In tonight's episode, a low-level accountant named "Q" battles unhelpful librarians and confused pet groomers to save America. (ChatGPT went a little over the top on this one.)

The featured music is "Amber" by YVEN and "The Ambient" by Kevin MacLeod. Do you have an idea for a story? Email us at sleepgptpodcast@gmail.com. Follow us on Instagram @sleepgptpodcast and @jonracinskas

In tonight's episode, a young child learns all about quantum mechanics. Why? I have no idea. Just go to sleep.

The featured music is "Amber" by YVEN and "The Ambient" by Kevin MacLeod. Do you have an idea for a story? Email us at sleepgptpodcast@gmail.com. Follow us on Instagram @sleepgptpodcast and @jonracinskas

In tonight's episode, Alex goes on a grand adventure to resolve the debt ceiling.

The featured music is "Amber" by YVEN and "The Ambient" by Kevin MacLeod. Do you have an idea for a story? Email us at sleepgptpodcast@gmail.com. Follow us on Instagram @sleepgptpodcast and @sleepgpt on TikTok.

In tonight's episode, Nancy and Tonya hang up their skates, put their differences aside, and become legendary pirates.

The featured music is "Amber" by YVEN and "The Ambient" by Kevin MacLeod. Do you have an idea for a story? Email us at sleepgptpodcast@gmail.com. Follow us on Instagram @sleepgptpodcast and @jonracinskas

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