Feeling confused and more surprised after the first Presidential debate. If your junk food intake went up, you are not alone!

Elections, Wars, Economy, Interest rates, turbulent weather news..It is not easy to be highly optimistic, certainly not from the news! Other option to have some summer travel if the weather cooperates this year. But the wide-spread unemployment and raising travel costs puts damper to those thoughts. Stay-cation is the best option instead of vacation. What else one can do?

Welcome to Humor From News. A social media feed where you can watch news with a twist of satire. Daily feed in social media, weekly videos in other video websites. Smile, laugh and spread the humor. Like oxygen in the air, most of the content are free.

Is it just watching or hearing funny news?. No, I do add a content on ‘word for the week’, (or) funny joke of the week’. So you can pretend that you learn something new this week. Like everyone, you may not remember the word after few days.

Election is coming, so does twitter vs threads social media war. There is enough content for cartoonists, endless sources!

Quote for this week:

Why do so many of us in the Western World resist stillness? And with those who attempt to meditate and give up quickly, why do we get impatient with stilling the mind more quickly than we expect the practice it will take to be great at anything else? What our soul cares about most is not a perfectly still "no mind"? What our soul cares about truly is that we make the effort to come and spend time with "her".

Quote by Dr Toni Galardi

Word of the week

Pied

Pied means having two or more different colors.

Like Red and Blue during this election year!

What’s new this week?

Boeing, multi-vitamins,etc - Humor from news!

- Paper blame at Boeing

- Degree at 105, mean graduation degree

- Salty cream

- Southwest flight

- multi-vitamin

Let us start this week’s highlights..

How long you wait to get the degree?

83 years after finishing her master’s coursework, this Stanford graduate finally received her education degree. She is 105 years old.

She should get two masters, one for education and another one for her patience!

Coursework means paperwork, but it could get blamed too..

Boeing blames missing paperwork for Alaska Air incident.

It should be that paper clip, which allowed the paperwork to fly out of the open window into the clouds!

What cream you use in your coffee?

Salty cream in your morning brew? Vietnam’s specialty coffees offer that.

It’s time to change my sugar addition to salt addiction!

Talking about coffee, very important for pilots

A Southwest flight took off from a closed runway, forcing workers to clear out.

Pilot was trying to achieve the on-time departure record and can’t afford wait behind the other planes in regular runway!

Daily multivitamin supplements don't help you live longer, study shows.

All money down the drain..In this case, flushed out in the toilet?

Thanks for your time..See you next week!

How do you keep yourself motivated and handle day-to-day activities? Get fresh air, if time permits. Eat healthy, once in a while may be. Be active, show up in the gym or take jogging, if the weather permits. Talk to friends, if they are available. Lot of ifs and buts. Time flies and you wish there is a pause button in life.

Do you write daily journals?. How much calories consumed and burnt. Your food intake. Your mood. Your perspective to your own life. At the end of the day, you wish you helped many. You wish you smiled and laughed to bring your charisma out. You think of the past moment in life, where you laughed your heart out that you really cried! You don’t have to send the tears to a lab. Those tears are sounding you are healthy and alive!

Back to the question, when did you smile or laugh?.Yes twitter or instagram stories may make you laugh, if the feed or algorithm that day suites your mood that time. Otherwise, you are just browsing the feed with your mind on something else!

Welcome to Humor From News. A social media feed where you can watch news with a twist of satire. Daily feed in social media, weekly videos in other video websites. Smile, laugh and spread the humor. Like oxygen in the air, most of the content are free.

Is it just watching or hearing funny news?. No, I do add a content on ‘word for the week’, (or) funny joke of the week’. So you can pretend that you learn something new this week. Like everyone, you may not remember the word after few days.

Election is coming, so does twitter vs threads social media war. There is enough content for cartoonists, endless sources!

Word of the week

Pied

Pied means having two or more different colors.

Like Red and Blue during this election year!

What’s new this week?

Secret Service to Dating Apps - Humor from news!

- Secret service member robbed

- Blender parts

- New California Gold Rush

- what is Bugatti?

- Netflix popcorn

- Pilot for two airlines

Let us start with something very important..

Secret Service member robbed at gunpoint during Biden’s trip to California

Hope this is not the same guy who holds top nuclear codes for the President! Then we have a bigger problem.

What could be the next blunder?

Vitamix recalls almost 570,000 blender parts

Who thought blender parts could be anyone’s blunder

After blunder comes robbery. This time broad-day-light robbery as in movies

Dramatic video captures smash-and-grab jewelry robbery

Nearly $2 million in jewelry was stolen in a California heist.

This is the 2024 edition of ‘California Gold Rush’

Those robbers can’t even afford this. What is that? A simple car

Bugatti's new car is $4 million

Let me first guess how many zeros are in a million.

Let us talk about dating, normal dating apps

Eight in ten Americans ‘burnt out’ with dating apps, according to new research

The balance two may still be figuring out what is swipe left and swipe right means!

After dating comes hanging out. What about some netflix news?

Netflix Launches Its Own Line of Popcorn for $4.50 a Bag

Don’t worry, soon there will be a family subscription plan so that you are not starved of popcorn

Finally, some airline news. We can’t afford to miss those news

Pilot Caught Secretly Working For Two Airlines

Now we know one reason why pilots looks tired as they enter the plane

Thanks for your time..See you next week!

How do you keep yourself motivated and handle day-to-day activities? Get fresh air, if time permits. Eat healthy, once in a while may be. Be active, show up in the gym or take jogging, if the weather permits. Talk to friends, if they are available. Lot of ifs and buts. Time flies and you wish there is a pause button in life.

Do you write daily journals?. How much calories consumed and burnt. Your food intake. Your mood. Your perspective to your own life. At the end of the day, you wish you helped many. You wish you smiled and laughed to bring your charisma out. You think of the past moment in life, where you laughed your heart out that you really cried! You don’t have to send the tears to a lab. Those tears are sounding you are healthy and alive!

Election is coming, so does twitter vs threads social media war. There is enough content for cartoonists, endless sources!

Quote for this week:

If you were to die tomorrow, it will not matter what you accumulated in this life. It wont even matter how many or who your friends were. All of it will be gone. All that you will leave with is your spirit. A good thing to remember when something upsets you. Will this matter to me in 5 years?

Dr Toni Galardi

Word of the week

Inveterate

What is the meaning of the word?

Having a particular habit, activity, or interest that is long-established and unlikely to change.

You may quickly assume your own habits on social media. I am just saying that..

What’s new this week?

Wells Fargo jobs to AtmosFear - Humor from news!

- Faking key board strokes

- Linked-in AI resume

- AtmosFear

- Fiji vacation

- Unaffordable, put more pessimism

- more

Let us start the topics, first bank news

Wells Fargo fired a dozen people accused of faking keyboard strokes.

Now I know why there are long queues every time at the teller counters

Let us go for a virtual ride..

28 people rescued after getting stuck upside down for 30 min on Portland Park ride (named AtmosFear)

They went for instant gratification but got life-long memories!

After the ride comes restroom business.

A Chinese tourist attraction has installed toilet timers.

What will happen after that time? Loud alarm sound or automatic showers inside??

What is your summer vacation plan?. This question is for the singles..

Fiji Vacation: He spoke to a woman at a bus stop on vacation. Then they fell in love.

Change your next vacation from Bali to Fiji, if you are still single.

Next,

Vacation mean walking and being active.

You can burn more calories while walking just by making some simple change, experts say

The first ‘step’ is to start walking..

Want to know what is double pessimism like double expresso?

San Jose California tops in US cities for ‘impossibly unaffordable’.

Impressive title, filled with double pessimism!

Back to some office humor..

Apple worker’s tax form left on office printer showed he made $10,000 more than a woman doing the same job. Now she’s suing.

Quick moral from this news. He should have run faster to the printer!

What AI -artificial intelligence do for you?

LinkedIn’s AI job coach can write your cover letters and edit your resumé

What help you get with the interview? A clone with all the answers will be available?

We have not heard pandemic long time, isn’t?

Former CDC director predicts bird flu pandemic

Why former director saying this? Summer vacation at CDC?

One more research studies results..

Even Temporary Loneliness Can Harm Physical Health. Research study.

Those people must not be using instagram!

Thanks for your time..See you next week!