A poetic jaunt into Maggie's haircut adventures. Find out how YOU can get a fake protostar certificate from us! Our theme song is Jubilee by The Young Philosophers’ Club and the ad song is Space Walk by Audiorezout.

Maggie gives tips on how to escape a Red Cross facility and save people from a flood in Pakistan. You'll have to listen to figure out how butts come into the picture. Our theme song is Jubilee by The Young Philosophers’ Club and the ad song is Yippee! by Loyalty Freak Music.

What could possibly go wrong when you're in a dark room with 15 Taylor Swifts? Our theme song is Jubilee by The Young Philosophers’ Club and the ad song is Yippee! by Loyalty Freak Music.

Maggie gives us a taste of the morbid sense of humor that she grew up around and that has helped us navigate the death in our lives.  Our theme song is Jubilee by The Young Philosophers’ Club and the ad songs are Young Funny Voices by Serge Quadrado and Yippee! by Loyalty Freak Music.

Maggie talks about Holes (no, not those kinds of holes, you weirdo) as we reminisce about climbing God's Nipple. Our theme song is Jubilee by The Young Philosophers’ Club and the ad song is Unauthorized Forms of Space Propulsion by Mystery Mammal.

Maggie journeys with her party of international goobers around Vienna. Let's find out what kind of shit they get up to (hint: it might be chicken shit). Our theme song is Jubilee by The Young Philosophers’ Club and the ad song is Her Majesty by Scott Holmes Music.

That one time Maggie and Michelle went to Atlanta... if that's even a real place. Our theme song is Jubilee by The Young Philosophers’ Club and the ad song is Young Funny Voices by Serge Quadrado.

The misadventures of Jorge the Rat and our high school hijinks. Our theme song is Jubilee by The Young Philosophers’ Club and the ad song is Cool Vibes by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com / Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License).