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  • 288: Amen To Jesus

    288: Amen To Jesus
    Feb 6 2025
    It’s been storming out, Mondays are for doctors appts, Pat is starting new meds and we learned a gross fact about our eyes. It’s Black History Month, practice good waxing etiquette, Peez is a supermodel and we’re just not very lady-like.

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    1 h et 32 min
  • 287: Indian Sex Chat

    287: Indian Sex Chat
    Jan 30 2025
    It’s Groundhog Day, dementia is not for the weak, Peez is punching people and Bunny went on a date. Mark needs to grow his hair out, jail dating can be lucrative, cure for hot flashes and Pat does not offer massage.

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    1 h et 27 min
  • 286: Rest In Piss

    286: Rest In Piss
    Jan 23 2025
    We’re back!
    Happy Birthday Stinkers, Peez loves Sugawolf, Nyah finally got a good doctor and you might still be carrying your baby daddy’s DNA. We live in North Korea, Pat helps a neighbor sneak out, classical is medicine and don’t steal from dead people.

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    1 h et 57 min
  • 285: Do You Have Lover?

    285: Do You Have Lover?
    Jan 6 2025
    Crystal had some major dental work, RIP Cat Woman, we need a shed and car stuff can be overwhelming. Carolyn won’t listen and Jimbo might be her roommate, Pat’s phone is full of mysteries, Crystal discovered a disgusting way to get high and we love a thrifting score.

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    1 h et 55 min
  • 284: Is He A Capricorn?

    284: Is He A Capricorn?
    Dec 28 2024
    Co-sleeping is amazing, a few cigs are good as a treat, the 90s had the best shoes and stockings are Crystal’s jam. Peez loves Jesus, women are magic, don’t be a mood killer and corporations are GREEDY.

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    1 h et 33 min
  • 283: Disgusting Gender

    283: Disgusting Gender
    Dec 22 2024
    Cults are fascinating, Carolyn’s chemical warfare, billionaires are scum and we’ve made some mistakes. Older kids are a different kind of stress, sometimes you just gotta explode, pigs contain human and nature provides everything we need.

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    1 h et 32 min
  • 282: Mark's Favorite Episode

    282: Mark's Favorite Episode
    Dec 15 2024
    Crystal had food poisoning and deleted our texts, Pat loves Home Depot and has been locked in with the DIYs. Playing 432hz at night might relax you OR terrorize your dreams, having kids later in life comes with a price.

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    1 h et 32 min
  • 281: Poor People Ornaments

    281: Poor People Ornaments
    Dec 7 2024
    1970 was 30yrs ago, Pat started a new tattoo, Crystal is researching classified CIA docs and CEOs should be worried. Humans aren’t meant to be this busy, we miss a well loved bear, inspect your butthole and old people do not want technology.

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    1 h et 55 min