Funny Kids Fiction

From the number one best-selling author, Arnie Lightning, comes a brand-new Christmas joke collection with lots of hilarious holiday jokes, knee-slappers, and moan-n-groaners. You will be rolling on the floor laughing at all the jokes about Santa Claus, elves, reindeer, Christmas trees, gifts, and more. Arnie’s witty and comedic humor returns with the 2017 holiday edition to make your little ones laugh with nonstop puns and jokes about everything to do with Christmas.

Cat and Unicorn lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their rainbow color striped and furry friends with these curious and humorous unicorn and cat poems and rhymes. In this hilarious Funny Poem Book For Kids compilation of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches cats and unicorns while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him.

Summer vacations are great—and they’re even better when they include camping with Nana! Nana is great at hiking, campfire cooking, and making new friends. She encourages slowing down to enjoy nature’s wonders, learning new skills, and watching out for the discoveries that await outside everyday routines. Most of all, Nana is great at making treasured memories that will last a lifetime.

Some people think hats are fancy things you can buy at a dressy store, but that’s just the tip of the iceberg. In this audiobook, acorns and raspberries are snug hats for your fingers, and an empty pudding cup is a good hat for a stuffed bear. Pajama pants make dangly hats, books can be dramatic hats, and bubbles make very fine hats as well (if temporary). Listeners will be delighted to discover that anything can be a hat if you believe it is. Hats are everywhere you look!

Middle school is always hard, but when you’re known as the Roadkill Kid, well, it’s even harder. Jack’s mom collects roadkill—it’s her job, and she’s very good at it. Ever since Jack’s mom and dad got divorced, Jack has stepped into the role of Mom’s co-scientist. One day while tending to the roadkill garden, Jack believes he spots a cougar in the wilderness beyond his backyard. A cougar in Tennessee? They’re supposed to be extinct. So, when Jack has to choose an animal to research for his Earth Science class, he picks cougar.

Sunday quit, just like that. She said she was tired of being a day. And so the other days of the week had no choice but to advertise: "WANTED: A NEW DAY. Must be relaxing, tranquil, and replenishing. Serious inquires only." Soon lots of hopefuls arrived with their suggestions, such as Funday, Bunday, Acrobaturday, SuperheroDay, and even MonstersWhoResembleJellyfishDay! Things quickly got out of hand...until one more candidate showed up: a little girl with a thank-you gift for Sunday.

Louie the Leprechaun was always in trouble. He was renowned for having the fartiest farts in his entire town! But they were so smelly he had no friends. Louie was a lonely Leprechaun. Can he win the national farting championship? Will he ever have a friend? Enjoy this charming Irish audiobook and find out! Laugh your way through this charming audiobook with this hilarious farting leprechaun story that both adults and kids can enjoy together.

Discover tons of bear jokes and riddles for kids and some mini stories that will surely make your kids laugh out loud.

Are you ready for the silliest animal jokes and riddles for kids? Below are sample jokes that you will hear from the audiobook. Take a sneak peak: Q: When do you have to dance like a fox? A: When you’re doing the fox trot. Q: What do you call Alpacas taking over the world? A: The Alpacalypse. Q: What do you call it when Alpacas sing? A: Alpacapella. Q: What did they alpaca say to the blade of grass? A: Nice knawing you!

Are you ready for the best dog jokes and riddles for kids? Below are sample jokes that you will hear from the audiobook. Take a sneak peak: Q: What animal keeps track of time? A: A watch dog. Q: When is a dog not a dog? A: When it is pure bread. Q: Why are dogs lame dancers? A: Because they have two left feet. Q: Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat? A: Cats can't drive. You'll find more jokes when you buy the audiobook. There are tons of question and answer animal jokes and riddles for kids and some animal mini stories that will make your kids laugh out loud....

Are you ready for the best bird jokes and riddles for kids? Below are sample jokes that you will find inside the book. Take a sneak peak: Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea? A: Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels (bay-gulls). Q: Where does a peacock go when it loses its tail? A: A re-tail store. Q: Why does a flamingo stand on one leg? A: Because if he lifted that leg off the ground he would fall down.

Are you ready for the best cow jokes and riddles for kids? Below are sample jokes that you hear from the audiobook. Take a sneak peak: Q: What do you call half a cow? A: A calf. Q: Where do cows go for lunch? A: The calf-eteria. Q: What do call a cow that has just had a calf? A: Decalfenated.

Enjoy the best mouse jokes and riddles for kids. There are tons of question-and-answer animal jokes and riddles for kids and some animal mini stories that will surely make your kids laugh out loud.

Enjoy the best turkey jokes and riddles for kids. There are tons of question-and-answer animal jokes and riddles for kids and some animal mini stories that will surely make your kids laugh out loud.

Discover amusing dinosaur jokes for kids. There are tons of question-and-answer dinosaur jokes and riddles for kids and some mini stories about dinosaurs that will surely make your kids laugh out loud.  

Are you ready for the best monkey and gorilla jokes and riddles for kids? In this audiobook, you will find tons of question-and-answer animal jokes and riddles for kids and some animal mini stories that will surely make your kids laugh out loud. 

Are you ready for the best chicken jokes and riddles for kids? You'll find plenty of them when you buy the audiobook. There are tons of question-and-answer animal jokes and riddles for kids and some animal mini stories that will surely make your kids laugh out loud. 

Are you ready for the best pig jokes and riddles for kids? You'll find plenty of them when you buy this audiobook. There are tons of question-and-answer animal jokes and riddles for kids and some animal mini stories that will surely make your kids laugh out loud. 

Are you ready for the best rabbit jokes and riddles for kids? You'll find plenty of them when you buy this audiobook. There are tons of question-and-answer animal jokes and riddles for kids and some animal mini stories that will surely make your kids laugh out loud. 

Discover the best cat jokes for kids. There are tons of question-and-answer cat jokes and riddles for kids and some mini stories about cats that will surely make your kids laugh out loud.