Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Dave and Lisa being sick, Bubble Boy, things to look forward to in March, kid called cops to ask for donuts, Skype leaving, email update from dickmatizer, another wildfire, dating app meetup turns into assault, window washers were left dangling in the air, woman gets stung by scorpion at airport, middle schoolers ate weed gummies, kayaker bit by gator, cruise ship in rough seas, LeBron James expected to hit career milestone, Houston Dynamo apologizes for Messi not playing, Dolly’s husband dies, update on death of Gene Hackman, highest paid actors of the year, Shakira’s Lamborghini, theater collapsed during screening, man awarded damages for too many pre-show commercials, you should give a new show 6 episodes, Billy Joel fell on stage, Hall and Oates say they will never reunite, update on rapper denied Lyft, update on twerking flight attendant, road rage, showing off butt cracks new fashion trend, woman busts husband cheating in a work van, sex doll that comforts you, hookah shop owner stops robbery, guy keeps putting dong on subway seats, influencer’s home robbed, DoorDash driver pulled gun on customers after argument, first commercial moon landing, bus travel increasing due to troubles in air travel, taste virtual flavors, woman used bolt cutters to break into animal shelter, FedEx driver stuck by high tide, giraffe in metro Detroit truck, Citi account received credit of $81T, parents feeding their babies butter, banana that stays fresh, most unhealthy foods, cops went undercover at Carnival to catch crook, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about an old guy who claims to have been chased by a ghost, redneck math, how an old guy managed to flip a car at the car wash, what you’ve put in your penis, why a woman had a cork in her vagina, orgasm sounds, female sleep orgasms, an old person who unplugged their hospital roommate’s ventilator, an update on a pilot who fell out of an airplane, what happened when a cruise ship got hit by a rogue wave near Antarctica, how manchildren get less sex, what happened to the lady who boarded an international flight by mistake and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Uncut promo, Google trends, Google has Lisa listed as Soulja Boy’s mom, siblings decide to continue living together in a mansion, study says having kids is good you’re your brain, update on stranded astronauts on space station, planet alignment tonight, small town mayor finally voted out, cop rescued baby from burning apartment, kids saved from school bus fire, guy got late charges for rental car that he returned on time, cellphone tower at country club, Travis Kelce not retiring, ref bitten in nuts by children during soccer match, update on Gene Hackman death, Matthew Perry may have taken 27 shots of Ketamine in his final 3 days, Vince Neil’s plane involved in deadly crash, Katy Perry going into space, Oscar will reappear on new spinoff of The Office, Rick Springfield says he is microdosing LSD, update on Fyre Festival sequel, woman spray painted and egged ex’s car but it wasn’t his, boot thief stuffed boots down pants, boat stolen without crew knowing, woman prayed to Shrek statue thinking it was Buddha, GF defends BF’s micropenis, lady without vagina opening has become pregnant, guy is married to 16 women and has 100 kids, many people consider OnlyFans to be cheating, Ask Dave & Chuck, son walked in on him masturbating, how do you tell someone they smell?, man set on fire while sleeping during FaceTime prank, jerker in Target bathroom, wrong way driver crashed head on into cops on highway, Taco Bell’s Crunchwrap turns 20, DiGiorno and Hidden Valley collab, expensive trendy hair wash, hiker rescued after surviving 10 days stranded in mountains, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about an email from a listener who saw a man in a monkey suit at a gas station, emailer saw strippers wrestle in kiddy pool full of milk, phrases that make sense today that wouldn’t have 30 years ago, trench collapses while men were working inside, battery crashed through family’s windshield on road trip, key impaled the bottom of woman’s foot, kids attacked by swarm of bees, meat prices rising, retail closures, guy reunites his dad with classic racing car, baby hears his parents for first time, update on death of Telemundo reporter, update Justin Tucker allegations, Raiders searching for QB, Gronk not considering coming out of retirement, people already betting on Eagles to repeat, RIP Gene Hackman, RIP Michelle Trachtenberg, son of Christopher Reeve retraces dad’s final journey, Colin Jost went dumpster diving to find Scarlett Johansson’s engagement ring, Seth Rogen on not wanting to have kids, Mt Rushmore of grunge bands, woman paid for court fines with credit card she stole, old man attacked by guy with axe after fender bender, lady pissed at BF locked him in storage unit for days, woman discovered husband was cheating and tortured him and mistress, Indian guy gets chili powder up butt for stealing, woman electrocuted fiancé’s belly for 3 hours, people love dish served at funeral home, woman got toilet paper tattoo to celebrate where she met husband, drunk tourist fined for diving into famous Italian fountain, man got trapped under avalanche, couple of friends celebrating bridal shower ended up having plane to themselves, bizarre mystery sea creature, things that were hyped but flopped, Alexa is going to get smarter, music producer that is insanely good at identifying songs on first note only, lotto winner says his jackpot was predicted by his dreams, people wishing dead people a Happy Birthday on Facebook, man’s truck got shot up, Florida ramping up for spring breakers, train heists to steal Nike sneakers, woman shopped with raven on her shoulder, Wendy’s changing up the Frosty, guy finds high school class ring in garden, company backpedals on policy of firing employees who didn’t get married by September, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Carnival Day, house listing with 5 antique cars, subreddit with all mirror listings, Marketplace listing for used toy box, another plane close call, plane had mechanical issues, teen injured in road rage incident with wrench, man gets attacked by bees, sinkhole in neighborhood swallowed a car and part of another, families became ill at Mexican resort, Luka’s first game against Dallas, value of Taylor Swift to the NFL, Chris Pratt watching BIL nude, David Beckham underwear ad, James Marsden wants to play Sinatra, iconic movies that shaped millennials, The Price Is Right episode 10000, Ozzy documentary, Tony Hawk and Kurt Cobain grandchild, Dave’s ass crack fear, guy with huge neck arrested for child abuse, guy on house arrest left home for nuggets, woman arrested for touching herself at soccer game, guy arrested after waving Chucky doll at people, martial arts instructor stops purse snatcher, 3 guys stabbed at mansion sex party, old woman slammed into 2 storefronts, distraction stealing, man accused of breaking into a house nude, $19 strawberry, Papa John’s Bath Bomb, daughter not issued SSN or birth certificate, 2 chatbots talk in secret language, stupid drink mistake a wedding guest made, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Dave slipped and fell in mud, top things servers secretly hate, 100-year-old driver crashed into building, plane had to make emergency landing shortly after takeoff, woman lured older men on dating app to rob them, one of the Island Boys arrested for drugs and gun, guy busted with U-Haul full of weed, people complaining that their illegal license plate blockers weren’t working, grandmother and grandson working on restoring a car together, Burger King workers honor regular customer who passed away, Uncut announcement, NHL ref took puck to nuts, Michael Wilhoite punches cop, projected NBA champs, highest average ticket prices for a single game in sprots, cast of Friends weren’t in Matthew Perry documentary, Kim Kardashian, Fyre Festival creator talks about second festival, Lester Holt will retire from Nightly News, Meghan Markel shared new logo but it was copied from a town in Spain, Wu Tang Clan announce farewell tour, Roberta Flack died, rub and tug busted woman named Soon Bang, woman and child helped man escape from prison, woman busted with coke in luggage, man got out of prison after 30 years for crime he didn’t commit, have you had a Vagacial?, women are spreading glitter on themselves to see if they are dating a married man, sexual health days, old man smeared substance on car door handles for parking on his land, man stabbed guy with fork when tried to car jack him, update on guy who got face and double hand transplant, tooth in eye surgery, woman thought she was buying a Picasso but it was a scam, woman stole sink from restaurant, woman got hooked on Candy Crush and won settlement, thousands of seagulls plague a town, camera found hidden in ceiling of college bathroom, update on woman who was poisoned with antifreeze at bar, JoAnn Fabrics closing down, chocolate prices rising, are men or women more generous?, telephobia, Pokémon shaped Cheeto, strange way guy smuggled drugs, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a metal detector video, train aquarium coffee table, home nurse for older woman with dildo collection, emailer looking for coins for sale for Craigslist ad for senior ladies wanted, 5 cops arrested and department shutdown for selling drugs, donut shop worker gunned down would-be robber, snow plow driver driving fast down the road, Hooters may be facing bankruptcy, man reunited with lost dog after 8 years, Dave’s hair is growing faster, NFL investigation into Justin Tucker, Rob Ray hit by puck on live TV, Rams granted Matthew Stafford permission to speak with other teams, Yankees will allow facial hair, one of Diddy’s lawyers wants to be removed from team, movie director allegedly groped actor, Menendez Brothers denied another trial, video of Justin Bieber acting strangely, Ben Affleck casually dating, dog awards, comedies that are funny from start to finish, lady who got knocked up by Dave Grohl identified herself, woman peed on food, guy peed on bar, 11-year-old crashed car into daycare, delivery driver caught stealing customer’s food, hot air balloon mile high club, plastic surgeon computer hacked, man recorded women working out at female only gym, brawl at a Spirit Airlines gate, someone emailed bomb threat, pilot bit by tarantula during flight, Jet Blue will reimburse travelers if their vacation gets rained out, man won casino jackpot but won’t get it because he banned himself from casino, thieves win scratcher jackpot with stolen credit card, bald men being attacked for rituals, Birkenstocks trying to stop competitors from copying design, TikTok trend dropping heavy stuff on feet, drunk get got 2 DUIs in 2 nights after crashing car 2x in same spot, drunk guys found with weapons and drugs after passing out behind wheel, man had coke in couch, chunk of ice flew off truck, fire ball from gas fireplace, woman died after sticking head out train window for selfie, what would happen if Yellowstone volcano erupted, how many ways are there to brush your teeth, noise cancelling headphones, how people described a mummy smell, leaving room for dessert, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the reporter who was hit by a car a few years ago while live on TV, why some companies are intentionally making you wait longer to speak to customer service, an app for hiring personal security, people are selling egg loosies, the old lady who ran over another old lady’s head on a beach, what happened to the lady who went sledding down Dead Man’s Hill, the narcoleptic dog who passes out whenever it gets happy, the worst movies that made at least $1B, why Amazon will get the final say in who is cast as the new James Bond, which famous guy you would be most comfortable being stuck in an elevator with, a new unlikely business that is being used as a front for a brothel, a drive thru jerker, a police chase at the Kennedy Space Center, America’s most sexually curious states, a listener who was ready to dump his girlfriend before she showed him her positive pregnancy test, a listener who wants to do a roast at his father’s funeral, a recently uncovered missing tomb from ancient Egypt and more!