A Villain for Christmas
Vexing Villains, Book 1
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Narrated by:
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Michael Lesley
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Written by:
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Alice Winters
About this listen
Despite growing up in a family of villains, I’d rather curl up and read than commit crimes. When I get coerced by my brother into helping him rob a bank, I run into August, my childhood crush, also known as Chrono, the city’s greatest superhero. He’s sexy, sweet, and suddenly, he’s asking me to Thanksgiving with his parents.
It’s probably because he doesn’t realize that I’m Leviathan, a villain with the power of telekinesis. And I can’t tell him because he’d never forgive me and would stop doing things like cooking for me - wait, maybe that would be a good thing, since he’s a terrible cook. It doesn’t help that my parents think they’re the ultimate villains and won’t stop getting in my way, although they can’t even steal toilet paper without getting caught.
But when real supervillains (not the wannabe kind that I grew up with) start targeting August, I might be forced to show everyone who I truly am: a slightly warped and snarky man who’d really rather read a book than save anything...besides August.
I’ll tear this world apart just to get another glimpse of him in those glasses and spandex suit. I’ll do whatever it takes to keep him safe, even though it means exposing my true identity. Luckily, August still cares about me, proving that even a villain and a hero can fall in love. Hopefully, we’ll be able to save the world in time for Christmas.
This ridiculous and snarky holiday novel contains a villain-turned-unlikely hero (even if he’s a manager's worst nightmare), a superhero with a fondness for suckers who absolutely does not use his powers to cheat on board games, a hairless cat with an unfortunate name, bumbling family members that try to be evil, but are mostly just embarrassing, a snow globe with mysterious powers, betrayal, true love, a risqué Santa suit, and the saltiest chicken ever.
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- Enric
- 2023-09-19
Amazing, great couple, great story, great everything 😍
I’m reading the second, shuck sadly they don’t have here (a hero in hiding) and I can guarantee that you can not have enough of London and August 😍😍 I wish there was a third book
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- 2020-10-12
Awesome book!
I never write reviews. This book is so good that I have gone out of my way to write a review. Be aware of your surroundings when listening to this audio book because I coughed up coffee in front of confused onlookers because of the witty banter and humor Alice Winters brings to this book. If you read this Alice (author), please continue with another book to continue this story! Narration was amazing as well, thank you Michael Lesley!
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