Épisodes

  • Ep 10 - Baby Goats Only
    Feb 16 2025

    Margaret has been through a break-up, and AJ has the answer. What could be better than a watch of the Buzzfeed movie - EXMAS. Could a new tradition be forming? Let us hope not.

    Nevertheless they are here to dissect fruity orgies, THICK butter and our new rizz king - Brady.

    It is also the introduction of an electrifying new segment: Bin Chat.

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    1 h et 2 min
  • Ep 9 - It's Jaws, but the Shark is Santa
    Feb 9 2025

    The depraved depths of the Christmas canon have begun to make themselves known, as Margaret and AJ have stumbled across a movie called Santa Jaws. A movie that at the very least can say it delivers on what it promises. And so too our brave hosts will deliver on investigating this newly discovered relic for you.

    Together they query if the shark is a lesbian, if elves will ever be allowed to just sink beers in peace, and if life is actually better inside the belly of the shark.

    Oh yeah... this one broke them a bit.

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    1 h et 12 min
  • Ep 8 - Dead Wife Energy
    Feb 2 2025

    Can Christmas defeat racism?

    An ambitious question that Billy Ray Cyrus is attempting to solve in CHRISTMAS IN CANAAN with... mixed results.

    Weaving through latent bisexuality, bicycle-related misogyny, the thirstiest sister and of course... country music. Margaret and AJ attempt to find out if Billy Ray is right and if we really will... get by somehow.

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    58 min
  • Ep 7 - This is Art
    Jan 27 2025

    Persistence is already paying off.

    Picking a last minute movie at random has led Margaret and AJ to THE DRONE THAT SAVED CHRISTMAS... and what a film.

    CGI set dressing? Check. A roaming fetus? Check. A soundtrack by JQ the Legend? Check.

    Rudolfo the Magic Fingers?

    Check Check CHECK!

    An experience that has to be seen to be believed, this masterpiece has it all. Including a shocking revelation about Australia that will change our standing in the world... forever...

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    56 min
  • Ep 6 - A Mum I'd Like to Magic
    Jan 20 2025

    The decisions are arguably getting worse, as a hungover Margaret and AJ take on an early morning watch of A MOM FOR CHRISTMAS, as the blinding grin of the late great Olivia Newtown John stares deep into their haunted souls.

    Narrowly surviving an assault by synthesizer, our hosts try to unpack the complex lore of mannequins in this movie and comfort each other after witnessing a truly surprising and horrific fate for jolly old Saint Nick.

    They are also ready to provide a little taste of their own moving Christmas movie...

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    1 h et 4 min
  • Ep 5 - Threesomes, or the Lack Thereof
    Jan 12 2025

    In an attempt to balance out their previously somewhat unsophisticated watches, Margaret and AJ overshoot their mark with the 1969 French New Wave film, MY NIGHT AT MAUD'S, A Christmas movie about Maths and Ethics.

    A thrilling offer from unquestionably the most committed Christmas director so far, venturing through sexually repressed Frenchmen, ghost cucks and unnecessarily long bugle solos.

    AJ also imparts a dark revelation about a beloved breakfast cereal, that will shock you to the core.

    Best enjoyed Solo

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    59 min
  • Ep 4 - Trampoline Blocked Trauma Memory
    Jan 5 2025

    Margaret and AJ decide to have some camaraderie with some white ladies in A BAD MOMS CHRISTMAS, an unnecessary Christmas sequel to a non-Christmas film that AJ has never seen and Margaret has oddly seen multiple times...

    A girthy Santa, shameless advertising and a fallen acting protege make up a viewing this week that has brought out a new energy in Margaret. An energy that has made AJ deeply uncomfortable.

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    1 h et 4 min
  • Ep 3 - The Sperm of the Good Germans
    Dec 29 2024

    Well we didn't think we'd be diving into Nazi Incest Elves as early as episode 3 but here we are.

    'Elves', a baffling 1989 horror movie, offers us... well exactly what's written above, along with state of the art budget animatronics and a Santa that Hulk Hogan wishes he could've been.

    But to be honest, we're just happy to be watching what feels like a passion project, even if it is riddled with incest.

    Merry Christmas

    TW: This film obviously contains some pretty dicey and unpleasant stuff, and that's without mentioning the gruesome murders, SA and cat drowning. We'd say tread lightly heading into any Christmas film, but for this one just an extra heads up.

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    1 h et 3 min