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  • 52 Times Britain Was a Bellend

  • The History You Didn't Get Taught at School
  • Written by: James Felton
  • Narrated by: Mathew Baynton
  • Length: 2 hrs and 59 mins
  • 4.0 out of 5 stars (1 rating)

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52 Times Britain Was a Bellend

Written by: James Felton
Narrated by: Mathew Baynton
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Twitter hero James Felton brings you the painfully funny history of Britain you were never taught at school, chronicling 52 of the most ludicrous, weird and downright 'baddie' things we Brits* have done to the world since time immemorial - before conveniently forgetting all about them, of course. Including:

  • Starting wars with China when they didn't buy enough of our class A drugs
  • Inventing a law so we didn't have to return objects we'd blatantly stolen from other countries
  • Casually creating muzzles for women
  • And almost going to war over a crime committed by a pig

52 TIMES BRITAIN WAS A BELLEND will complete your knowledge of this sceptred isle in ways you never expected. So if you've ever wondered how we put the 'Great' in 'Great Britain', wonder no more . . . 

*And when we say British, for the most part we unfortunately just mean the English.

©2019 James Felton (P)2019 Hachette Audio UK
  • Unabridged Audiobook
  • Categories: History

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"Scurrilous, scandalous and frequently disgusting. I absolutely loved it." (James O'Brien)

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Highly entertaining

This is great fun and very entertaining, as well as very educational. I've never had so much fun listening to stories of murder, genocide and puppy killings. Definitely worth a go.

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