In this spine-chilling episode, Stuart and Jacob welcome Stephanie back to the show as they dive into the haunting realms of the undead and compare the iconic 1922 silent film "Nosferatu," directed by F. W. Murnau, with the 2024 Robert Eggers remake. They explore the eerie atmosphere of the original, characterized by its German expressionism and the unsettling performance of Max Schreck, and contrast it with Eggers' modern take, featuring Bill Skarsgård in the titular role. What elements of horror transcend time, and how does each film reflect the societal fears of its era? Can the dreamlike terror of Murnau's vision hold a candle to the nightmarish intensity of Eggers' interpretation? And how does a hundred years of movie-making impact what audiences find scary?

Also featured in this episode are bits on Stephanie's projector horror movie double features, a discussion of Bram Stoker's widow, the importance of soundscape in horror storytelling, and some idiotic fan-casts that'll make your head spin. All this and more on They Remade It!

Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 23:59 - 29:56

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In this horrific start to Halloween 2025, Stuart and Jacob embark on a thrilling adventure through the sands of time as they compare the original 1932 classic "The Mummy" with its 1999 blockbuster remake. They dig deep into the lackluster atmosphere of the early Universal monster film, featuring Boris Karloff's iconic performance, and contrast it with the action-packed Fraser romp that quickly became quite the sensation. What elements of horror and charm persist in both of these? How do the characters and their motivations differ across the decades? And just why does Jacob find 1999 a bit too... busy?

Also featured in this episode are discussions on "Hollow Knight: Silksong", the charm of Universal's monster movies, when exactly it's time to trim the character fat, and a ranking of these classic monsters. All this and more on They Remade It!

Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 12:13 - 22:26

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In this episode, Stuart and Jacob set sail on a tumultuous journey through cinematic history as they compare the classic Oscar-winning 1935 film "Mutiny on the Bounty" with its 1962 remake. They explore the brutal world of Captain William Bly and the rebellious Fletcher Christian fighting for his cause. What makes the 1935 version resonate more with its audience? How does Trevor Howard's performance stack up against Charles Laughton's turn as Bligh? And does Stuart think they should've watched the Mel Gibson version instead? Tune in to find out!

Also featured in this episode is a match-up between the new "War of the Worlds" and "Silksong", Marlon Brando versus the treacherous Captain Hook, historical inaccuracy discussions, and a war over a bucket. All this and more on They Remade It!

Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 13:37 - 19:08

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In this episode, Stuart and Jacob dive into the enchanting world of Disney as they compare the beloved 1950 animated classic "Cinderella" with its 2015 live-action remake. Back to the Disney well once again, eh? They explore the timeless tale of kindness and perseverance, dissecting how the animated version captures the essence of fairy tales while the remake attempts to add depth and context to the characters and story. What does the 2015 film do differently in terms of character agency? How does Lady Tremaine's portrayal evolve in the live-action adaptation? And why does the Fairy Godmother become so terribly annoying?

Also featured in this episode are Jacob's thoughts on some more recent animated fare, when Disney gives far too many notes, wacky cartoon hijinks that don't really land, and just how ornate can Kenneth Branagh be? All this and more on They Remade It!

Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 19:07 - 28:54

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In this episode, Stuart and Jacob do some investigating to compare the iconic 1974 classic "Chinatown" with its 1990 sequel, "The Two Jakes." They explore the masterful storytelling and character depth that made "Chinatown" a defining film of its genre, while dissecting the baffling choices and tonal shifts in its follow-up. How does Jack Nicholson as an actor change over time? What does the sequel reveal about the characters we thought we knew? And why does "The Two Jakes" at times feel more like a parody than a continuation of the original's legacy?

Also featured in this episode are talks about both of the newer superhero movies hitting the theaters, an exploration of costuming and set-dressing, praise for John Huston, and some questionable Nicholson impressions. All this and more on They Remade It!

Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 26:19 - 33:42

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In this episode, Stuart and Jacob embark on a thrilling comparison of the original 1988 miniseries "The Bourne Identity" and the more iconic 2002 film version. They delve into the contrasting storytelling approaches, character development, and the coherence of each film. Which Bourne is a better Bourne? Is Damon's version of the character more unhinged? Are these intelligence agencies any more deranged than how they are in the real world? Tune in to find out!

Also featured in this episode are discussions about the merits of action sequences, a diatribe about 1988's confusing plotlines, a brief mourning of the passing of the late Richard Chamberlain, and some recommendations of spy pictures that got things write. All this and more on They Remade It!

Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 18:14 - 30:18

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In this episode, Stuart and Jacob tackle the highs and lows of the "Fantastic Four" franchise, diving deep into the original 2005 film and its disastrous 2015 reboot. They discuss the charm and campiness of '05, from Chris Evans' great performance as Human Torch to the surprisingly decent practical effects that *mostly* hold up today (some REALLY don't). But they don't shy away from the cringe-worthy moments either, and there are a ton! How old is Michael Chiklis's "Thing" supposed to be in relation to the rest of them? And how badly do the film's writers just want Jessica Alba to be showing skin at all times? They wouldn't get their chance to go all the way there until the sequel! And don't forget the troubled production and mess of a self-serious feature that the 2015 movie turned out to be. Yikes!

Also featured in this episode are Stuart's inexplicable experience with 2006's "A Good Year", Jacob's massive 2025 theater crawl, Robert Downey Jr. as the new Victor von Doom, and discussions on the potential for lesser-known Marvel and DC characters to get their time in the spotlight. All this and more on They Remade It!

Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 31:36 - 38:41

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In this riveting episode, Stuart and Jacob dive into the treacherous waters of "The Most Dangerous Game," comparing the original 1932 classic with its 2022 remake. They explore the differences in acting choices, set design, and how the adaptations of the original short story go about their storytelling. And they just can't help but rip into the 2022 version for its questionable production choices and baffling plot decisions. How do the character arcs differ? Is the villain more menacing in the original or the remake? And what on earth happened to the budget of the newer version? Join the duo as they present the pros and cons (mostly cons) of attempting to tell the story of this timeless tale.

Also featured in this episode are even more thoughts on Scorsese movies in a non-Scorsese episode, and even a surprisingly revelation about the production of the 2022 film! All this and more on They Remade It!

Plot Synopsis Timestamps: 18:06 - 26:11

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