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Willkommen to our German-themed epooside featuring DJ Nordic Trak. A woefully thwarted toilet paper quest in Berlin ends in rectal ruin & a liquidy lovers' quarrel. But can he channel his rage poop & capture the zeitgeist of the shituation? Roll over Beethoven, & hump to the beat of the SyntheScheisse!

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The day that Runny Riley pops his enema cherry gets real complicated real fast. As his social calendar fills up, his bowels clear out...all while the clock ticks down. Hosts & Twin Sisters Amanda Sparkle & Sara Sparkle can't help but ask themselves: With friends like these, who needs enemas?

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Welcome to the shit show! Guest Lena Way Ova poo-forms a variety act of pants shitting stories from her unique poo-spective. Amanda Sparkle & Sara Sparkle (Twin Sisters) invite you to toss a coin (...or a salad) to decide if you'll be wearing sawdust-laden boxers or brown-tinged lace panties for Episode 24!

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This episode's theme is BIKES! After saturating his sleeping bag with slop, Rambod avoids hypothermia and gets by with a little help from his friends & some stolen tennis balls. A surprise eyewitness adds exquisite detail to this chronicle of a crap foretold. Spoiler: That's not water!

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Crikey! Twin Sisters Amanda & Sara Sparkle tag along for Susan Sharticle's journey Down (Brown) Under. After a mischievous pill poppin' plane ride she didgeridoo-doo'ed herself just in time to meet her Boss's Boss. But will her fecal secret stay as tightly contained as a jar of vegemite? Put another shit on the barbie!

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Eating like shit & then buying shit off Craigslist has crappy consequences for Bryan & his shorts. Luckily a back-up shower & complex post-poo plan saves the day. But will he lose his job over it, or get the poo-motion he deserves? Twin Sisters Amanda Sparkle & Sara Sparkle are all ears.

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Holy moly, it's E. coli. Twin Sisters Amanda Sparkle & Sara Sparkle follow Crusty Caleb across the pond, they left a trail of music, stank, & shit all across Europe 's best venues & worst bathrooms, only to wind up a freak in the sheets. All aboard!!!

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For Episode 19, Twin Sisters Amanda Sparkle & Sara Sparkle channel the voice of Berto's long-suffering, finicky diva of an Asshole, only to learn that donut distraction leads to retaliatory rectal ruin.