Imagine your entire life governed by a test...AND your best friend! We imagine just that. For...perhaps far too long.

After a series of quiz related talk, we discuss some fun facts and our pal Pablo Escobar's penchant for animals.

Ladies, here's some free advice - show more skin.

Mr.X talks about his love of sealions and seals.

Astronaut ice-cream rules, a Mr.X who wears a monster energy hat rules and a not too terrible Valentines Day.

AND the best ticket machine that is available at Chuck E' Cheese's.

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It's the MACKY RAT PODCAST! We talk about the Super Bowl...even though Kaleb didn't watch it. We'll, you did though! So, we mostly talk about the Super Bowl Halftime show! Mostly, Twitter and Bluesky commentary - which was insane. OUR ideas for the show and then Kanye West's amazing commercial.

It's Valentines Day! Do you have any plans? Mr.X and Kaleb DO NOT! We talk about what Mr.X will do...but...only after Kaleb leaves momentarily to defend his home.

Mr.X went to a kid's party and his rude wife Vanassa was rude.

We talk some fact talk...including an incredibly unsettling fact about slavery - hilarious...

Mr.X tries to wean his family off sugar and the two reminisce on the last time they saw each other.

Is it a funny ep? I think so. ENJOY!

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This episode...we eventually do a close analysis of the movie MOON. A movie we enjoy.

Sort of...anyways, this episode we talk movies - MOON.

We also briefly talk about Trumps forest he wants to make, and David Lynch stops by for a moment...despite being dead. Which he mentions frequently.

Thank you.

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THS IS THE MACKY RAT PODCAST!

Due to the horrible tragedy that befell America this week...we really don't have any podcast topics.

SO, we differed to A.I. to help us. It led to a woefully heartless and joyless episode. But we got through it none the less.

We start with Deep Sikh - an Indian AI. Kaleb explains to us the current climate of AI - and it will make us obsolete within the year.

Mr.X provides some free financial advice. Spiderman 2 sucks - we talk about the WOKE elements of it. We also help women save money by scamming Sephora.

Mr.X and Kaleb try to remember the last thing we bought.

Mr.Beast still wants to buy Tiktok...for some reason.

We discover why the episode is so souleless - AI!!! We will NEVER USE AI AGAIN!

MineCraft the movie...we dont have much to say about it.

All in all - a pretty good show!

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It's TIME ... for another episode of our quality, comedy podcast!

We do our best to captivate future listeners by taking a hard stance on a controversial topic. We talk about movies with an outing into movie PLOT twists! With the fan favorite film - Fight Club. And we have a plot twist that we invented that will BLOW YOUR MIND! We also talk about Chinese fight club!

Kaleb wows us with his fun facts. We also learn that Kaleb had no knowledge before his Fun Fact Calander, and he goes and gets an eye exam twice a year. Mr.X also talks about his watch briefly...for some reason.

Mr.X is sick, and Kaleb has nothing going on. We talk about the inauguration highlight - TRUMPS SWORD!

We also have Elon Musk on to talk about his inauguration gaff.

Finally...Post Malone is back...with an Oreo. We pledge to try them.

It's a fun filled episode!

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Another fun episode of our comedy podcast!

This week ... Tik Tok is DEAD! Why? And HOW?! We'll explain...not before talking about Ke$ha, Everyone Loves Raymond and Paul Blart.

Don't worry - Redpocket will replace it.

The Presidental Inauguration will take place soon...what is that? Kaleb will explain! Mr.X will explain why Hamilton sucks.

Biden now wears a helmet wherever he goes and loves King of Fighters games by SNK.

Sly Stallone drops by again.

Kaleb kills it with his Fun Facts corner...like a Volcano of interesting information. Mr.X has his own fun fact!

And we talk our pal David Lynch a little.

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In this episode of the "Mackey Rat Podcast," the hosts delve into the recent wildfires in Los Angeles, specifically the Palisades and Eaton fires. The main host, Mr. X, pledges to drive into the Palisades fire and kill himself if the episode doesn't receive at least 20 views, setting a darkly humorous tone for the discussion. They humorously suggest that the only people who will hear the truth about the fires is a comedy podcast that no one listens to.

They discuss conspiracy theories and rumors surrounding the fires, including a controversial short from The Daily Show suggesting climate change as the cause, which the hosts refute. Mr. X and the cohost, Caleb, debate whether diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) initiatives or reduced firefighting budgets contributed to the fires, ultimately attributing the severity of the fires to a buildup of underbrush following unusually heavy rains the previous year.

The conversation also touches on Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass's absence in Africa during the fires and her alleged reduction of the firefighting budget, which they later clarify was not the case. They criticize the mainstream media's coverage and highlight the impact of the fires on residents, including a story about someone they knew whose house burned down.

Sylvester Stallone also makes an appearance, upset that his idea for Rocky 7 was rejected. He wanted Rocky to come out of retirement at nearly 90 years old and fight an influencer, and also to wear a turtle skin suit.

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On this episode of our LOVELY Comedy Podcast!

We start off 2025 with a bang with a very funny episode!

Kaleb has a calendar that tells facts. Wow...We have our Asia News segment with their new terrifying crime stopping ball! With the creator on the show as a guest! After talking about our favorite comedian - Gabrielle Iglesias. Luigi Mangione comes up in our conversation again for some reason. And shout out to the show The Doctors.

Nate gifted my son a haunted watch that now terrorizes me at night.

Some people still watch porn on their T.V. Shout out to them!

Normal Osborne is now BLACK! What could that mean for Spiderman? We'll let you know what WE'D like to see!

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