Hopefully you've been doing your lip exercises, because Scotch and the JACK SQUAT podcast really wanna' plant one on you. That's right, it's National Kissing Day. We've also got a frightening health test, a listener mailbag segment, ketchup popsicles and finger sporks. Well, this show ain't going to listen to itself. Pop in those earbuds and set a spell. Take your shoes off. Y'all come back now, you here?

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Another potboiler for you; were you aware that there's a forthcoming Sriracha shortage?! Well, thank God we're here to tell you about it. Jack Squat has got the breaking news as well as the low down on booze. We talk bourbon as well as a slimy beer that has had to be recalled in the midwest. Plus-Tortilla Challenge, A World Gone Mad, and Self Esteem. Shove in those earbuds and give 'er a listen already.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Let's roll this pig in the ditch. It's time to dig in to our latest podcast. First thing out of the gate we dump on Anne Hathaway and her obvious cupcake hack. Next up, a demon that's been trapped in a rock may be free to menace the world as we know it. You know what? I can't take the guilt... please bare witness as I apologize for being rude to Anne Hathaway. On to bigger things; stupid criminals, beaver news, Love Boat dating show, dog sweaters and other stuff. Go on... have a listen.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This here's a humdinger. On this Jack Squat podcast we start off by going over the rules we should all abide by when using the arm rest on an airplane. Then, we're on to the tawdry stuff! It's a love triangle on vacation with "Tales of Tainted Love" followed by lustful snack obsessions. Do you like dad bods? You do? What a sicko. We cover that as well as Random Facts and marijuana falling from the sky with "Stupid Criminals in the News." Enjoy!

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ooh, it's like a mystery bag... but it's a podcast! That's right, only the juiciest choice-cuts from Friday's morning show with Scotch, sloppily assembled in a grab bag for your ears. What could be in there? Who knows... but I know this much; you sure as hell wanna' listen to it. Am I right or am I right? Get after it.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey! Cut 'n paste podcast fun! That's right, a little bit of this and a little bit of that. Thanks for indulging me. This time around we've got some Stupid Criminals, Random Facts, a survey about working from home, a story about a turkey attack and wedding bells for Nicholas Cage... for the FIFTH time around! It's short so you've got no excuse for not listening. Now do it.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some odds and ends from the Feb.18th edition of Scotch's JACK FM Morning Show. A brief "Tales of Seduction" followed by Random Facts, a team with a zero point zero percent chance of winning, things you shouldn't do, and some riveting massage talk. Have a listen already!

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What could be more important than shifting your attention away from bad things and delighting in some mindless entertainment? I think a lot of people see distraction as a negative but when they can shift our focus from negative experiences to something that puts a smile on our face I say, "BRING IT ON!"
In this podcast, I talk about watching MASH and my hobby of drawing comics. Do you like MASH? Do you like comics? Well, look at that... I've got your attention already. It's a short one so why not have a listen? -Scotch

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.