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  • S4E10 Cartoon Crush Confessions and Pooh's Profound Parables FINAL MIX & MASTER
    Jan 23 2025
    Ever found yourself inexplicably drawn to an animated lioness or a buffoonish cartoon villain? Join Cat, Koji, and Dwayne as they hilariously confess their cartoon crushes and what they might reveal about our twisted psyches. Meanwhile, they unravel the mental health allegories of Winnie the Pooh, proving that even honey-loving bears have their quirks. Special guest Adam Yanzer chimes in with tales of wildfire survival, blending heartfelt stories with absurd diagnoses for our beloved childhood characters. Toss in some bizarre safety tips inspired by notorious criminals, and you've got a podcast episode that's as unpredictable as Tigger on a sugar rush!

    ABOUT OUR GUEST
    Adam Yenser is a comedian and Emmy-winning writer. For ten years he wrote for The Ellen DeGeneres Show where he starred in the segments “Kevin the Cashier” and “Adam Investigates.” He has appeared on Conan, FOX Laughs, and Gutfeld!, was a freelance contributor to SNL’s Weekend Update, has written for The Oscars, and co-produced the web series “Laugh Lessons with Kevin Nealon.” Adam mixes sharp observational humor with a unique take on politics and has had sketches featured by Daily Wire and The Babylon Bee. He cohosts the Babylon Bee podcast as well as his own satirical YouTube show, The Cancelled

    RESEARCH
    We do most of our research online… because why not? Here are the links we quoted from or used for background or inspiration.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winnie-the-Pooh

    https://www.merriamwebster.com/dictionary/allegory#:~:text=Allegory%20is%20the%20expression%20of,forms%20as%20fable%20and%20parable.

    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC80580/#:~:text=Pooh's%20perseveration%20on%20food%20and,as%20having%20Very%20Little%20Brain.

    ABOUT US
    What are "they" not telling us? We'll find out, figure out, and, when all else fails, make up the missing pieces to some of the most scandalous, unexplained phenomena, and true crime affecting our world today. Join comedian Dwayne Perkins, writer Koji Steven Sakai, and comedian/actor/writer Cat Alvarado on The Unofficial Official Story Podcast every month, and by the end of each episode, we'll tell you what's really...maybe...happening.

    Website: http://unofficialofficialstory.com/

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/theunofficialofficialstorypod/

    X: https://twitter.com/TheUnofOfStory

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unoffoffstorypodcast

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxGCoSTC0bmTk5GVFHP4l3w

    CREDITS The intro and outro song was created by Brian "Deep" Watters. You can hear his music at https://soundcloud.com/deepwatters.

    Written by Aidan Fierro

    Hosts: Cat Alvarado, Dwayne Perkins, and Koji Steven Sakai

    Edited and Produced by Koji Steven Sakai
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    46 min
  • S4E9 Stephen King John Lennon and the Law A Comedic Conspiracy Adventure with Seth Lawrence
    Dec 19 2024
    Join us on a hilariously twisted journey as former corporate attorney turned comedian Seth Lawrence takes the stand-up stage to explore the zany intersections of law, laughter, and celebrity conspiracies. From uncovering the "bear necessities" of safety advice gone hilariously wrong to debating whether Stephen King is a secret assassin, this episode serves up a hearty mix of logic and lunacy. Dive into tales of celebrity deaths, wild conspiracies, and the humor of debating with a lawyer who knows his punchlines as well as his legal lines. Whether you're a conspiracy buff or just need a good laugh, Seth's anecdotes promise to keep you entertained.ABOUT OUR GUESTSeth Lawrence comes from a loving family in Orem, Utah. He went to law school and worked as an attorney in North Carolina. He is married with four kids. So, how did he end up in stand-up comedy? Funny story...In 2018, Seth was a finalist in the US Comedy Contest. In 2021, he worked as a host for the World Series of Comedy, performing in clubs all over the country. You can hear him on SiriusXM Radio on Family USA and Jeff & Larry's Comedy Roundup, if you're lucky. Seth also recorded a Dry Bar special called "Ready or Not" that is currently available on drybarcomedy.com and on the Dry Bar Comedy app.Seth has a podcast (surprised?) Called Self Help Yourself. He reviews self-help books and gives some updates on good news in the world in a segment called "Seven Minutes in Heaven." Find it everywhere you get your podcasts.RESEARCH We do most of our research online… because why not? Here are the links we quoted from or used for background or inspiration.https://lennonmurdertruth.com/https://medium.com/weird-shit/stephen-king-killed-john-lennon-44d329ea050c http://talkstephenking.blogspot.com/2010/01/king-on-jd-salinger.htmlhttps://faroutmagazine.co.uk/john-lennon-beatles-stephen-king-inspiration-the-shining-instant-karma/https://nymag.com/news/features/conspiracy-theories/stephen-king-john-lennon/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8371155/John-Lennons-photo-sighting-seen-killer-Enhanced-images-insight-murder.htmlABOUT USWhat are "they" not telling us? We'll find out, figure out, and, when all else fails, make up the missing pieces to some of the most scandalous, unexplained phenomena, and true crime affecting our world today. Join comedian Dwayne Perkins, writer Koji Steven Sakai, and comedian/actor/writer Cat Alvarado on The Unofficial Official Story Podcast every month, and by the end of each episode, we'll tell you what's really...maybe...happening. Website: http://unofficialofficialstory.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/theunofficialofficialstorypod/X: https://twitter.com/TheUnofOfStoryTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unoffoffstorypodcastYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxGCoSTC0bmTk5GVFHP4l3wCREDITSThe intro and outro song was created by Brian "Deep" Watters. You can hear his music at https://soundcloud.com/deepwatters.Written by Lexie McMillenHosts: Cat Alvarado, Dwayne Perkins, and Koji Steven SakaiEdited and Produced by Koji Steven Sakai
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    50 min
  • S4E8 Was Travis Scott's Astroworld Festival a Blood Sacrifice
    Nov 21 2024
    In this laugh-out-loud podcast episode, listeners are whisked away on a whimsical adventure through the vibrant world of music festivals and society's most amusing misunderstandings. From the legendary mud-filled Woodstock escapades to the gloriously chaotic disaster known as the Fyre Festival, the hosts hilariously dissect the cultural significance and share side-splitting tales tied to these infamous events. They dive into the peculiar customs of the Chung Chow Bun Festival in Hong Kong, where people apparently compete to see who can pile up the most buns—because who wouldn't want to be crowned the Bun King? They also explore the absurdity of celebrity conspiracy theories, poking fun at the idea that Travis Scott and Taylor Swift might actually be lizard people from outer space. The episode doesn't shy away from poking fun at the excessive use of satanic imagery in music, examining its shock factor and unraveling society's bizarre misconceptions about Satanism. Spoiler alert: The Satanic Temple is actually more about kindness and less about, well, goat sacrifices. Through a blend of humor, music history, and mind-bending discussions, this episode offers a light-hearted yet hilariously insightful look at pop culture and the quirkiest nooks of societal beliefs.Please note that Dwayne Perkins wasn’t able to join us and we asked guest Jonesy to fill in for the month.ABOUT OUR GUEST HOST Jonesy is a standup comedian and actor and has been on Gotham and Drunk History. He is also the host of Weird AF News podcast and Comedians React.RESEARCHWe do most of our research online… because why not? Here are the links we quoted from or used for background or inspiration.https://newlinesmag.com/spotlight/no-utopia-in-dystopia-the-crazy-story-behind-egypt-canceling-the-travis-scott-concert/https://jurnal.ahmar.id/index.php/daengku/article/download/1059/696https://www.thebloodproject.com/a-history-of-african-blood-rituals/https://www.lynnloheide.com/post/holy-blood-scarification-and-blood-ritual-in-the-christian-and-catholic-churcheshttps://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/astroworld-satan-demonic-conspiracy-theory-1254878/https://biblehubverse.com/is-travis-scott-a-christian/https://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/astroworld-festival-timeline-tragedy-unfolded/story?id=81036039https://www.newsweek.com/travis-scott-satanic-festival-blood-sacrifice-conspiracy-theory-tragedy-astroworld-1646834https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UK2BQniWWm8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8sbNkKr0hUABOUT USWhat are "they" not telling us? We'll find out, figure out, and, when all else fails, make up the missing pieces to some of the most scandalous, unexplained phenomena, and true crime affecting our world today. Join comedian Dwayne Perkins, writer Koji Steven Sakai, and comedian/actor/writer Cat Alvarado on The Unofficial Official Story Podcast every month, and by the end of each episode, we'll tell you what's really...maybe...happening. Website: http://unofficialofficialstory.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/theunofficialofficialstorypod/X: https://twitter.com/TheUnofOfStoryTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unoffoffstorypodcastYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxGCoSTC0bmTk5GVFHP4l3wCREDITS The intro and outro song was created by Brian "Deep" Watters. You can hear his music at https://soundcloud.com/deepwatters.Written by Lexie McMillenHosts: Cat Alvarado, Dwayne Perkins, and Koji Steven SakaiEdited and Produced by Koji Steven Sakai
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    52 min
  • S4E7 Where did the vanishing hotel go with Jonesy
    Oct 17 2024
    Hosts Dwayne Perkins, Koji Steven Sakai, and Cat Alvardo, along with guest Jonesy, embark on a riotous romp through the wacky world of time travel. Imagine redoing that awkward middle school dance or sneaking a peek at Cleopatra’s skincare routine! From pondering personal do-overs and witnessing history's bloopers to unraveling mysterious time slips and debating whether the Mandela Effect is just a fancy term for collective forgetfulness, this episode is a laugh-a-minute journey. You'll chuckle at the story of two couples who accidentally checked into an antiquated French hotel and thought they'd time-traveled because there were no croissants for breakfast. Plus, the hilarious idea of using time travel to corner the market on ancient Roman sandals or bet on dodo races is sure to tickle your funny bone. With humor and cheeky insights, this episode is a delightful rollercoaster through history’s greatest mysteries and blunders.

    ABOUT OUR GUEST
    Standup comedian seen on Gotham, Drunk History. Host of Weird AF News podcast and Comedians React.

    RESEARCH
    We do most of our research online… because why not? Here are the links we quoted from or used for background or inspiration.

    https://www.misfitsandmysteries.com/post/did-this-couple-experience-a-time-slip-or-just-stay-at-a-sh-ty-motel

    https://crberryauthor.com/2016/02/18/the-hotel-that-slipped-forwards-in-time-then-back-again/

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13499373/Whats-REALLY-happening-people-suddenly-travel-time-time-slip-phenomenon-experienced-floods-Mail-readers-paranormal-expert-explanation.html

    ABOUT US
    What are "they" not telling us? We'll find out, figure out, and, when all else fails, make up the missing pieces to some of the most scandalous, unexplained phenomena, and true crime affecting our world today. Join comedian Dwayne Perkins, writer Koji Steven Sakai, and comedian/actor/writer Cat Alvarado on The Unofficial Official Story Podcast every month, and by the end of each episode, we'll tell you what's really...maybe...happening.

    Website: http://unofficialofficialstory.com/

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/theunofficialofficialstorypod/

    X: https://twitter.com/TheUnofOfStory

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unoffoffstorypodcast

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxGCoSTC0bmTk5GVFHP4l3w

    CREDITS
    The intro and outro song was created by Brian "Deep" Watters. You can hear his music at https://soundcloud.com/deepwatters.

    Written by Koji Steven Sakai

    Hosts: Cat Alvarado, Dwayne Perkins, and Koji Steven Sakai

    Edited and Produced by Koji Steven Sakai
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    51 min
  • S4E6 - Did aliens visit Zimbabwe to tell children the world was ending with David Kau
    Sep 19 2024
    In this episode, we dive into the captivating world of alien encounters through the unique lens of South African culture, guided by the insightful and entertaining comedian David Kau. A celebrated stand-up comic and filmmaker, David shares his experiences growing up in South Africa, exploring the nuanced distinctions between being "colored" and "mixed," and how these identities shape cultural narratives around extraterrestrial phenomena. We revisit the extraordinary 1994 UFO sighting at Ariel School in Zimbabwe, where 60 children claimed to have witnessed an alien landing, sparking discussions on why aliens might target young, impressionable minds in resource-rich Africa. The episode is rich with personal anecdotes, from childhood musings about aliens to the impact of cultural beliefs on the plausibility of such encounters. Join us as we also speculate on the messages aliens might have for future leaders, the role of influential South Africans like Elon Musk, and delve into broader socio-political contexts, all while enjoying the humor and wit that David brings to the table.

    Apologize for the not so great sound quality. It was recorded on Zoom.

    ABOUT OUR GUEST
    South African comedian David Kau is synonymous with many firsts. This Kroonstad-born comic began his career as the first black stand-up comedian in the 1998 Smirnoff International Comedy Festival in Cape Town. In addition to his comedy, he has produced countless movies and television shows.

    RESEARCH
    We do most of our research online… because why not? Here are the links we quoted from or used for background or inspiration.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ariel_School_UFO_incident

    https://www.bbc.com/news/av/stories-57749238

    https://allthatsinteresting.com/ariel-school-phenomenon

    https://www.vice.com/en/article/pkamvv/encounters-netflix-zimbabwe-ufo-sighting

    ABOUT US
    What are "they" not telling us? We'll find out, figure out, and, when all else fails, make up the missing pieces to some of the most scandalous, unexplained phenomena, and true crime affecting our world today. Join comedian Dwayne Perkins, writer Koji Steven Sakai, and comedian/actor/writer Cat Alvarado on The Unofficial Official Story Podcast every month, and by the end of each episode, we'll tell you what's really...maybe...happening.

    Website: http://unofficialofficialstory.com/

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/theunofficialofficialstorypod/

    X: https://twitter.com/TheUnofOfStory

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unoffoffstorypodcast

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxGCoSTC0bmTk5GVFHP4l3w

    CREDITS
    The intro and outro song was created by Brian "Deep" Watters. You can hear his music at https://soundcloud.com/deepwatters.

    Written by Koji Steven Sakai

    Hosts: Cat Alvarado, Dwayne Perkins, and Koji Steven Sakai

    Edited and Produced by Koji Steven Sakai

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    47 min
  • S4E5 - Does Bill Gates want to control the population
    Aug 15 2024
    Comedian Aaron Marsh joins the hosts for an entertaining yet introspective conversation. It begins with humorous strategies for world domination, like becoming a cult leader and manipulating the masses through cosmetic surgery and 24-hour news channels. Aaron then discusses how his podcast "Putting Up with Aaron Michael Marsh" has become a therapeutic outlet for his codependency and personal growth. The episode also examines the effects of childhood trauma on adult relationships, emphasizing self-awareness. Adding humor, they explore conspiracy theories about Bill Gates, such as brain chips and fluoride blocking the pineal gland, and delve into the ethics of his philanthropy, declining birth rates, and aging populations.Please consider supporting us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/unofficialofficialstoryABOUT OUR GUEST Aaron is a stand-up comedian and a podcast host. He hosts the show "Putting Up with Aaron Michael Marsh."RESEARCH We do most of our research online… because why not? Here are the links we quoted from or used for background or inspiration.https://tagvault.org/blog/how-did-bill-gates-start-microsoft/#The_Early_Years_of_Microsofthttps://www.thestreet.com/personalities/bill-gates-net-worth-exactly-how-much-of-his-wealth-has-he-given-awayhttps://www.snopes.com/fact-check/bill-gates-vaccinations-depopulation/https://www.ccn.com/is-bill-gates-really-the-great-guy-you-think-he-is/https://www.ccn.com/bill-gates-conspiracy-theorists-might-not-be-as-crazy-as-you-think/https://wakeupsheeple.net/bill-gates-is-pure-evil/https://corbettreport.com/exposebillgates/ And we watched this video:https://wakeupsheeple.net/bill-gates-is-pure-evil/ABOUT USWhat are "they" not telling us? We'll find out, figure out, and, when all else fails, make up the missing pieces to some of the most scandalous, unexplained phenomena, and true crime affecting our world today. Join comedian Dwayne Perkins, writer Koji Steven Sakai, and comedian/actor/writer Cat Alvarado on The Unofficial Official Story Podcast every month, and by the end of each episode, we'll tell you what's really...maybe...happening. Website: http://unofficialofficialstory.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/theunofficialofficialstorypod/X: https://twitter.com/TheUnofOfStoryTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unoffoffstorypodcastYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxGCoSTC0bmTk5GVFHP4l3wCREDITSThe intro and outro song was created by Brian "Deep" Watters. You can hear his music at https://soundcloud.com/deepwatters.Written by Violet Chen Hosts: Cat Alvarado, Dwayne Perkins, and Koji Steven SakaiEdited and Produced by Koji Steven Sakai
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    56 min
  • S4E4 - Octopuses are aliens with Ben Gleib
    Jul 18 2024
    Join comedian and actor Ben Gleib on a wild and whimsical adventure through the animal kingdom and the bizarre world of conspiracy theories in this hilarious podcast episode. From debating animal alter-egos and sharing outrageous anecdotes about sedated lions at the San Diego Wildlife Park, to delving into some of the wackiest conspiracy theories, including the notion that octopuses are aliens, Ben brings his signature humor and thought-provoking insights. The episode also explores octopus intelligence, their advanced nervous systems, and unique abilities, blending comedy with biology and imaginative theories. Along the way, Ben shares personal experiences with online hate and offers advice on handling negativity. Don't miss this rollercoaster of laughter, science, and speculative fiction that promises to keep you hooked from start to finish.Please consider supporting us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/unofficialofficialstoryABOUT OUR GUESTBen Gleib’s one of the lead anchors on The Young Turks. You may have seen his acclaimed stand up specials The Mad King and Neurotic Gangster. He's the host of the Emmy nominated brainteaser game show Idiotest that you might have seen on Netflix or currently on Game Show Central, and for seven years he was one of the stars of Chelsea Lately with Chelsea Handler. He's done over 400 episodes of TV and his online views are now over half a billion.RESEARCHWe do most of our research online… because why not? Here are the links we quoted from or used for background or inspiration.https://octopus.org.nz/content/dna-proves-octopuses-are-aliens https://blog.padi.com/facts-about-octopuses-that-prove-theyre-aliens/https://cordis.europa.eu/article/id/123479-trending-science-do-octopuses-come-from-outer-spacehttps://www.opb.org/article/2022/03/29/want-to-study-how-aliens-might-think-look-to-the-octopus/https://www.quora.com/What-s-your-theory-on-octopuses-being-alienshttps://www.theguardian.com/environment/2023/jul/03/not-so-alien-biologist-busts-myths-and-explores-enigma-of-the-octopushttps://www.reddit.com/r/EverythingScience/comments/11f90br/the_first_observations_of_octopus_brain_waves/And we all read/listened to this episode on NPR: https://www.npr.org/2022/03/30/1089748972/what-octopus-minds-may-tell-us-about-aliensABOUT USWhat are "they" not telling us? We'll find out, figure out, and, when all else fails, make up the missing pieces to some of the most scandalous , unexplained phenomena, and true crime affecting our world today. Join comedian Dwayne Perkins, writer Koji Steven Sakai, and comedian/actor/writer Cat Alvarado on The Unofficial Official Story Podcast every month, and by the end of each episode, we'll tell you what's really...maybe...happening. Website: http://unofficialofficialstory.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/theunofficialofficialstorypod/X: https://twitter.com/TheUnofOfStoryTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unoffoffstorypodcastYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxGCoSTC0bmTk5GVFHP4l3wCREDITSThe intro and outro song was created by Brian "Deep" Watters. You can hear his music at https://soundcloud.com/deepwatters.Written by Koji Steven SakaiHosts: Cat Alvarado, Dwayne Perkins, and Koji Steven SakaiEdited and Produced by Koji Steven Sakai
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    1 h
  • S4 E4 - Sorry For The Interruption
    Jul 5 2024
    The unofficial official story has been nominated for an award at Podcast Awards.com.

    Please help us and vote for the show. All you have to do is go to Podcast Awards dot com. Hit the “Click Here to Vote” button. Then register. From there, go to the comedy category and vote for the Unofficial Official story.

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    1 min