Welcome to another Monday! It’s the beginning of the work week; but fret not! The Guys have the goods to get you through the tough times.

Iain kicks things off in true Iain style - with a half-baked sense of a good idea - and regails us all of a little-known spooker, the Hammersmith Ghost! There’s just a few questions, some more pressing than others, but we just wanna know, was the ghost really a ghost?

Jordan then does what he does best and tries to make Iain look stupid by testing his smarts, but this time it ain’t some general knowledge, it’s all about what he knows best! Or does he…? Dont forget to play along at home as Jordan gives us 10 conspiracy theories, some existing and some that are simply fabricated, and the aim of the game to correctly weed out the fact from the fiction! So the question is, did he make Iain look a fool by proving he actually knows nothing more than that which he researches and reads from a scrip every week? Or does he really know his craft and smashes it out of the park with a big old 10 out of 10?! But more to the point, how many do you know and can you beat our resident tinfoil hat wearer?

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Good morning! Hope you’re all doing well - but if you’re not or you’ve had a rubbish weekend, don’t you worry your pretty face; Iain’s got you covered! Sit back, relax, and enjoy as he takes you through two of the weirdest alien encounters out there. (Not weird in a “high strangeness” kind of way - more of a “WT actual F?” kind of way.)

Then, Jordan fills us all with love as he finally answers a question that’s been lingering on the tip of everyone’s tongue for years; but we’ve all been too afraid to ask. Just how far would a woman go to get laid? A post was made (not by us), research was gathered (also not by us), and content was shamelessly taken (yeah, that was by us) to finally bring you the answers you‘ve been after for so long! Happy Valentines!

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Do you like games? If you answered yes, then you’re in luck! Because today is game packed!

To kick things off, Iain gives the history, followed by a couple stories, of people who have had a little play of The Ouija Board! Is it all fun and games? Mostly no.

Then Jordan has one of the most peculiar pub/not so pub quizzes you’ve probably ever heard. He’s testing Iain - but you can all play along! Let us know how you did, and if you did better than Iain! A.K.A., the smartest podcast host in world! (Writeup by Iain.)

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Good morning! This week we’ve a horrible story and some wholesome stuff for ya!

Iain kicks things off with the story of Christina Tilton; the lady who claims to have been abducted, given a tour of an under ground facility, which culminated in some horrible experiments! Definitely one to add to the ‘aliens are bad’ column.

Jordan then gives us the opposite side to unclear instructions as he tells us some of the funny, the strange, and the hilarious labels that have been found within all manner of items.

Please send your application to be part of the alien landing defence team to twoguyswhatsup@gmail.com. (Weapons will not be provided, so do bring your own.)

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Fortean News Podcast on Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/3HeN2ZlxWMExKfkzsX4a6Q?si=a7aI5xIoQNOzIoxgnyn4tA

Confessions of a Ghost Boy YouTube channel - https://youtube.com/@confessionsofaghostboy24?si=nJZMEkhFWc9yIjGP

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Hello, fellow humans! This week Iain tells us the story of the infamous Flatwoods Monster! The creepy thing that was dubbed a monster when it was clearly an alien! I mean, c’mon, it came from a UFO for Pete’s sake! Anyway, it’s the story of an encounter that freaked out a town and maybe there was more than that was repotted than you know. Well, Iain's got the goss!

And then Jordan gives us a taste go his new favourite pastime - changing words within well-known media to the word “willy”! Yes, you read that right. This week, from the words of Harry Potter! I guarantee you’ll be doing it yourselves.

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This week, Iain decided to look at a proper intellectual book! It’s one about possessing spirits though, so don’t worry. It is the book that details why the ghosts of those who no longer inhabit their own physical body, can indeed attach themselves to us living, walking meat-cases - the horrible effect that it can have upon us!

Jordan then gives us a little rundown of some of the interesting, weirdest cases of ‘instructions unclear’ *ahem*. It’s the thing where you buy something new, or you take advice from somewhere, and the instructions don’t give you a picture of what to do; or they’re so ambiguous, they just make no sense at all. It’s all fun and games this week with your favourite Two Guys!

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Hello and welcome to a very special episode of Two Guys, What’s Up? But why is it special? Well, this week marks the birthdays of both of the Guys! But it’s not just them celebrating another journey around our star; it’s also the birthday of one of our most esteemed friends and longtime listeners!

You’ve heard his spooky stories, he’s been mentioned more times than the Guys’ respective partners, and today, he’s here with us! We’re thrilled to introduce you to the one, the only, Mr. Moonback!

Join us as he tells us about his eerie tales, his views on the paranormal, and even some science-talk thrown in for good measure. All this unfolds under the guise of a major birthday bash! And for those who’ve missed our beloved Mad Libs, Paul joins in for the podcast’s first Mad Libs Threeway!

Expect laughs, scares, and a whole lot of wheeze-laughing. So grab a drink, have a laugh, and help us celebrate our birthdays.

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It’s here—our final episode of the year! And what better way to wrap things up than with a chilling mystery? Aliens? Burglars? Or just some seriously dodgy driving? Whatever the cause, there’s a family that’s vanished without a trace, leaving us all scratching our heads.

Then, inspired by a recent encounter (albeit via his wife), Jordan dives into some hilarious and bizarre stories from people waking up from the fog of anaesthesia. Trust us, you’ll laugh, you’ll cringe, and maybe even question reality itself.

Thanks for sticking with us in 2024—here’s to a brilliant 2025! See you next year! X

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