It's the final episode of Getting You Home On Friday, and we leave our lovely Caesar and Sensus with the lovely Ruth the Toothless Soothsayer. Will she bring positive news of a wonderful, glorious future? Or does she see what horrors humankind brings upon itself, starting with the tragic day in which Harambe dies? Stay tuned to find out!

We also wrap up the investigation at the Shabby Seagull Inn overlooking the Straits of Dire, with the great team at Paranormal Patrol. Are there ghosts haunting the estate? Or is it a fever dream that will haunt Buster until the end of his days?

And ending the episode, we have a poem and song, both written (the latter sung) by the original writer and creator of GYHOF, Mike Jones. It would have been his birthday this October, so we celebrate his life and the worlds he created with this final episode.

We're going home, hopefully with a smile on our faces and a laugh in our belly.

Stay safe and enjoy the little things in life.

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

WARNING: Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander listeners are warned that the following program may contain voices of deceased persons.

Credits:

On the Roman Nose, Dire Warning

Nate Gothard as Caesar

Hester van der Vyver as Sensus and Ruth

Thomas Taufan as Voice and Guard

Linda Chong as Intercom

Paranormal Patrol, Shabby Seagull Inn (Chapter 20)

Gavin Jones as John

Thomas Taufan as Pete

Hester van der Vyver as Lady in Blue

Nate Gothard as Buster, Crewman and Voice Over

Linda Chong as Arabella

The Last Hurrah, Poem

Nate Gothard as Voice

Mike Jones as himself
Includes "Open Skies" by Slow Road South / Mike Jones

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

The Penultimate episode of Getting You Home Friday brings you another episode of Paranormal Patrol at the Shabby Seagull Inn, looking over the Straits of Dire. Will the team get solid evidence of the ghosts haunting the establishment? Will they finally determine whether the dress is Blue or Aqua? Will Buster need a therapist for all the trauma he has experienced? Who knows...oh wait...we do.

Anyway...Ed & Ted discuss the almighty question that plagues everyone at this time of the year. What day is it? Honestly, it's all confusing when Christmas Decorations precede Halloween and Easter Eggs still sneak their way onto shelves.

And more importantly, we look at the importance of protection in our short skit. Don't be silly, wrap your willy.

Join us for the laughs, stay for the bewilderment.

No Busters were harmed in the making of this production.

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

Credits:

Paranormal Patrol, Shabby Seagull (Chapter 19)
Gavin Jones as John

Thomas Taufan as Pete

Hester van der Vyver as Jean and Lady in Blue

Nate Gothard as Buster and Voice Over

Linda Chong as Petra

Short Skit: Protection

Nate Gothard as John

Linda Chong as Lady

Thomas Taufan as Rocky

Ed & Ted, Fer a Monday

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

It's another glorious Friday! We have some news, Ted has the flu and Buster just might go and cry. From ghosts in the kitchen, screaming in the basement, confusing doctor appointments and amazing weather reporters, we have plenty to keep you smiling into the weekend.

Sit back, relax, and avoid catching that ghastly 'fire flu'.

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

Credits:

Weather Report

Linda Chong as Reporter

Paranormal Patrol, Shabby Seagull (Chapter 18)

Gavin Jones as John

Thomas Taufan as Pete

Hester van der Vyver as Jean

Nate Gothard as Buster and Voice Over

Linda Chong as Petra

Ed & Ted, Allergic Reaction

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

Ninja Drinkers, Real Talk, Phone Calls, Oh My! From the eerie sightings of ghosts and ghouls to the dry landscape of Ed and Ted and the painful side of phone calls, we have something for almost everyone here at Getting You Home On Friday. It's bizarre, it's witty, it's fast and slow, it's a sweet breath of relief at the end of a long, long week.

Listen, celebrate and then talk about it with your local Ninja Drinker.

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

Credits:

Paranormal Patrol Shabby Seagull (Chapter 17)

Gavin Jones as John

Thomas Taufan as Pete, Albert and Dave

Hester van der Vyver as Jean

Nate Gothard as Buster and Voice Over

Linda Chong as Petra

Short Skit, Ring

Nate Gothard as Guy

Ed & Ted, Brother Jennifer

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

Today, we read from the Journal of Alexander the Great, Petra and Jean come face to face with the faceless shadow at the end of the bar of the Shabby Seagull Inn overlooking the Straits of Dire, and Pete and John help Buster overcome his fears in the cellar while something creepy happens in the kitchen. Beyond Paranormal happenings and the like, we also have a delegation visit Caesar and Sensus. Not A. Delegation, but a delegation. Important difference.

Join us for the laughs, stay for the stories.

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

Credits:

Short Skit, Alexander the Great

Gavin Jones as Presenter

Paranormal Patrol, Shabby Seagull (chapter 16)

Gavin Jones as John

Thomas Taufan as Pete and Dave

Hester van der Vyver as Jean

Nate Gothard as Buster and Voice Over

Linda Chong as Petra

On the Roman Nose, Scum

Nate Gothard as Caesar and Decievious

Hester van der Vyver as Sensus

Thomas Taufan as Voice and Guard

Linda Chong as Intercom

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

It's one of those Fridays where you can finally let work roll off your mind, and the frivolities of the weekend can flutter in front of your mind. The sort of mood that lends itself to the Paranormal Patrol naming a Ghost and greeting an ancient sailor. Where the dramas of Question Time explode into a flurry of pointy fingers and flirtatious comments, and crime is a rising issue, even in the rural areas of Australia, with Ed & Ted.

At least the criminals are pretty and the cops are fast.

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

Credits:

Paranormal Patrol, Shabby Seagull (Chapter 15)

Gavin Jones as John

Thomas Taufan as Pete and Albert

Hester van der Vyver as Jean

Nate Gothard as Crewman and Voice Over

Linda Chong as Petra

Question Time, Budget Studs

Hester van der Vyver as Speaker

Nate Gothard as Treasurer and Upperam

Thomas Taufan as Opposition Whip, Prime

Minister and Reporter

Linda Chong as Leader of the Opposition

Ed & Ted, Pretty Crook

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

This week we have our favourite things starting with 'G'! Golf, Ghosts and Good Old Stories from Ed & Ted. From 'Sweet Thing Jean' to your kid wanting to fill your shoes, there's plenty of heart-warming, loving stories....on another series. We only have quick wit, Dad jokes and bizarre stories here.

So sit back, relax, and let us help you get home on Friday.

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

Credits:

News, Golf

Thomas Taufan as News Anchor

Cheng as Jack

Paranormal Patrol, Shabby Seagull (Chapter 14)

Gavin Jones as John

Thomas Taufan as Pete and Ghost

Hester van der Vyver as Jean

Nate Gothard as Buster and Voice Over

Linda Chong as Petra and Arabella

Ed & Ted, Like Dad

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

Click go the shears boys, sold in a hurry over the internet to some foreign buyer. I remember a time when Australia rode on the sheep's back, but I can't seem to picture the saddle. Ah, yes, welcome to another endearing journey to the famed outback. A country where time stood still..... and died. And then once we wash our hands of the flies and the dirt, we join the intrepid team of Paranormal Patrol chasing things that go bump in the night...and ghosts...Then we end this week's episode with two relatively sweet and innocent Goblins planning a great meal for the end of the week. Or are they?

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

Credits:

Ed & Ted, The Fly

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted
Thomas Taufan as Narrator

Paranormal Patrol, Shabby Seagull (Chapter 13)

Gavin Jones as John

Thomas Taufan as Pete and Ghost

Hester van der Vyver as Jean

Nate Gothard as Buster and Voice Over

Linda Chong as Petra

Short Skit, Goblins

Nate Gothard Pratbizz

Hester van der Vyver as Wuirmiard

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern