way we got you covered on both for this week’s episode of The Couch Kids! Grit your fangs and tear open that foil packaging because this week we are coming in hot with our coverage of the Pop Tart Bowl, movie madness, and Andrew’s nuanced impression of Nosferatu (with both a review of the film and a literal impression)! So collect those crumbs, this episode is sure to satisfy down to the last morsel left in the toaster!

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More Couch Kids! More Goo! More… SPACE!? That’s right Couch Potatoes, it’s time to take this couch to the final frontier! Before this rocket ignites it’s imperative that you sit through your favorite hosts prep you with some impression antics, restaurant rampaging, and the latest from the Game Awards! BUT THEN you’re ready for take off as we explore a very special Question of the Week! We haven’t sold out just yet folks, so grab your popcorn and pop on this pod - it’s another Couch Kids episode ready to rock your world (and beyond)!

Enter the religious cult of Couch-O! But beware Potato’s, your spuds will be tested! To be inducted you must first survive this week’s episode of The Couch Kids Podcast! So say salutations to your sanity as the boys tell a tale of the upmost cringe, argue amongst themselves over pizza politics, and divulge the deities of the Couch universe! Only the loyal and true will be elevated to sit on the throne of blue… cushions. (We’re still workshopping the scriptures)

Hey, you rippin’ packs or packin’ pizza? We don’t mind, cuz we’re doing BOTH! So slap that play button like it’s a Pikachu Ex - it’s time for another episode of Couch Kids! This week Colton regales you with his disgusting eating habits and comic collection, while the boys divulge their dorky addiction and answer a plethora of Q’s from the Couch Community! So get ready to grip it (a pizza) and rip it (a Poké pack) it’s gonna get messy! (Because of the packs and pizza grease, there were no innuendos in this final statement…)