Funny Animal Jokes

Are you ready to hear the funniest animal jokes and riddles for kids and adults? You'll hear tons of question and answer animal jokes and riddles all throughout this audiobook. Below are sample jokes that you will find inside. Take a sneak peak: Q: What does a triceratops sit on? A: Its tricera-bottoms. Q: What do you call a snoring dinosaur? A: A dino-snore. Q: Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? A: At the dino-shore. Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur makes a goal with a soccer ball? A: A dino-score. 

This is the first of the series, and we hope you love the entertaining joke book.

Are you ready for the silliest animal jokes and riddles for kids? Below are sample jokes that you will hear from the audiobook. Take a sneak peak: Q: When do you have to dance like a fox? A: When you’re doing the fox trot. Q: What do you call Alpacas taking over the world? A: The Alpacalypse. Q: What do you call it when Alpacas sing? A: Alpacapella. Q: What did they alpaca say to the blade of grass? A: Nice knawing you!

Are you ready for the best bird jokes and riddles for kids? Below are sample jokes that you will find inside the book. Take a sneak peak: Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea? A: Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels (bay-gulls). Q: Where does a peacock go when it loses its tail? A: A re-tail store. Q: Why does a flamingo stand on one leg? A: Because if he lifted that leg off the ground he would fall down.

Are you ready for the best dog jokes and riddles for kids? Below are sample jokes that you will hear from the audiobook. Take a sneak peak: Q: What animal keeps track of time? A: A watch dog. Q: When is a dog not a dog? A: When it is pure bread. Q: Why are dogs lame dancers? A: Because they have two left feet. Q: Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat? A: Cats can't drive. You'll find more jokes when you buy the audiobook. There are tons of question and answer animal jokes and riddles for kids and some animal mini stories that will make your kids laugh out loud....

Are you ready for the best cow jokes and riddles for kids? Below are sample jokes that you hear from the audiobook. Take a sneak peak: Q: What do you call half a cow? A: A calf. Q: Where do cows go for lunch? A: The calf-eteria. Q: What do call a cow that has just had a calf? A: Decalfenated.

Follow the adventures of Peanut the Elephant and her friends at the zoo! Peanut is a very happy elephant and she has lots of playful and adorable friends.

Grab this collection of funny and silly animal knock-knock jokes that is meant both for kids and adults.  

Follow the adventures of Chomps the shark. Chomps is a very friendly and adventurous shark. He enjoys swimming in the cold ocean. He has done this every day of his life. However, he does get bored doing the same thing over and over again. He wants to explore more of the ocean, but he is a bit scared to do so. He is afraid of getting lost. What kind of adventures will Chomps get into? 

While walking Bobo to the park, he meets different animals, and funny thoughts come to mind. There are lots of funny kid jokes about birds along the way. Sorry, only the funny ones are in this narrative. 

While walking Bobo at the zoo, funny thoughts come to mind. There are lots of funny kid jokes about hippos, hamsters, and snakes along the way. Sorry, only the funny ones are in this narrative. 

While walking Bobo to the park, he meets different animals, and funny thoughts come to mind. There are lots of funny kid jokes about dogs along the way. Sorry, only the funny ones are in this narrative. 

In her second hilarious adventure, animal mindreader Opie Jones is off to Scotland to join her dad on the set of his Scottish medical TV show, Highland Docs, accompanied by friends Jackson and Cillian, as well as Margot, the cat with attitude, and Opie’s super-keen new sidekick, Slug (an actual slug). But before they get the chance to try out their acting skills, dastardly villain Varling and his band of brainwashers are back with an evil new plan! Can Opie and the gang (plus a showbiz pig) save the day?

Ten-year-old Opie Jones is Very Ordinary. In fact nothing remarkable has ever happened to her, if you don’t count the cat that gives her funny looks from next door (which she doesn’t). So she is naturally very surprised when she is recruited to join The Resistance—a team of superheroes who can read minds, and have a dastardly brainwashing villain to defeat. However it turns out Opie can’t read human minds; she can read animal ones. The other members of the Resistance are very disappointed. And a whole world of animal chat and demands is opening up to her.