Afterthoughts covers the first day of school for 'daughter of the pod' and you'll never guess who called Coop ON the first day of school!! Babs loses consciousness and gets a new nickname; Coop goes to his first non-Bartender party on a Saturday night, and it turns out he has no clue how to have fun. Babs has Strong Feelings towards the special snowflake, social media keyboard warriors who glamorize "the grind". Stop, just stop. Christmas comes early for Mr. Wonderful in News Flash, as he got to take away the gift of "Phase 5" from everyone! He's never been happier, ever; like actually. Girl Talk dives into taboo dinner conversation - and what do you do when an anti-vax, Covid denyer is sitting at your table and starts runnin' their mouth? Dad Seg brings to light a long time beef Coop has with the moron parents trying to save a buck by cycling everywhere; all the while filling their children's lungs with carbon monoxide; way to go, dummies... Songs of the Week & Quick 3!