Humorous Fiction Family

Dr. Mick Strong has bought himself something unusual for his seventy-fifth birthday: a LifeTime projection. This new tech crunches data including your medical history, diet, and lifestyle to predict how much—or little—time you’ve got left. That’s all well and good, but he’s also bought them for his daughter, his grandchildren, and even his eleven-year-old great-grandson. He wants them each to wait until their next birthday to use the app. But whether they scoff at it, sneak an early look, desperately turn into a health nut, or die before their appointed time, the gift is wreaking havoc.

Die von Stibitz lieben es, Sachen zu stibitzen. Es ist beinahe so, als könnten sie gar nicht anders. Zumindest Mama Fia, Papa Ede, Oma Klaudia und die kleine Ella. Aber sie sind etwas besorgt wegen Ture, Ellas großem Bruder. Ture ist nämlich das weiße Schaf der Familie, stibitzt höchst ungern und macht nur, was erlaubt ist. Zum Glück ahnt er nichts davon, dass seine Sippe ihm zum Geburtstag den Riesenlolli aus "Jettes nette Zuckerecke", dem Süßigkeitenladen von Jette Menge-Plomben, stehlen möchte.

Es knarrt und knistert nachts in Paul Eisigs Haus. Deswegen möchte der Polizist nicht mehr zu Hause schlafen, weil er glaubt, dass es bei ihm spukt. Aber zum Glück hat er ja noch Familie von Stibitz als Nachbarn. Als er der kleinen Ella von seinen gruseligen Erlebnissen erzählt, macht sie sich auf die geheimnisvolle Suche nach dem Ursprung des Spuks. Doch sie entdeckt etwas ganz anderes: Auf dem Nachttisch des Polizisten liegt ein großer Golddiamant!

Die netteste Außenseiter-Familie seit Die Unglaublichen Die von Stibitz lieben es, Sachen zu stibitzen. Es ist beinahe so, als könnten sie nicht anders. Zumindest Mama Fia, Papa Ede und die kleine Ella. Bloß Ture macht nur, was erlaubt ist. Als der knallharte Polizist Klaus in die Stadt kommt, sorgt Ture sich natürlich besonders. Vor allem um Schnüffler, den Familienhund. Denn Klaus will sämtliche Einwohner überprüfen, und alle Hunde, die nicht ordnungsgemäß mit Quittung gekauft wurden, zum Nordpol schicken. Wurde Schnüffler etwa - wie alles, was die von Stibitz besitzen - geklaut?

Die von Stibitz lieben es, Sachen zu stibitzen. Es ist beinahe so, als könnten sie gar nicht anders. Zumindest Mama Fia, Papa Ede, Oma Klaudia und die kleine Ella. Aber sie sind etwas besorgt wegen Ture, Ellas großem Bruder. Ture ist nämlich das weiße Schaf der Familie, stibitzt höchst ungern und macht nur, was erlaubt ist. Und dass er nicht lügen kann, wird zum großen Problem, als seine Eltern die große Diamanten-Ausstellung besuchen, um dort etwas mitgehenzulassen.

Dad's working on his cool dance moves for the local talent search, while Weir's trying out for the school soccer team! Will Weir score a goal, or fall flat?

Weir's back and even weirder! But it's not just Weir who's weird, it's his whole family. Not even their pet bird is normal! How will he keep cool with a school trip to the zoo coming up and the birthday party of his biggest crush?! It won't be easy...but it will be funny!

When Mrs. Tweezers convinces Owen's parents that their son is too attached to Fuzzy, his beloved blanket, Owen vehemently disagrees.

When Tiffany challenges Pinkalicious to a laugh-off, the pressure is on to create the most pinkerrifically funny joke of all time. Even if Pinkalicious doesn't win the contest, she's going to have a lot of fun trying!

Sooner or later every child will ask, "Where do babies come from?" Answering this question has never been this easy or entertaining! Join a curious little boy who asks everyone from his babysitter to the mailman, getting all sorts of funny answers along the way, before his parents gently set him straight.

In this second Stinky Face title, Mama assures her son that nothing can keep her from coming home to him.

Mum of one, Jess, has had enough of endless diaper-filled days, and her husband Chris has just the solution to vent her frustrations – a blog. Jess loves her daughter more than anything, but sometimes she just wants a little bit of freedom – some time for herself. Cue a laptop, a glass of wine and the beginning of a life-changing journey. Overnight Jess's inbox is full of notifications and before long she is officially a 'mummy blogger', but this new life comes with its own set of rules and regulations.

On the one-year anniversary of her divorce, Alex Martinez is getting closure—and margaritas with her two best friends. But just before the celebratory meetup, Alex is clobbered by life once again. Damping the cheer is the diagnosis of a brain tumor she can’t pronounce, a procedure she’d rather postpone, and the prospect of what to say to an already heartbroken mother. Not that Alex plans to tell her anything anytime soon.

Ruth, Naomi, Rachel and Phoebe Conroy are all struggling to deal with the trials and tribulations of first love(s). Ruth develops a crush on the school bus driver, but finds herself conflicted when she also develops feelings for Mr Rochester from Jane Eyre, the temporary English teacher (who Naomi is also smitten with) and Alan Adair who works in the butcher's shop. Meanwhile, the younger two sisters have other things on their minds—Rachel is plotting to become May Queen at her school and Phoebe is in training to become an international spy.

Det er ikke så nemt at være greve, som man skulle tro. Det synes David i hvert fald ikke. Hans far har alt for travlt, og hans mor har trukket sig ind i sig selv, efter hans lillesøster er død. David er ensom, og han ved ikke, hvem han skal bede om hjælp. Så får han den gode idé at spørge slotsspøgelserne til råds, og de ved lige, hvad der skal gøres for at hjælpe familien.

Something bad is happening at Little Strangehaven Primary. What are the peculiar SHIVERS that keep striking the school, bringing Strangeness in their wake—from uncontrollable ballroom dancing to an attack by military chickens? Spy-detective Agatha Topps is determined to find out. She's the only person who doesn't forget the Strangeness as soon as it's over. At least, until new boy Lenny Tuchus turns up and remembers, too. Their spy-detectoring leads them to the Book of Chaos, an ancient text which has been hidden away in the Room of Forbidden and Dangerous Books.

The brand-new heartwarmingly hilarious book from number one best-selling David Walliams. Meet Geronimo - the baby penguin who has one dream and one dream only - and that is to fly! But everyone knows penguins can’t fly...or can they? With a little help from his dad and friends, baby Geronimo discovers that even the wildest of dreams can come true.

Acclaimed author Maiya Williams has written and produced several children’s television programs, including Rugrats and The PJ’s. When their mother dies suddenly, 13-year-old Rowan and 11-year-old Nina move in with their aunts. Soon after, Rowan and Nina begin to suspect their aunts possess psychic powers. With friends in tow, the two siblings embark on an adventure through time to discover the origins of their aunts’ strange powers. Kevin Free’s playful narration perfectly suits this mysterious tale.

Olivia remembers her trip to the circus very well. The performers were out sick, so she had to do everything. She...rode on a unicycle, jumped on a trampoline, juggled five balls, tamed lions, and flew through the air. Step into the ring with Olivia, where the lights are dim, the color soft, and a little girl's imagination is the main attraction.

Greta Woebegone did not believe in ghosts because she was a sensible young girl, and sensible young girls tend not to believe in ghosts. That was until the day she was knocked over by a car and died, when everything changed. As she recovers, Greta finds she can not only see the spirits that haunt her ancestral home she can talk to them - from Grandpa Woebegone and Percy the poo-pushing plague victim, to the sinister poltergeist in the cellar.