The podcast for people who love to talk hockey but have no clue what they're actually talking about.

For lucky number 13, the girlies are girlie-ing! Find out what Goalie Girlies are made of. Find out how the girls feel about palm trees and buffalo wings. Find out what counts as goaltender interference. And find out what big moves are being made around the NHL.

In the meantime, pray for your favorite coaches and players, because shit is about to get dramatic as we get closer to trade season. We love you, Socialites!

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The podcast for people who love to talk hockey but have no clue what they're actually talking about.

This week at the Club, the girls talk about Auston Matthews gaslight gatekeep girlbossing all over the place, and Charlotte admits she was wrong for once in her life. Nichole is heartbroken over a goalie trade, and both girls get really into PWHL opening weekend. Fair warning: this is a learning heavy ep. Do listen if you love women’s hockey and/or the $$$ behind NHL players. Don’t listen if you’re the worst. We love you, Socialites!

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The podcast for people who love to talk hockey but have no clue what they're actually talking about.

To celebrate the Rinkside Social Club reaching 1,000 followers on Instagram, the girls drink glitter and thank their millions of adoring fans. But seriously, we live laugh love you guys!

And that’s just one tragically millennial reference you can cringe through while they chat PWHL fantasy leagues, correlation between captains and astrology, coaching drama around the league and sending CareBear vibes to Ovi. Oh and Charlotte teaches us how to explain offside, while Nichole teaches us how to use spelling as a weapon.

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The podcast for people who love to talk hockey but have no clue what they're actually talking about.

The girls learn an important lesson about being funny, but not funny enough to burn at the stake. They sample a Maple Leaf with no maple, talk PWHL, talk trade rumors and record breakers, and learn all about equipment managers and how a goalie kit costs the same as their salary.

New fan fic concept alert: The Secret Society of Equipment Managers.

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The podcast for people who love to talk hockey but have no clue what they're actually talking about.

Somewhere amidst the sheer chaos of this week’s meeting, the girls share a new cocktail recipe and support everyone being shamelessly obsessed with whatever they love. Charlotte's not a classically trained runner, and Nichole may or may not be manifesting a Tonya Harding-esque plot on behalf of her favorite Calder Trophy candidate. But most importantly, a new rivalry is solidified with the upcoming PWHL season (for the good of their friendship), and it turns out girls who play hockey are both really hot and really cool.

Now everyone thank the PWHL marketing teams for doing the Lord's work out there this past week. We love you, Socialites!

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The podcast for people who love to talk hockey but have no clue what they're talking about.

At this week’s Club meeting, find out just how powerful the girls can be when it comes to manifesting hockey things, hear Charlotte’s new conspiracy theory about how the Leafs are responsible for the downfall of hockey in Canada, get absolutely outraged over the state of women’s merch in the NHL, and find out how to order your copy of Chicken Soup for the Ref’s Soul.

You know, just the important things, because it’s busy season, Socialites!

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The podcast for people who love to talk hockey but have no clue what they're talking about.

This week, get to know the girls a little better, but not too much, plan a PWHL stadium tour of North America, root for the underdogs, root for fighting in hockey, and even though this isn't a Dallas Stars podcast, obsess over the Finnish mafia playing tour guides this week in Finland for the NHL Global Series.

Oh and never ever forget, Ducks fly together, baby.

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The podcast for people who love to talk hockey but have no clue what they're talking about.

Nichole has anxiety about accidentally objectifying her hot sister in law, before proceeding to shamelessly objectify roughly all of the players in the NHL. Charlotte shares her new hockey conspiracy theory with the class, along with her handwritten murder board notes. They get over the Utah Hockey Club and under the Anaheim Ducks, and the girls form a new rivalry - goalie girlies vs. captain girlies. Because blondes vs. brunettes is so tired.

Follow the club on Instagram to keep up with the latest hockey gossip, learn some stuff, and get a peek of Charlotte’s Crazy/Hot/Captain plot chart? graph? thingy? I’m not a mathematician.