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Kristen DiMercurio
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Ashley Herring Blake
About this listen
An interior designer who is never without the perfect plan learns to renovate her love life without one in this new romantic comedy by Ashley Herring Blake, author of Delilah Green Doesn’t Care.
For Astrid Parker, failure is unacceptable. Ever since she broke up with her fiancé a year ago, she’s been focused on her career—her friends might say she’s obsessed, but she knows she’s just driven. When Pru Everwood asks her to be the designer for the Everwood Inn’s renovation, which will be featured on a popular HGTV show, Innside America, Astrid is thrilled. Not only will the project distract her from her failed engagement and help her struggling business, but her perpetually displeased mother might finally give her a nod of approval.
However, Astrid never planned on Jordan Everwood, Pru’s granddaughter and the lead carpenter for the renovation, who despises every modern design decision Astrid makes. Jordan is determined to preserve the history of her family’s inn, particularly as the rest of her life is in shambles. When that determination turns into some light sabotage to ruffle Astrid’s perfect little feathers, the showrunners ask them to play up the tension. But somewhere along the way, their dislike for each other evolves into something quite different, and Astrid must decide what success truly means. Is she going to pursue the life that she’s expected to lead or the one that she wants?
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- Amazon Customer
- 2024-08-06
Good
A good one but not the best in the trilogy. Im just not sure i liked the ending.
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- Anonymous User
- 2023-02-09
Another great love story
I enjoyed this audiobook. Absolutely adorable and Romantic. I am looking forward to the third book in this series.
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- David Brush Abel
- 2023-06-05
So Cute
This series is really super cute. The characters are likeable, the plot is low stakes, but keeps you interested. There is so much queer joy in this story.
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- Beth
- 2022-11-25
Ashley Herring Blake Does It Again
Ashley Herring Blake has a gift in character building and story telling - this second novel of her best friend’s trilogy does not disappoint. Wonderful queer representation without feeling forced, deep feels that had my heart aching and some spice for good measure. Would most definitely recommend and already looking forward to her next release.
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- GSR
- 2023-01-05
Great!
loved both the story and readers voice. I finished it within a day and I must say it's a new favorite!
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- Kallum A. McGrath
- 2023-02-16
A love story I wish never had to end
What a beautifully written, romantic and inspiring love story. One of my favourites. Chefs kiss.
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- Amazon Customer
- 2023-02-28
Another great read!
Yay, thank you Ashley for another delightful sapphic tale. DiMaggio once again killing it with the narration. Definitely recommend!
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- Elizabeth
- 2023-01-01
awful reader
reader needs to go back to english class. good book, awful reader. very bad at doing voices.
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- ana
- 2023-04-04
First book of fhe series was way more interesting
Astrid is a great character but the plot is super lose and honestly, Jordan makes little to no sense and it is hard to tie it all together, it just didn’t add up. Let’s hope the next in the series goes back to the flow of the first volume, as the characters are charming and fun (save from Jordan, really can’t with her, she’s just a flaky brat and not much else to account for).
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