Épisodes

  • Parenting 101: Why Your Kids Will Eventually Hate You Anyway
    Oct 24 2024

    In this wild episode of Life Coach Panacki, our unqualified life coach tackles the challenges of parenting, offering jaw-droppingly terrible advice with a side of twisted humor. From bedtime stories that spiral out of control to dodging responsibility like a pro, Panacki shows us why being a single, selfish loner might just be the way to go. If you're ready to laugh at some truly awful tips on raising kids (or avoiding them altogether), buckle up for another brutally honest and hilariously dark episode.

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    18 min
  • Bullet Point Episode : How to Win Friends and Influence People (Even if Everyone Hates You)
    Oct 24 2024

    In this episode of Life Coach Panacky, Panacky shares his hilariously bad strategies for winning people over, even when they can’t stand you. With absurd life hacks and dark humor, he teaches you how to charm your way into anyone’s good graces—or just manipulate them into submission. Either way, it's a win.

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    9 min
  • TEDtalk 2021 Monterey, California : The Secret to Success (Hint: Lower Your Standards)
    Oct 24 2024

    In this special episode of Life Coach Panacky, our overconfident, underqualified life coach gives his very own TED Talk—Panacky style. With zero credentials but an overload of ego, he hilariously reveals his "secret" to success: stop trying so hard and embrace mediocrity. Full of dark humor, bad life hacks, and brutally honest rants, Panacky shows you how to fail upwards.

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    9 min
  • Bullet Point Episode : How to Maintain a Work-Life Balance (Without Losing Your Mind)
    Oct 24 2024

    In this episode of Life Coach Panacky, your favorite unqualified life coach dives into the myth of work-life balance. With absurd advice and pitch-black humor, Panacky explains how to juggle your job, relationships, and sanity—or just drop it all and watch the chaos unfold. Forget boundaries, this is survival of the least responsible. Tune in for laughs, bad tips, and a brutally honest rant that will make you question why you even try.

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    8 min
  • Hotel Etiquette After A One Night Stand
    Oct 24 2024

    In this delightfully awkward episode of Life Coach Panacky, our unqualified guru tackles the delicate topic of post-one-night-stand hotel etiquette. With his signature blend of absurdity and dark humor, Panacky delves into the unspoken rules of sharing a hotel room with someone you barely know. From avoiding eye contact over breakfast to the art of sneaking out without leaving a trace, he provides hilariously terrible advice that might leave you cringing. Tune in for personal anecdotes, absurd life hacks for navigating those awkward morning-after moments, and a brutally honest rant that will have you questioning every choice you’ve ever made. Remember, the key to success in these situations is to embrace the chaos—because nothing says "class" like a hasty exit and a trail of regret.

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    10 min
  • Bullet Point Episode - How to Achieve Success (And Totally Not Ruin Your Life)
    Oct 23 2024

    In this episode of "Life Coach Panacki," your favorite unqualified coach dishes out the real, raw, and completely unhelpful guide to achieving success without blowing up your entire life. From burning bridges at work to pretending to care about "self-growth," Panacki breaks down the ridiculous lengths we go to just to feel like we’re winning. Spoiler: You probably won’t win, but it’ll be hilarious watching you try.

    (Rated R, adult humor ahead.)

    Outro Music:

    Alex Alexander - Leap of Faith

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    6 min
  • The Art of Not Giving a Fk (Unless You’re Paid To)
    Oct 23 2024

    Welcome to another twisted session of "Life Coach Panacki," where your resident life coach with zero credentials, Panacki, dives deep into mastering the art of not giving a single f**k—unless, of course, there’s a fat paycheck involved. In this episode, Panacki will teach you how to stop caring about what people think, ignore society’s lame expectations, and only put in effort where it counts: in your bank account.

    We’ll break down when to care, when to check out, and how to ghost entire friendships because, spoiler alert, you don’t need them. You’ll laugh, you’ll cringe, and maybe even question your life choices, but by the end of it, you’ll be a pro at prioritizing only the things that line your pockets. So kick back, relax, and let Panacki drop some wisdom—just don’t expect him to give a f**k about your feelings.

    (Adult humor, rated R: not for the easily offended).

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    10 min
  • Life Coach Panacki Trailer
    Oct 23 2024

    Get ready for the most outrageously unqualified life coach you've ever heard—Panacki! In this trailer, you'll get a taste of his “expert” advice on everything from dating disasters to work-life imbalance, all wrapped in dark, hilarious humor that pushes boundaries. If you're ready for a podcast that doesn’t pull punches, and probably shouldn’t be taken seriously, Life Coach Panacki is your new guilty pleasure. This is the advice you didn’t know you needed... and maybe still don’t. Buckle up—it's going to be a wild ride!

    Trailer Music :

    Nir Maimon - Toy Symphony

    Gil Kita - Silly Lovebirds

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    2 min