We go live to Ahmehrica for a look inside Joe's life as a theatre co-star in Washington DC.

We learn of Benny Bowls and Crank hats, hear about Joe's attempts to appear unfazed by life on the mean streets of DC, and get a rundown of Joe's very rundown lodgings.

Joe gets a serious scare while recording and tells us he suspects the ghosts of Coolock have travelled across the ocean with him (but it might just be his coat scaring him), and Darren reveals an updated impersonation that he's been working on.

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We are joined this week by the new Stall It Washington D.C. correspondent, Joseph McGucken, who comes to us from a somewhat noisy and spooky basement in America's capital.

We hear from one listener who exposes Darren's comedy theft, but Darren isn't accepting the criticism and instead comes out swinging at his accuser.

Darren reveals the best way to give a child nightmares, off the back of a question about lies we believed as children.

Joe dreams of life with a perfect memory and dodges an attempted fact check over his story that certain memories can be removed by shock therapy.

We engage in a brief but very serious conversation about the history of The B Sharps.

And before long Darren and Joe become fascinated with the chat box feature on our remote recording programme.

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We delve into the world of languages, from the fictional to the very real but very rare. Darren regrets not learning to speak Mandarin, and Joe wonders if a world with one language might be best for all.

Darren dreams of a life where he's motivated, while Joe gives an incredibly strange take on Irish history and geography that ends up in a startling revision of the island’s past.

We cover gambler’s remorse, how history’s mad road has only led us back to the box room, suspected cannibals in the New World and the ruining of cinnamon.

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There’s a lot of singing this week, from Nirvana to Shaggy. Continuing the music theme we consider a life as a boyband reject or a boyband interloper.

We then continue the continuation of career talk with Joe offering Darren the chance to star in a remake of a cult comedy classic.

And in attempt to give us a dramatic story of crime, Darren unveils an utterly uninspiring but unintentionally hilarious anecdote.

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It’s finally happened, Joe has got his big break and he’s off to join the theatre crowd as a part of a very high brow (and very, very serious) production. Somehow his explanation of this turn of events leads us to hear about a toupee with international consequences.

Darren believes he has what it takes to become Ireland’s number one celebrity impersonator, and Joe thinks Darren could become the national voice of the sliced pan.

We hear about two interactions Darren had with Keith Duffy, and while the first interaction is a moment of great reflected celeb glory, the second is a brutal humiliation.

We have a significant dinosaur update. The beast has found a home, too close to home, and Joe is wondering what long term impacts a dinosaur in Coolock might have on his life – from fighting with the neighbours about the beast in the front garden, to the children of the area being cursed with weekly visits to see the dinosaur, and even a potential backlash from the local youth.

And Darren reveals a deep distress about discarded mattresses, from their smell to their potent threat to life.

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A ball to the face or ants for friends? The Stall It listeners continue to ask the big, big questions and give us a lot to chew over.

We get a question that offers all good options and the chance to double our time in life, or gorge ourselves on greasy foods with zero consequences.

Darren takes time to come around to the concept of covert break ins around Joe’s house, but we eventually explore the most devious yet subtle tactics for driving each other insane with midnight break ins. Everything from swapping chihuahuas to unlocked doors and running taps, and even some cement toothpaste.

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Darren and Joe offer their sincere apologies to anyone affected by the poor time management that meant the episode was late this week, and if Darren’s DMs are anything to go by, there were lots of you impacted. Unsurprisingly, Joe gets a lot of blame.

They consider some iconic male beauty trends like spiky hair and frosted tips and Joe reveals his TV makeup mishap.

Darren turns down the chance at an Oscar over his fear of Joe’s scooter and there’s an argument about the definition of a couple.

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Darren has major boiler disasters and it’s led him to the world of cold showers, which has opened up a route to becoming a wellness influencer.

Joe treats us to some very dad accents and even worse reality TV, and speaking of reality TV, Joe can’t seem to get off First Dates Ireland.

In the latest update on Joe’s dinosaur, we receive a potentially lucrative offer to take it off his hands. – and he recounts some more adventures at Dublin port as the piss-takers emerge to mock his dinosaur conundrum.

There’s a strange segue into the crossover world of bucket bongs, insanity workouts and baths.

We hear about Darren getting a ferocious football in the face from Wes Brown, and we return to Darren’s obsession with football player cards.

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