Actual comedian and Bimbo Monday co-creator Rocio joins G and Shannon to talk Eclipse chapter 10! It’s literary Herstory in the making as Stephenie Meyer busts out her thesaurus and G performs dish-related slam poetry. Also in this episode: Jacob explains his tits-out policy, Edward loses the IDGAF war, and Shannon encounters her Waterloo—the word “pillow.”

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Cryptid expert Laura is back for Eclipse chapter 9, in which the non-love-triangle plot arrives at last! Bella’s in the tradwife sunken place and Charlie is dancing on G and Shannon’s last nerve. Reading challenges abound as G is forced to read about her NOTP and Shannon must repeatedly say the word “pillow.” Also featured: Esme gets a turn in the spotlight, Shannon makes an incredible Freudian slip, and a special bonus guest manages a hostile takeover of the podcast!

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Slogan coiner extraordinaire Nicole is back to join G and Shannon for the horniest chapter yet—Chapter 8 of Eclipse, in which Bella finally gets some horizontal action and Jacob pops a… soda? Plus: blonde vs brunette reading experiences, Chris Hansen’s To Catch a Predator: La Push Edition, and a spot of jalice trutherism. Will this be the episode where G and Shannon do a 180 and become Team Edward? As a wise woman once said: “It happens.”

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M joins G and Shannon as they fight for their LIVES to stay silly in Eclipse chapter 7 (by inventing a simple drinking game that will land you in the hospital.) It’s a glamorous and harrowing Rosalie throwback full of history lessons, Why Does He Do That references, smacking of gender, and… bears. With the help of Stephenie Meyer, it’s time to finally answer the questions “Do women deserve rights?” and “But what if they’re blonde?”

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You’re invited! Anamarie rejoins G and Shannon for another homoerotic Alice Cullen slumber party—and this time attendance is mandatory. The Mormon NLOG fantasy is in full swing in Eclipse chapter 6, which also contains kidnapping (positive), a staggering amount of sex tape titles, a crash course in Swiss geopolitics, a new career for Angela Weber, and the dumbest Corona Light chapter title yet!

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Brand new guest Emi joins G and Shannon at the weirdest point possible—Eclipse chapter 5, “Imprint”! It’s an information-packed episode featuring Gen Z Twilight opinions, werewolf drama, Stephenie Meyer’s questionable inspo behind “imprinting,” and a surprise bonus guest! Plus: vitally important discussions of Mormon doctrine vs fanfiction erotica trope the Omegaverse (they’re the same picture.)

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Friend and musician Eric returns for 3B1P: Animal Planet Edition in chapter 4 of Eclipse! Whether you’re a fish putting your mouth on a bird or a vampire doctor putting your mouth on your kid’s significant other, it’s all part of the food chain, baby. Also on today’s agenda: moronic magnetic metaphors, Mike Newton’s MILF, and an egregious overuse of pathokinetic superpowers.

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Exciting Midnight Sun news is in the air as adventurous new guest Ari takes a break from streaming to talk Chapter 3 of Eclipse with G and Shannon! And honestly, they’re a little concerned for Bella this chapter. The boys? Fighting. The hamburgers? Falling like a plane with two exploded engines. Good thing there’s also a letter from Lilia fact-checking Edward’s plane crash catastrophizing!

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