Child Speech

You know what the world needs? A short volume of poems praising inhalants.

Too often denounced, alternative medicine in its plethora of forms, such as homeopathy, chiropractic medicine, herbalism, and fasting, has the potential to save humanity. Thus this work praises alternative medicine to inspire everyone to follow God's health laws.

Andrew Bushard did the unthinkable: he majored in philosophy. So he is now philosophizing about philosophy. Whether you majored in philosophy or just studied it on your own, this work will surely make you smile and think! Get this audiobook if you love philosophy mixed with humor.

Due to all that entrepreneurs contribute to society and business, we ought to praise them for what they do. If you would like to honor entrepreneurs, read this poetry book.

Straight edge (no drinking, smoking, drugs, or promiscuous sexual intercourse) rules! The youth made straight edge for youth so its authenticity and coolness reign! Nothing beats it; nothing compares; straight edge stands apart! Come listen to these poems to honor the virtuous straight edge lifestyle.

What is this book? Six hundred and sixty six words of pure Crystal meth praising bliss.

Do you admire the Peace Corps? If so, this work will have you question your assumptions. You will see the Peace Corps' dark side.

Some say sales and selling make the world go round, so we better appreciate sales and selling. This work does that by praising the art of selling.

Do you want to go vegan yet need some encouragement? Have you already gone vegan and want to celebrate veganism? In either case, you may find this book is just what the doctor ordered.

This volume represents the sum of crack-related wisdom. Crack deserves the praise and you deserve to listen to this.

Every city usually has at least one library, so some people take libraries for granted. Instead of taking libraries for granted, we ought to praise them to high heaven for all their noble contributions to humanity.

From the Communist Party to the Libertarian Party and everything else in between, this short book endeavors to poetically honor third parties. If you love third parties or hate the two party system, this book may trip your trigger!

Capitalists debate Marxists all the time. But all too rarely do motivational speakers, the cheerleaders of Capitalism, debate Marxists. Thus Andrew Bushard created 25 dialogues demonstrating the great differences between Marxists and motivational speakers.

Chili peppers, Hot Mustard, and Horseradish delight the tongue like little else. Some people don't like spicy foods, but some of us can't live without them. This work praises a variety of chili peppers such as Habaneros, Ghost Peppers, Jalapenos, and Serranos, as well as Hot Mustard. If you enjoy spicy food, then you may love listening to these odes to all things hot!

If you enjoyed my book Let's Use Free Speech to Unionize Accenture and Other Companies, you will probably enjoy this one as well. Since writing the first book, lots of things have happened and I have developed new insights, so listen to this book to learn more.

Just imagine if you had only 800 words or less to use. How would you use them? There is no better way to use 800 words or less than to use them to praise and worship the tobacco industry.

Little rules more than free speech! So let's honor, cherish, and advance free speech wherever we go and in whatever we do! Long live free speech!

It seems like almost no one has even heard of Swaziland, South Africa's neighbor, which we ought to consider unfortunate because Swaziland offers ever so much to all visitors. Swaziland, one of the few remaining absolute monarchies in existence, stands apart as an exceptionally unique country. So if you like, listen to this poetry book to better appreciate this unknown country.

Satanism, the world's most important religion, has contributed so much to the world, so now we honor it as a small token of our gratitude.

Hard work makes the world go round. Hard work produces life's great rewards. Hard work makes us happy. So now let us use our freedom of speech to honor hard work.