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Rudy and TJ reflect on the second coming of Christ - er, the re-election of Donald Trump. They imagine new and better roles for themselves to play in a new and better federal government. In Turnt or Burnt, topics include the retirement of Raygun, the musical reinvention of Mark Zuckerberg, international travel tips for people carrying spiders and centipedes, the UK's 30,000 lbs cheddar cheese heist, the Tropicana Hotel demolition, the Oklahoma public school's Bible selection, and the Kendrick Lamar / Drake beef.

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Rudy and TJ introduce a new, more intimate, option for membership in the Cross Vegas ministry: HolyFans. In Turnt or Burnt, our heroes of faith give a movie preview of the Passion of the Christ 2: Resurrection, provide some push-back to Greg Locke's autism-demonization connection, give a history lesson about the Clovis people, talk about the downsides of high-speed rail, celebrate what famously Christian dictator Nicholas Maduro is doing to elevate Christmas, and reveal a new hope for religious freedom in Europe. How Many Four Horsemen registers some low-to-moderate risks for the end of the world; namely: weight-loss drugs, UFC events in the Las Vegas Sphere, and the Trump/Harris presidential debate.

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Rudy and TJ plot their long-awaited return to Christian movie-making stardom, with a pitch for a series which in no way imitates anything they just watched the day before. In Turnt or Burnt, our wizards of otherworldly wisdom dispense multi-directional opinions on all aspects of 2024 Olympic Games. How Many Four Horsemen takes a sober turn as our hosts deal with the assassination attempt on Trump, Harris replacing Biden in the race for president, and new rumors of alien sightings.

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With a newsfeed filled to overflowing, Rudy and TJ dive right in to the endtimes-sensitive current events in How Many Four Horsemen, and the endtimes-insensitive current events in Turnt or Burnt. Our heroes of the faith opine and malign their way through topics such as the eclipse, Jesse Duplantis, partisan earthquakes, generative AI depictions of Jesus, the Trump Bible, the sword-swallower at a Christian men's conference, Beyonce's country album, Joe Rogan's Ezekiel-was-on-drugs claim, John Eastman and Rudy Giuliani's disbarment, a record-breaking covid shot receiver, and the impending doom of Tik Tok.

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