Dinosaur Fiction

The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy, and a massive assortment of dinosaur and prehistoric jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to listen to and full of laughs!

For Marc, a human-dinosaur hybrid, love has always seemed out of reach. He must take the only work available to him as a bouncer for an underground dino-fighting syndicate. It's illegal, but his tiny T-Rex arms forbid him from following his real dream of becoming a firefighter. Emily has a bioengineered quirk of her own, but her true problem lies in her undercover work for the Station Authority. When her budding relationship with a certain human-dino hybrid puts him at risk, she's forced to make an impossible choice in order to save her lover.

"Do you remember when you were a dinosaur...?" This collection of second-person, read-aloud tales sees the listener transformed into various mighty animals such as a lion, a crocodile, a gorilla, and a dinosaur. Ideal bedtime-reading fare, kids are sure to enjoy being the star of these immersive stories while adults, too, will enjoy the humor and fast-paced plot lines.

“A dinosaur would help with chores, and pull me through the snow. He would help me see things way up high, as well as things down low.” Listen and discover all the fun things you could do with a pet dinosaur with this fun audiobook that uses repetitive words and fun rhymes.

Alessia is an engineer who just wants to have a smooth trip home to celebrate Mizzentide with her family, but what are those pawprints leading into the Astral Dancer's engine room? Darmanda didn't mean to let an arctic flieff loose aboard a spaceship, but once she has, her only choice is to go after it.

Cheery rhyming text from Lisa Wheeler invites listeners to celebrate Valentine's Day in true dino style. Raptor and Leso decorate card boxes at school, the Ptero twins shop for the perfect box of chocolates, and Maia has crushes on . . . everyone! There's something for everyone to enjoy in this humorous and heartwarming look at the sweetest holiday of the year!

Eigentlich wünscht sich Henry nichts sehnlicher als einen Hund. Doch dann stolpert er im Wald über einen Blätterhaufen und traut seinen Augen nicht: Darunter verbirgt sich ein zotteliges Urzeitwesen mit fluffigen Schlappohren und gelben Stoßzähnen - ein Zwergmammut! Gemeinsam mit seinen besten Freunden Finn und Zoe karrt er das Tier heimlich nach Hause - zu allem bereit, um es zu retten.

En esta historia, Bob el constructor y sus amigos tienen que armar una exposición de dinosaurios en el parque. Todo tiene que estar listo antes de que el alcalde venga a visitar. No será una tarea fácil, ya que los dinosaurios de modelo son gigantescos y muy aterradores. Para peor, ¡Tip le tiene un miedo terrible a los dinosaurios! Ven y únete a Bob el constructor y sus amigos en aventuras inolvidables, Scoop, Muck, Dizzy, Rolly, Lofty, Wendy, Pilchard, Bird, Travis y Spud están listos para ayudar a los ciudadanos de Spring City con todos sus proyectos.

Schlammiger Urzeitfurz! Professor Brausewein hat eine Zeitmaschine gebaut! Und die katapultiert die Olchi-Kinder geradewegs in die Urzeit. Dort treffen sie einen kleinen Dinosaurier, der seine Mama sucht. Klar, dass die Olchis ihm helfen! Doch schnell merken sie, dass das Leben in der Urzeit ganz schön gefährlich ist. Werden die Olchi-Kinder den Kleinen in Sicherheit bringen können, bevor Brausewein sie zurück nach Schmuddelfing holt? Vorgelesen von Robin Brosch, untermalt mit vielen Geräuschen und Musik.

Do you love dinosaurs? Do you love cars, trucks, planes, trains, go-karts, scooters, tractors and jetpacks? Then hop in your vehicles, shine your scales, sharpen your teeth, and watch your tails...because Dinosaur Derby is the wildest ride in prehistory! A wacky, edge-of-your-seat race that also teaches fun facts about dozens of dinos. This incredible audiobook features bone-rattling dinosaur and race car sound effects, plus awesome music and an enthusiastic narration by the author, Derek Taylor Kent.

Follow the adventures of dinosaur tales. These are five cool stories about five different dinosaurs and their fun adventures. This is an excellent audiobook for beginning and early listeners. Each story is fun and exciting, and also includes some funny jokes.

Have you ever wanted to get close enough to an Apatosaurus to pet it? Or watch a herd of stampeding triceratops? Or maybe you'd rather be almost deafened by the roars of a snarling Tyrannosaurus Rex. Whatever your secret dinosaur dream is, Dinosaur World is the place for you.

Read along with Tom and Dougie as Danny and Dinosaur make history in their third adventure! When they accidently go back through history on a time-travelling swing, Danny and Dinosaur meet some new dino friends. But soon there's a rumbling noise; it's a volcano about to erupt! Can Dinosaur save the day by pooping them back to the future?Find out in this hysterical historical adventure from the creators of The Dinosaur That Pooped Christmas and The Dinosaur That Pooped a Planet.

A man is locked inside the Home Depot as it is over run by dinosaurs. Now he must escape or become dinner.

Dino's adventures continue as he boards a plane for Israel. He munches on falafel, tucks a message high up on the Western Wall, and invites a friendly camel to go snorkeling in Eilat. Kids will chuckle at his comic escapades as a tourist.

Captain, Ladybird and Herbert – two Shire horses and a Suffolk Punch – are not pleased when Jenny, a retired seaside donkey, arrives at the Old Horses' Home. It's supposed to be a home for horses, and they don't want to share their field with a common little donkey. Then rustlers are spotted in the area: thieves who like nothing better than to steal horses and ship them abroad – to be made into horse pie! Can Jenny and her friends save the huge heavy horses?

This book is about how big and dangerous the dinosaur farts were 65 million years ago and how it made it difficult for humans.

Discover the magical world of Bedtime Meditation Stories for Kids by Dreamer Fairchild, a collection of 56 brief tales crafted perfectly to usher your little ones into the world of dreams in just five minutes! Through thrilling adventures with unicorns, fairies, dinosaurs, animals, and more, each story is an unforgettable journey that will captivate your child's imagination, ensuring a peaceful and restorative sleep. Each narrative is infused with positive affirmations that instill concepts of relaxation and mindfulness in young listeners, helping them grow into more empathetic human beings.

Five familiar tales, now featuring dinosaurs! With music and sound effects. The Dino Stories include The Three Little Dinosaurs, The Triceratops Gruff, The Boy Who Cried Dinosaur, Goldilocks and the Three Dinosaurs, and Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Dinosaur.

Aaron is a very clumsy dinosaur. His friends gave him the nickname Derpy because of his careless behavior. But today seems extra bad. How will Derpy make it up to his friends at school after all he has done today?