This week, Iain uncovers the horrific situation one family found themselves in, when their house came under attack from a spirit wielding an iPhone - amongst other things. From evil teddies to nasty notes, find out how this family finally rid themselves of the malevolent spirit once and for all.

Then Jordan gives us a, maybe slightly unethical, laugh as he tells us about some people who knocked themselves off our mortal plane in the silliest of ways; thus claiming the prestigious “Darwin Award”. And our laughing at this is perhaps made worse by the fact that it’s part 2! Part 1 can be found over on Patreon as part of our world-famous bonus episodes.

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Us Two Guys would like to start this episode by saying that we take no pleasure in the death of beloved animals or pets. Now, with that out of the way, you're probably thinking, “What on earth are these two idiots going to talk about today?” whilst holding your face in your hands. But trust us, by the end of this episode, it’ll all make sense and you’ll be just as shocked and astounded as we were.

First up, Iain shares the bizarre story of a couple of heads that, once unearthed, wreaked havoc in the unsuspecting town of Hexham.

Then, Jordan fills us in on the strangest, most shocking, and most slapstick WTF ways people’s pet hamsters have met their end, as reported by the internet.

It’s a weird one. Hug your pets tonight.

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Welcome one and all, BUT, drummers beware!

This week Iain takes us back to Edinburgh for a spooky tour around Greyfriars Kirkyard! Poltergeists, pooches and mourning mothers are amongst some of the ghosties often seen wandering the gravestones. But it ain’t all just creepers spotted in the distance, so stay tuned for the creepy tales and close-up personal encounters as we take a look around one of the reportedly most haunted graveyards in the world!

And then Jordan is after starting a band war as he tells us some of the internet’s best drummer jokes. Iain holds up his own but the jokes keep coming. Who’s side are you on? So join us today as we para-giggle our way through the spooky and hilarious.

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Hello and welcome!

This week Iain talks us through the, perhaps lesser-known, history of EVPs (Electronic Voice Phenomena). That’s where creepy ghost voices can be heard in amongst the static of radio waves, the kind of radio waves that are absent of talk show hosts and incessant sport and news updates. The place where ghosts communicate with us; the living. Or do they? Stay tuned to hear a few and decide for yourself.

And then Jordan re-writes Ep22 and replaces its legacy with different kinds of facts. THE HORRIBLE KIND! Well, maybe not horrible, but they’re true and let’s maybe just label them “not so fun facts” - the kind that leave you smarter, but sadder.

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lain is back from a trip to Edinburgh and he comes bearing tails! So pull up a chair and grab a sick bucket! Trigger warning: this one gets a little bit messed up in the middle! But either side of that, it's all creepy business as lain tells you about one of Scotland's most infamous sorcerers and how he just about dropped him self in it by being a little too honest!

And then do you remember the old "Yo' Mama" jokes? Well, us here at TGWU HQ decided it's time they made a comeback. So Jordan does the wonderful task of giving you a few to arm your self with, before you step into the big bad world. It's a funny one - just like Yo' Mama!

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Welcome back to the long-awaited, greatly-anticipated follow-up to the Philadelphia Experiment! (Last week's episode for all of you scratching your heads.)

This week lain tells us a tale that's so crazy, so horrible! So mind-shatteringly scary that it might just be true! It is the story of The Montauk Experiment. The story of... eh... it's kinda difficult to sum it up here but you will not want to miss this week's madness on TGWU!

And then to wrap up, Jordan steps into Derren Brown's shoes and reads all our fortunes, sees into our souls, allows us a little look at our inner selves and then... lets us in on a little secret. Stay tuned to the end to hear the tricks of the trade.

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Lie yourself down in a dark room, close your eyes, and BRACE! Because this week Iain finally gets around to covering THE PHILADELPHIA EXPERIMENT. But there’s some… maybe lesser-known information that might just help back up this crazy sounding conspiracy!

And then Jordan revisits an old favourite and finally concludes his research on the strangest, sometimes hilarious, and almost always clever, reasons people have gotten their nicknames.

So set your conspiratorial mindset to “BELIEVER”, call your pal Chuffers (or whatever weird nickname you call YOUR pal) and let’s get on with the show!

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It’s that time of the week again! That’s right, it’s Monday! And with it comes another creepy tale and some information that could in fact save your life!?

This week Iain recounts the spooky tale of alien kidnappers. You’re out for a lovely solo training flight and then BAM! You’re a Grey’s pet (that last bit might not be accurate.) So listen along to the sad, strange story of Frederick Valentich.

And then Jordan pulls us back down to Earth and gives us a rundown of some flora that you might want to omit from your salad! From burns to heart problems and even the possibility of death! These plants are not to be messed with.

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