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  • PATREON TEASER: Doctor Jekyll and Mx. Rindom

    PATREON TEASER: Doctor Jekyll and Mx. Rindom
    Feb 19 2025
    Lara and Carey celebrate President's Day by hunkering down in the stu with a treasure trove of topics to discuss, including the premiere episode of season three of "White Lotus," Parker Posey supremacy, casual incest and more. They also talk elevated procedural "The Pitt" and Noah Wyle's urge to hot doctor, the SNL50 military complex, Sabrina Carpenter's journey from Rindom to National Treasure (and the horror of realizing the Rindom is YOU) "Summer House's" f*ckboy curse, Carl Radke's flop era and Lindsey Hubbard's invincibility, and the need for Lisa Vanderpump to do hard time. PLUS! Resident hot astrologer/attorney Kevin Garland gives another top and bottom star chart, this time for Carey, and reveals Carey and Lara's top/bottom astral dynamic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    6 min
  • PATREON TEASER: The Montoya Industrial Complex

    PATREON TEASER: The Montoya Industrial Complex
    Feb 15 2025
    Lara and Carey discuss the Eagles clinching the Super Bowl, Carey's pride for Philadelphia, Lara's choice to not engage, Kendrick's peak-petty Halftime Show, Drake's bitter tears, and Taylor Swift's perfect response to a stadium of boos. They also urge Taylor to move on from T. Kelce and her path to a presidential victory. Carey raves about Narcos on Netflix, Boyd Holbrook's inescapable pull, the world-shifting meltdown of Montoya and the beach-run that changed history, Kaitlyn Dever's shockingly good Australian accent and the ever-fascinating trend of cancer fakers, Kanye's ugliest ploy for attention yet, the Azealia Banks memoir we all need, Bill Belichick's 48 year age gap with his girlfriend, Lara's turn as a Grand Damme, the power of Lauren Sanchez, the Weeknd's satanic tongue, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    7 min
  • Bonus Episode: The Female Right to Kill (Full)

    Bonus Episode: The Female Right to Kill (Full)
    Feb 14 2025
    Carey and Lara head BEYOND the paywall for a special free bonus episode. Lara gives a Rome jubilee update and chats about her journey with The Telepathy Tapes podcast, traveling to extra-dimensional planes, and telepathic parrots. They also discuss the harrowing new season of "Natalia Grace" and why Natalia should legally allowed to kill, Teddi Mellencamp's tragic cancer diagnosis, Katie Maloney's newfound relationship with Big Mayo and conquering sandwich shops around the country with her lesbian motorcycle gang, Earth being potentially hit by an asteroid in 2032, Lara and Carey's radicalization by Deep Impact, and more. *Plus a surprise, rain-wrought cameo by Dorothy O'Donnell!* Chapters: 00:00 The Telepathy Tapes: Is it rill? 23:14 Natalia Gets a Murder Mulligan 45:28 The Face of Mayo: Katie Maloney 57:30 Armageddon: 2032 01:09:00 Momma O'Donnell Cameo! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 h et 20 min
  • Salty Utah Queens - Burn It, Man (RHOSLC S5E19)

    Salty Utah Queens - Burn It, Man (RHOSLC S5E19)
    Feb 7 2025
    Lara and Carey return for the finale of the RHOSLC season five reunion, but first they discuss the loathsome op-ed in The Hollywood Reporter about Chappell Roan's Grammys speech, resorting to vomit and diarrhea to stand up to the American healthcare system, a new update in the Onijah Pakistan saga, TikTik astrologers predicting plane crashes and other horrors in 2025, the return of The Valley with a season two teaser, the rindoms in the cast, Doute's feud with Lala and the surefire divinity of her unborn daughter. The Saltiest of Utah Queens give us one last hurrah as Britani joins the couch. Her chaotic and otherworldly presence is discussed, as is her estrangement with her daughters, her flimsy devotion to Mormonism, her status with Jared and her beef with Hengie, Bronwyn Meredith and Mary; Carey urges her continued Friend Of status while Lara longs for a snowflake for Ms. Bateman. Then Wild Rose and Lisa try (and fail) to bury the hatchet once and for all and burn it as we look ahead to a new, snow-covered sagas of Alibaba-induced psychosis. Chapters: 00:00 Let Chappell Talk About Our Sh*tty Healthcare 05:30 Update on Queen Onijah 18:40 Astrology TikTok Predicting 2025 Horrors 24:42 Doute's Spawn & The Valley Teaser 39:41 Recap of the Finale of RHOSLC Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 h et 33 min
  • PATREON TEASER: The Bridges of Dog Attack County

    PATREON TEASER: The Bridges of Dog Attack County
    Feb 5 2025
    Lara and Carey return to a post-Emilia Perez America, where they discuss their thoughts after viewing the polarizing Oscar favorite; they also talk Karla Sofía Gascón's meteoric cancellation after a slew of rancid tweets (from not so long ago!) resurfaced and Selena Gomez deserving a life sentence in Actor Jail. Lara introduces Carey to the woman on TikTok who got her nose bitten off by her elderly dog and the woman from New York who refuses to leave Pakistan and is holding press conferences after being jilted by her Facebook boyfriend. Carey gives a recap of the Grammys, including Chappell Roan's healthcare speech, Taylor's cringe dancing and Lady Gaga's new single that harkens back ton the glory days of early LG. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    6 min
  • Salty Utah Queens - Time Is A Flat Circle Jerk (RHOSLC S5E18)

    Salty Utah Queens - Time Is A Flat Circle Jerk (RHOSLC S5E18)
    Jan 31 2025
    Lara and Carey trudge ahead in the final days of this most curse-d January, getting rill about their concurrent depression journeys and weighing the pros and cons about deep space cryo-sleep. They also discuss Lily Phillips's 1000 man f*ckfest goal being derailed by the US government, the strange and haunting tale of the Zizian Bay Area death cult, and the surfacing of a cringeworthy Justin Baldoni voice note. In part two of the RHOSLC season five reunion, the husbands bury their various hatchets, Hengie K and Shawn stare down the circle jerk and gay rumors and nastiness. Meredith demands tapes to be rolled and threatens to leave the set as Seth is pressed on all things Ohio. Mary discusses Robert Jr.'s sobriety journey and Bronwyn and Todd field questions over the details of his infidelity. The world waits with bated breath for the return of Britani Bateman. Chapters: 00:00 January Depression Hits Hard 02:40 Lily Phillips' Las Vegas Flop 12:15 California is the Land of Murder, Mayhem & Cults 25:48 Justin's (kinda) Sexy Memo 39:15 RHOSLC Recap Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 h et 19 min
  • PATREON TEASER: What Goes Up, Must Pew-Pew

    PATREON TEASER: What Goes Up, Must Pew-Pew
    Jan 29 2025
    Lara and Carey offer up a smorgasbord of bonus episode topics, including the cozy healing of LA's weekend rainstorm, Lara's brush with Argentinian horror with "When Evil Lurks," Carey recent awakening to Eddie Redmayne's hotness, the harrowing new doc "An Update on Our Family" and the hell of family YouTube channels, Gaga's freshly announced SEVENTH album and Carey the teaser trailer for "Alien Earth" and stating an obvious truth, HBO continuing to step its p*ssy up, JLo and Ben's divorce kink, Lara's first and only Sundance adventure, the LGBTQ right to bear BB guns, and more. Plus Reader Mail where we delve back into the lore of Lindsay Lohan and the Federation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    6 min
  • Salty Utah Queens - Wild Rose and the Revenge of the Sacred Cross (RHOSLC S5E17)

    Salty Utah Queens - Wild Rose and the Revenge of the Sacred Cross (RHOSLC S5E17)
    Jan 24 2025
    Lara and Carey are back for the part 1 of the RHOSLC season five reunion, but first they've got some ground to cover including a special guest in the studio, the 2025 Oscar nominations --surprises and snubs--and whether or not Hollywood should even have them this year, the Black Eyed Peas pulling the plug on their Vegas residency and their shoncking name for their fanbase, the halcyon days of DListed.com, Perez Hilton as the origin of internet evil, Hilaria Baldwin's new memoir, Anna Delvey and Julia Fox on RHONY, Lara's newfound love of Bethenny Frankel, Bryan Johnson comparing boners with his son, a missing Mob Wife, and more. On the Salty reunion, Bronwyn channels her inner corporate HR girlina, putting on a brave face in the midst of a truly harrowing first season. Lisa and Angie spar over their parenting beef, as Whitney defends the honor and glory of Prism, finally providing a (questionable) defense of the Alibaba accusations. Heather gets rill about her journey of self-love, Bronwyn calls out Lisa for being a fake ass friend, Meredith remains non-verbal, and the husbands enter the scene; Todd and John Barlow immediately match up in a wife-guy-off, gearing up for an explosive second round next week. Chapters: 00:00 Why are we even doing The Oscars this year? 06:40 The Black Eyed Peas' Mystifying Vegas Residency Cancellation 14:00 RHONY 's Future & How Lara Has Become a Bethenny Fan 26:31 RHOSLC Reunion Part 1 Recap Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 h et 7 min