A client—who boasts he has an American Express card, has read Playboy, and has told all the right lies to woo women—asks the Blue Moon Detective Agency to find him the perfect wife, thereby hiring the two most ill-equipped people in matters of relationships to secure him romantic bliss. Within moments Maddie and David are disagreeing on what a "perfect" partner means, each choosing someone who fits their particular tastes, levels of maturity, and idea of 80s hot. But it turns out their client doesn’t want someone. They just want some body. And so soon we're flying off to Connecticut, crashing funerals, and racing wheelchairs in an episode that proves the ideal person is out there so long as you don't feel like you have to kill everybody.
As always, this episode is brought to you by Zini's Italian Restaurant.
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