Every day is Valentines Day with tender woman-pleasers like Pat and Brad, so it makes perfect sense that we'd release our Valentines Day Special in mid-April. Follow that?

Today we read "Don’t Ask Forever: My Love Affair With Elvis" by Elvis lover and lovee Joyce Bova. Elvis dick-pranks, mutual adult gratification (wink!), hookers, and the Presley family's challenges with small talk. Plus, we go deep on foreskin.

Want to chat? Email us at elvisbookclub@gmail.com or call and leave a message (which we may play in a future episode) at (312) 380-1114.

We read "If I Can Dream: Elvis' Own Story" by Elvis confidant and hair architect Larry Geller. Elvis punches a guy, Red punches a bunch of guys, and that Colonel is a real stinker. Also: cocaine-dipped cotton balls.

Want to chat? Email us at elvisbookclub@gmail.com or call and leave a message (which we may play in a future episode) at (312) 380-1114.

We read "If I Can Dream: Elvis' Own Story" by Elvis confidant and hair architect Larry Geller, then talk salt pills, harmonica groups, the Colonel's eerie hypnotic powers, an improved "Once Upon A Time in Hollywood," Elvis in "Cannonball Run," and the healing power of touch. Lots and lots of touching. Also, everyone eats acid.

Want to chat? Email us at elvisbookclub@gmail.com or call and leave a message (which we may play in a future episode) at (312) 380-1114.