Welsh Fiction

Mr. Mayhew outbids everyone to secure me as his date for the night at the charity auction. He wines and dines me like we’re really a couple and when we get back to his he doesn’t stop there. We’re getting naughtier and naughtier but I have a confession to make. I’m a first-timer! When he discovers that it only spurs him on more. Take me for the first time, Mr. Mayhew, and let it all out inside me.

My sexual awakening didn’t happen until I was 19, and it was to an image I never thought would prompt it. Something about the rippled bare chest of my landlord, Dylan, as he worked the jackhammer in the hot sun really did something to me. I found my lust bubbling over, and I was desperate suddenly to know what it felt like to do it for the first time. Come and get me - I want it bad!

Simon was a mature guy who'd taken me under his wing, but he was kind of strict. When I come through the door after midnight, he has some very serious words to say and some very serious punishments to dole out. With his wife upstairs, I have to stifle my yelps as he gives me the spanking I deserve, but I never imagined he’d be giving me his hard length, too.

What do they really look like? At 19, I’m desperate to find out. I hide in the bathroom just as my older landlord, Richard, approaches, peering around the curtain to see that big, delicious thing of his for the first time. My gasp gives me away, and now he wants to know why I’m there. He decides that now that I’ve seen his, he has to see mine.

Melissa had always insisted I look after her husband Eric when she was out of town, I just never realized the lengths to which I’d have to go. I thought she meant cooking for him and ironing his shirts, but I soon discover she also wants me to satisfy his sexual needs. It’s my first time though...I hope he’s gentle with me!

Jason catches me hiding in his room while I’m looking for his naughty stash of DVDs. He isn’t happy, and when I explain myself, he soon loses his temper. I’ve never done it before, and I just wanted to see it happen - I didn’t know I’d be getting it firsthand!

As 19th birthday presents go, this one was a little out of the ordinary! My boss had taken me away for the weekend to Las Vegas, and as an added treat, he’d bought me a VIP booth on the huge Ferris wheel that overlooks the strip. On the way around it, we start doing a strip of our own, and before long, he’s thrusting himself through my wetness. I’m so desperate for him to finish inside me - is that a mistake?

My seasoned housemate David has always been hands-on with me, but in the dressing room after my ballet performance, he really takes things to the next level. I just want to please him - I always have - so when he asks me to undress for him, I do exactly that. Seeing the lust grow in his face is starting to turn me on too, and I can’t deny the naughty thoughts I’m having. He wants to take me and I’m soaking wet and ready for him. Have at it, David.

Writing a romance novel is harder than I thought, especially when it comes to the love scenes. At 19 I don’t have much firsthand experience at this kind of stuff, so I ask my mature housemate Paul to help me out. When he starts talking me through it, though, I’m soon blushing, but the blood isn’t just rushing to my cheeks. I feel a lust for him like never before, and I just have to have him.

My seasoned housemate Karl is ordering a suit online but he needs help measuring himself. It seemed only right that I step in, but being this close to his forbidden length, I can't help but get excited. If I really want to get the measurements right on his inside leg I'm going to have to take off his pants. Soon I'm presented with a different kind of length altogether. I can't resist! Hear how I make him mine and take him inside me - it's my first time!

Mr. Grant set me to work in the barn, tossing hay in to the back of his trailer in the height of a sweltering summer. It's so hot that I'm hardly wearing anything, but it turns out I've been doing it wrong. Mr. Grant shows me the right way to do it and then gets very hands-on as he corrects my technique. Soon he's touching places an older man really shouldn't and it isn't long before I've got him inside me. Now all I have to do is take that huge load of his and I'll be truly satisfied.

Andy and Kate want a baby they can't have and somehow I wind up thrust in to the middle of the damn thing! Me, their foster! When did life get so complicated? But who says a threesome with your own fosters can't at least be fun? Join me as I take Andy's seed with his wife's help. It's so wrong!

In 'A Fault on the Line' you will meet a husband who values a televised Hibs v Hearts game more than his wife’s life.This short story features in the collection 'Reheated Cabbage' and is available unabridged on audio for the first time. Hilarious, shocking and hugely entertaining, it has all the classic Irvine Welsh ingredients.

A hard drinking, hard fighting builder has a nasty accident when in bed with his best-mate's sister. Little does he know what 'punishment' awaits him on the other side.... Hilarious, shocking and hugely entertaining, 'Catholic Guilt' has all the classic Irvine Welsh ingredients.

He shouldn't have walked through the door. Shelley and I were getting loose after she split from her boyfriend and I'd invited her over in the hope of cheering her up. I had no idea a game of spin the bottle would go so far, and I had no idea that the man of the house would walk in just when things started getting interesting. Why not push things just a little further? Hell, why not push them a lot further?

I've lusted after Mr. Kennedy for a long time, so the day I caught him getting it on with my best friend Lauren was hard to stomach. At first I was shocked and damn near flew off the handle, but when Lauren invites me in to the scenario and Mr. Kennedy looks more than a little intrigued I couldn't help but join them.

I was only showing her the ropes. You know, a quick sex ed. lesson that would get her up to speed. I didn't think I'd wind up giving her a practical lesson in exactly how to make a bundle of joy! Hear about my filthy adventures with my broody patient!

It feels like Mr. Franklin’s wife is driving us all around the state to pick up the garden supplies for their restaurant! He’s forced into the backseat to make way for a plant, and I wind up sitting on his lap to free up more space. I start to feel something growing in his pants, and I’m smitten by the notion of him getting excited because of me. When his wife leaves the two of us alone, we go crazy, but he wants much more than I thought!

Until that day I’d never taken anyone in there, and here I was with my seasoned housemate Blake and his friend Jeff together. Listen as I manage to satisfy two men at once, while also satisfying my intense craving to be taken in the naughtiest way of all!

My boss, Mr. Whittaker, comes in for a late-night coffee, but I’ve had a tough day, and the last thing I wanna put up with is him, especially after what he did to his ex-wife and my ex-colleague. Well he has some answers for me, and he has a unique way of delivering them. He tells me exactly what happened between the two of them, acting out the exact way their infidelities began.