🎶 It's so haaaaard to say goodbyyyyyye to Mrs. Selviiiiiiiiig. 🎶

Grab your over-baked Lavendar cookies and a cup of lukewarm herbal tea so you can join our Refined Hosts Rodnesha Green and Kali Thomas, as we raise a glass and say farewell to the Cooky-est, Snoopy-est lady on the block!

We'll also check in with our Outtie friends and see how they are faring in the aftermath of the OTC . Irving plays "Telephone" while Dylan searches for a new "9 to 5". Mark tries to convince Devon to "Let it Be", while Helena suffers her father's wrath, but does everything she can to "Shake It Off.

And, fresh off a promotion, Milchick sadly spends his days off "Chasing Pavements".

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Theme song: “The Devil’s Piano” by Audio Hertz

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🔥 AFTER 2 LONG YEARS, SEVERANCE IS BACK BABY! 🔥

Your Refined Hosts, Kali Thomas and Rodnesha Green, invite you to join them as we dive headfirst into the Season 2 premier, and trust us, a lot at Lumon has changed.

Mark S. finds himself navigating a remodeled Severed floor, new team dynamics, and a surprisingly creepy new orientation video. The MDR crew is scattered—but not for long—as Mark fights to bring back the team we know and love. Along the way, we meet some new faces (hello, Ms. Huang and Mark W.), witness bold acts of rebellion, and dissect the chilling aftermath of the Macrodat Uprising.

Join us for:

✨ Scene-by-scene breakdowns

✨ Spirited banter (and wild theories!)

✨ A thorough investigation into whether Ms. Huang might be scarier than Mr. Milchick 👀

Plus: What’s the deal with those posters? Is Dylan’s belt grudge justified? And is Mark secretly working on… Ms. Casey?!

🎙️ Tune in now!

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Theme song: “The Devil’s Piano” by Audio Hertz

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We're back!! And it's almost as if we never really left!

Kier be praised, the second season of our beloved show is FINALLY on the horizon. And our lovely Lumon Overloards decided to bestow upon your refined hosts, Kali and Rodnesha, GIFTS FROM ABOVE to whet our appetites and help us tame our tempers.

We got not one, but TWO action-packed trailers along with the first 8 minutes of the Season 2 premiere! One might ask how we showed our gratitude for such a visual bounty? Well, we did with it what we do best. Banter, theorize, and fan-girl like crazy!!

Come Join the Celebration!

Invite is BYOM (Bring Your Own Melon).

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Theme song: “The Devil’s Piano” by Audio Hertz

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*pssst* Hey...There’s a secret letter that was secretly dropped in secret, but not really because it was done so on a very public platform, but concerned secret details about secret stuff that happens on the severed floor… secretly.

On this Very Special Episode, our refined hosts Rodnesha and Kali learn a valuable lesson about the importance of getting in touch with one’s inner side… especially when that side is being tormented and begging you to escape!

This episode we dive into the specially released content from Season 1 “The Lexington Letter”, as we make yet another attempt to peel back the layers of this stinky onion called Lumon!

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Theme song: “The Devil’s Piano” by Audio Hertz

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WE DID IT! We made it to the end of the mysterious and important work of Season 1!

Our refined hosts Kali and Rodnesha realize that even though we’ve come a mighty long way… tis a long, winding road ahead that we must endure. The same goes for our heroes Mark, Helly, Dylan and Irving as they “sally forth” into the great unknown beyond the walls of Lumon. Or, as we like to call it, “Innie’s Day Out”!

As Rod and Kali put in work to recount and commend the exciting events of this fateful night, we are reminded by the words of Kier to “Endow in each swing of our ax or swipe of our pen the sum of our affections…”. Which, is easily achieved with a show we’ve come to love so much!

This Episode’s Themes Include: Gal’s at Gala’s, How to Succeed at Book Readings Without Really Trying, The Mystery Box, Caftans on the Move, Is Blood Thicker Than Coffee?, Parking Cars: For Dummies, and IT’S… ALIVE!

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Theme song: “The Devil’s Piano” by Audio Hertz

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Knock-Knock? | Who’s There?

Pen. | Pen Who?

PENULTIMATE EPISODE BABYYYYYY!!!

Our refined hosts have hit the home stretch, as they attempt to answer, once and for all, WHAT THE HECK IS FOR DINNER!?! One thing’s for sure, neither Rodnesha, nor Kali will be requesting the waffles!

This Week’s Episode is Sponsored By: Going Up?, Melon-Dramas & Egg-citing Events, Fired At-Will, It’s a Jail Break, Backyard Book Launch, Ghost Wives and Stoop-Waffles.

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Theme song: “The Devil’s Piano” by Audio Hertz

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♪♪ Come on babe, why don’t we riot now… *bop bop*

DE-FI-ANT JAZZ!!♪♪ We’re gonna raise some hell, and tear the system down… *bop bop*

DE-FI-ANT JAZZ!!

♪♪ Rush the doors, got Graner’s card on lock,

♪♪ To where the melon’s cold and the egg bar’s HOT!

♪♪ Milchick turns up the charm, still Dylan bites his arm.

♪♪ DEFI! ♪ ANT! ♪ JAAAAAZZZZZZ! ♪♪

This Episode’s Themes Include: Dancing Through Life, Fiber and Protein, Smug MoFo’s, What We Do in the Shadows, exit interviews and who let the dogs out.

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Theme song: “The Devil’s Piano” by Audio Hertz

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Ready or not... here we come for another episode!

In this week’s episode our hosts, Kali and Rodnesha, decide to poke around a bit more into the external lives of some of our beloved refiners as they SEEK the truth of what Lumon tries to hide. But most importantly, they unilaterally agree that they need to do is stage a dating intervention for Alexa the Doula. It’s ok to occasionally go for the Bad Boy, but the SAD BOI?? Come one girl, you can do better!

This Episode Brought to You By: A Knuckle Sandwich , Black Out Pregnancies, Walk-In Closets, ANTHEMS, Ships in the Night, A Secret Garden and The C.L.O.W.D (Custodians of Lumon - Overnight Workers Division).

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Theme song: “The Devil’s Piano” by Audio Hertz

Recorded and Edited by Kali Thomas and Rodnesha Green