Humor Dog

Jolly Joke Books presents Dog Jokes: For Kids - 125+ child-friendly dog jokes for kids! These jokes will bring smiles to children’s faces. Enjoy this audiobook with the children in your life.

This short story introduces former college football star turned repo man Ruddy McCann, star of W. Bruce Cameron’s new novel The Midnight Plan of the Repo Man, and tells how Ruddy met his best friend Jake, a lazy but lovable basset hound, during a repo gone wrong. Full of laugh-out-loud humor and thrilling adventure, "The Midnight Dog of the Repo Man" is a page-turning, delightful short story.

It was Friday night and time for party animals to howl, or at least for three canine friends to meet for drinks and go on the prowl for fun hot hounds. The song Macho, Macho Dog was throbbing loudly through out the bar on disco night, it was huge hit in the sexy '70s for the Village Puppies! The three gay dogs were looking over the clientele of the Pink Kennel Club...

Not only is Janine Green but the dog comes into her bedroom every morning and speaks to her. Yes! The dog can speak, but then so can the cat. However this morning the dog doesn't come in. Where is he? What has happened to him? This is the problem for Green Janine to solve. She will hunt for him until she finds him and brings him home. But how to do so is going to be the problem. After one unsuccessful attempt and a run in with the police, her friend Mr Mafista turns up (he does magic but not always very well) and they locate the dog.

Dogs come in all kinds of colours and sizes. But when no one’s looking they put on disguises. A joyful peek into the crazy antics of all sorts of dogs in disguise! Dressing up in clothing they find at home, these adventurous pooches blend into the crowd at all the places dogs aren’t allowed, like the store, the cinema and the swimming pool! But, not all of their disguises go quite to plan, with hilarious results.

What do dogs think about when you leave them? Share this farting tale with loved ones. Adults are permitted to laugh, too. Perfect for ages 0 to 100+. A funny, fresh perspective from your dog's point of view.

Southern California, 1996: a peaceful, scenic day in the coastal community of Santa Monica, except that there is a meter maid lying next to the sidewalk–dead. Fresh from a messy divorce case, North Hollywood private investigator Clive Wilts is on the case to find the killer before the bodies start stacking up and the city streets become a parking free-for-all.

Funny Dog Stories 3 is a funny addition to the Funny Dog Stories series. You will continue to experience more laughs as you listen to this audiobook.

The whole family was weird. But weirdest of all, was the little Yorkie. The one called "Big Tiny". His sister, Little Tiny, was normal. Meaning, that she was not a dog vampire. She was also a loyal sister. When Big Tiny found the hole in the floor of the closet and made his first of what was to become many escapes and blood runs, she didn't rat him out by barking. She was however, worried, not knowing if the blood dripping from his mouth when he returned was his or not.

Au décès de Mr. Diva, Hugo, le maître de Gucci, apprend que ce dernier hérite de toute la fortune de l’extravagante rock star, ce qui en fait le chien le plus riche du monde. Un beau jour, alors que le petit chihuahua se prélasse dans le parc en compagnie de son meilleur ami Lou, un inconnu profite de l’inattention de son maître pour l’enlever. Tandis que le malfrat s’enfuit à toutes jambes vers sa voiture, Lou s’empresse de voler une planche à roulettes pour se lancer à sa poursuite. De fil en aiguille, les deux chiens se retrouveront au Mexique.

In a different reality, Hotdog Man must save this unfamiliar world from the evil Sovereign of Strawberries. Alongside his son, Junior, and French Fry Guy, can our heroes finally put an end to this diabolical monster?

A humorous and poignant story told through letters from a displaced mill worker to his friend, depicting the changing landscape of rural American life in the 1980s. James E. Moore grew up in western Pennsylvania. A graduate of West Virginia University, he served in the U.S. Navy in the 1960s. Now retired, he lives with his wife, two dogs, and a cat in Connecticut.

The best of Twain's wit in 20 stories or anecdotes related to various critters, varmits, and such. Many of these are from his travels out west, including to Hawaii, in addition to a few found in in other titles and from his many newspaper articles.

In this book, Hermie the Miniature Schnauzer is determined to help save his local chapel in Polperro, Cornwall from having to close due to lack of funds. To make matters worse, it also needs a new roof. All the local choirs come together with the local dogs to perform in a big concert to help save the day.

A lonely woman adopts a canine diva. Joy struggles to turn her frenemy into a best friend. She isn't sure how to do it, but through her attempts, she's discovering her dingo bestie has a sense of humor.

The darkest day is upon us; nearly all our heroes have fallen to the hands of Mecha Hotdog Man and Master Mizuna's diabolical computer. Now, the survivors must travel to the strange Goji Berry Galaxy and uncover the mystical sea salt scrolls; only then can they bring back their friends to this dimension. But along the way, they must encounter the dreaded space pirate, Captain Corncob!

This is hilarious family-rated comedy as the main narration is spoken from the dog's point of view. Maxwell D. Dachshund is outspoken and tells it exactly as he sees it which is almost always straight to the point and totally unexpected. Each incident in this story was inspired by real events that actually occurred.

A wandering alien life form seeks a compatible host to share its life. The life has lived for a long time and shared life with many life forms. Throughout the alien's life it is able to find suitable hosts for short periods of time and in other hosts life is hard and risky. Finally the alien life form travels to a planet and finds the perfect species to share its life with.

The latest from author George S. Corey is a hilarious homage to Marilyn Monroe—with a decidedly political twist. This satirical story reimagines the classic comedy Some Like It Hot.

La voyante des chiens existe vraiment ! J'ai rencontré cet étonnant personnage dans un restaurant au cours d'un de mes voyages et j'avais envie de partager ici tout ce qu'elle m'a raconté sur son extraordinaire profession.