In this episode, Stuart and Jacob dive into the enchanting world of Disney as they compare the beloved 1950 animated classic "Cinderella" with its 2015 live-action remake. Back to the Disney well once again, eh? They explore the timeless tale of kindness and perseverance, dissecting how the animated version captures the essence of fairy tales while the remake attempts to add depth and context to the characters and story. What does the 2015 film do differently in terms of character agency? How does Lady Tremaine's portrayal evolve in the live-action adaptation? And why does the Fairy Godmother become so terribly annoying?

Also featured in this episode are Jacob's thoughts on some more recent animated fare, when Disney gives far too many notes, wacky cartoon hijinks that don't really land, and just how ornate can Kenneth Branagh be? All this and more on They Remade It!

Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 19:07 - 28:54

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In this episode, Stuart and Jacob do some investigating to compare the iconic 1974 classic "Chinatown" with its 1990 sequel, "The Two Jakes." They explore the masterful storytelling and character depth that made "Chinatown" a defining film of its genre, while dissecting the baffling choices and tonal shifts in its follow-up. How does Jack Nicholson as an actor change over time? What does the sequel reveal about the characters we thought we knew? And why does "The Two Jakes" at times feel more like a parody than a continuation of the original's legacy?

Also featured in this episode are talks about both of the newer superhero movies hitting the theaters, an exploration of costuming and set-dressing, praise for John Huston, and some questionable Nicholson impressions. All this and more on They Remade It!

Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 26:19 - 33:42

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In this episode, Stuart and Jacob embark on a thrilling comparison of the original 1988 miniseries "The Bourne Identity" and the more iconic 2002 film version. They delve into the contrasting storytelling approaches, character development, and the coherence of each film. Which Bourne is a better Bourne? Is Damon's version of the character more unhinged? Are these intelligence agencies any more deranged than how they are in the real world? Tune in to find out!

Also featured in this episode are discussions about the merits of action sequences, a diatribe about 1988's confusing plotlines, a brief mourning of the passing of the late Richard Chamberlain, and some recommendations of spy pictures that got things write. All this and more on They Remade It!

Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 18:14 - 30:18

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In this episode, Stuart and Jacob tackle the highs and lows of the "Fantastic Four" franchise, diving deep into the original 2005 film and its disastrous 2015 reboot. They discuss the charm and campiness of '05, from Chris Evans' great performance as Human Torch to the surprisingly decent practical effects that *mostly* hold up today (some REALLY don't). But they don't shy away from the cringe-worthy moments either, and there are a ton! How old is Michael Chiklis's "Thing" supposed to be in relation to the rest of them? And how badly do the film's writers just want Jessica Alba to be showing skin at all times? They wouldn't get their chance to go all the way there until the sequel! And don't forget the troubled production and mess of a self-serious feature that the 2015 movie turned out to be. Yikes!

Also featured in this episode are Stuart's inexplicable experience with 2006's "A Good Year", Jacob's massive 2025 theater crawl, Robert Downey Jr. as the new Victor von Doom, and discussions on the potential for lesser-known Marvel and DC characters to get their time in the spotlight. All this and more on They Remade It!

Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 31:36 - 38:41

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In this riveting episode, Stuart and Jacob dive into the treacherous waters of "The Most Dangerous Game," comparing the original 1932 classic with its 2022 remake. They explore the differences in acting choices, set design, and how the adaptations of the original short story go about their storytelling. And they just can't help but rip into the 2022 version for its questionable production choices and baffling plot decisions. How do the character arcs differ? Is the villain more menacing in the original or the remake? And what on earth happened to the budget of the newer version? Join the duo as they present the pros and cons (mostly cons) of attempting to tell the story of this timeless tale.

Also featured in this episode are even more thoughts on Scorsese movies in a non-Scorsese episode, and even a surprisingly revelation about the production of the 2022 film! All this and more on They Remade It!

Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 18:06 - 26:11

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In this episode, Stuart and Jacob dive into the gritty underworld of the "French Connection" franchise, comparing the original 1971 classic with its 1975 sequel and the lesser-known 1986 made-for-TV pilot movie, "Popeye Doyle." They explore the evolution of the Jimmy "Popeye" Doyle, portrayed by Gene Hackman, and how his journey shifts from a hard-nosed detective in New York to a fish-out-of-water in France. Is this characterization even right for Hackman? And what of Roy Scheider's character keeping him grounded? What of Hershey's chocolate? But ultimately, what makes the original film a landmark in neo-noir cinema, and how does the sequel falter in its execution? Or do they even care for either of these movies to begin with? And then there's "Popeye Doyle," a film (can we even call it a film?) that raises more questions than it answers.

Also featured in this episode are thoughts on Gene Hackman's diverse career and sad passing, a quiz about his iconic roles, Stuart's thoughts on the recent "Sinners", and a debate on the merits of director's cuts. All this and more on They Remade It!

Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 19:33 - 29:38

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In this "epic" episode, Stuart and Jacob venture into the iconic world of "Conan the Barbarian," comparing the original 1982 Schwarzenegger film with the 2011 Momoa remake. They dissect the themes of revenge, identity, and barbarian culture... oh who are we kidding? They complain about the set dressings and color and acting on display, this isn't necessarily a high-brow show after all. But what makes the original a classic piece of sword and sandals cinema, and how does the remake falter in its execution? THAT is the purpose of this show. All this and more on They Remade It!

Also featured in this episode are thoughts on "Black Bag", discussions on when a story becomes too complicated, ruminations on interesting landscapes versus bland ones, and Gilbert Gottfried as Conan?! All this and more on They Remade It!

Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 24:18 - 34:29

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In this mind-bending episode, Stuart and Jacob explore the narratives of "Abre los ojos" (Open Your Eyes) and its American remake, "Vanilla Sky," starring America's favorite maniac, Tom Cruise. They dissect the themes of reality versus fantasy, identity, and the consequences of wealth as they look at the twin stories of our main characters. How do the character arcs differ between the two films, and what unique elements does each version bring to the table? Is the twist ending more impactful in the original or the remake?Also featured in this episode are ruminations on Michael Mann's "Thief", discussions about how many pop culture references is too many, deliberations on Tom Cruise's acting ability, and Stuart and Jacob construct their own afterlives. All this and more on They Remade It!

Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 10:35 - 15:13

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