Emily Finland - 25, college graduate, hot mess, lover of all things cheese. Hasn’t had a date in a year. Yeah, that’s not something I would put in a dating profile. Ever. In fact, I can’t be bothered to date. There are so many awful guys out there. I much prefer to Netflix and chill with a pizza.

But of course, my busybody best friend Charlotte was having none of that. She persuaded me to go on a blind date, and even though I was reluctant, I decided to go. I never expected to meet a man like Liam Montgomery.

Liam Montgomery - 40, rich, cocky, wears a Rolex, likes expensive whiskey, completely out of my league. He was not who I would have chosen to have gone on a blind date with. Just because he was gorgeous didn’t mean he would make a good boyfriend. Plus, he was way too old for me.

That didn’t stop me from flirting with him, though. Or, from spending one very long, exciting night with him. I’m not going to tell anyone about that night. Ironically, it turned out that Liam hadn’t even been my intended date. Oops!

Unfortunately for me, hot mess Emily, the biggest shock of my life was still to come. For, while Liam and I should never have been, he’s not about to leave my life quite that easily. You see, I’m celebrating my dad’s retirement with my folks, and Liam is also there. Only, this time, he’s not alone.