When the Turner family gathers for the first night of Hanukkah, Dad turns the holiday into a whirlwind of dreidel challenges, bizarre latke experiments, and an epic retelling of the "Ninth Night of Hanukkah." Complete with his raccoon assistant, Rocky, by his side, Dad’s antics make the evening as unforgettable as it is cringe-worthy. Will the kids survive the chaos—or secretly love every second of it?

When freshly baked blueberry muffins (don't) vanish from the Turner family kitchen, Dad springs into action as "Detective Dad," determined to solve the case. With his raccoon assistant, Rocky, by his side and a hilariously elaborate plan involving decoy muffins and string traps, the investigation spirals into chaos. As Ellie and Jake roll their eyes at Dad's over-the-top antics, the real culprit is revealed in a laugh-out-loud twist. Can Detective Dad crack the case and bring justice to the muffins—or will Rocky’s mischievous streak get the better of him? Find out in this sweet and cringeworthy adventure from The Lame Dad Chronicles!

It’s Christmas morning, and Dad has planned a Turner Family Christmas Spectacular, complete with a Twelve Days of Christmas relay, experimental pancakes, and a strict present-opening protocol. While Ellie and Jake cringe their way through the morning, they can’t deny that Dad’s antics bring a lot of laughs—and maybe even a little holiday magic.

When Dad discovers a single, lonely sock in the laundry, it can only mean one thing: a mystery! Armed with his trusty magnifying glass, a Sherlock Holmes hat, and boundless enthusiasm, Dad is determined to track down the sock's missing partner. But as Ellie and Jake reluctantly follow along, what starts as a wild goose chase turns into an unexpected encounter with a clever—and furry—culprit.

Packed with laughs, twists, and the debut of Dad's new partner, Rocky the raccoon, The Case of the Missing Sock proves that even the smallest mysteries can lead to the biggest adventures.

Perfect for fans of fun-filled family hijinks, this story will have readers rolling their eyes, cracking up, and maybe even checking behind their own dryers for surprises!